Topic Kids!!! The things you're kids do to make you want to scream!
12 Sep 2013 12:48
The joys of parenthood. Told 5 year old tonight its too late to go out and its pouring with rain.
So he sneaks out the back door and off to his friend. When he realises he's in trouble he tells a friend that he's going to hide and never come back.
45 mins later, after a frantic search in the dark, a friend's mum brings him back home. Serious talk time..this goes beyond anger into cold silence.....
I'm sure its not just my 5 year old (can't let myself imagine what kind of teenager he will become).
Anyone else have horror stories from younger kids?
Topic drunk sex
05 Sep 2013 14:49
When my wife has a drink she turns into a sexual animal after just one glass of wine. Its fantastic. Pity its been 6 years since she last had a drink!!
Topic Pity Fuck
04 Sep 2013 08:52
I've heard of it in a different context. My understanding was it also included sex with a partner even if you really aren't in the mood.The old i've got a headache and am really not feeling great but he's still all over me so i'll give what he wants just so he'll leave me alone.
No idea if this is right but i can see it being more common than the urban dictionary definition - especially based on responses from Lushees so far.
Anyone else hear of this definition? And can anyone put their hands up to this one? Not me. Always happy to oblige...plus i guess most women have the sense and empathy not to try it on when their other half isn't right!!
Topic Relationships - how did you get to know someone
01 Sep 2013 12:44
For me i was desperately trying to go out with somone else when i first met my wife. As my mind was very much on someone else we became just good friends for a few months. It was only after i spectacularly failed with the other girl that my wife and i started dating. By then we had already been mates for a while and this was an easy and natural progression for us both.
Topic cities game
26 Aug 2013 12:00
D'oh! Too slow...
Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
26 Aug 2013 04:57
I've been told i look like....
Sadly not to the first and, after a swift exchange of words, the kid from school decided i did not in fact resemble Gonzo!
Topic Suffering guilt from your secret Lush Life?
25 Aug 2013 07:19
I certainly felt guilty when i first joined. I share everything with my wife except for my life on Lush. She is a very private person and does not like any social media sites so she certainly would not like this one.
I too am 40 - nearly, 40th coming soon- and have very different needs in our sex lives these days.
So at first it felt bad but only because it felt like i was somehow living a lie.
Now i'm ok with it and the reason i am ok with it is because i am true and open in my profile and in my posts. I make a point of the fact that i am happily married and i would not be embarrassed if my wife did ever see anything that i wrote. In other words my behaviour online has been and always will be exactly the same as offline. I am flirty yes but true to my friends and to my wife.
I hope this helps in some way as i did feel the same when i first joined.
Topic cities game
22 Aug 2013 23:42
Where does Lima come from? Next one was supposed to start with Y?
Topic What tv/movie character did you crush on as a kid?
22 Aug 2013 14:31
Lori Singer in Footloose
then Kelly Le Brock in Woman in Red
then Jessica Lange in the Postman always rings twice
Topic make up sex
21 Aug 2013 14:36
Never experienced make up sex as i've not had a single fight with my wife in 21 years
Topic Girls in Uniform
21 Aug 2013 11:46
Police uniforms for me. I got pulled over once cos the headlight on my knackered old car was flashing the police car in front. I was asked to get into the back of her car. She talked to me for quite a while but i have no idea what she said. Complete brain freeze. I think she noticed, took pity on me and let me go!
Topic Will you have sex with me?
21 Aug 2013 11:28
I couldn't even watch all of them - either one. Just too in your face and uncomfortable for me to watch. Ickey, that's what they both are!!
Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
21 Aug 2013 11:20
My answer to this normally generates cries along the lines of 'you're a puff'!
But the truth is i don't have a celebrity crush. Without meeting them i can't tell what their personality is like. A cracking face and body means nothing to me without the personality to match.
There, i said it.
Topic What was your" WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING" moment?
18 Aug 2013 14:17
When i looked up and called a girl from college to ask to meet up over Christmas.
It was a love at first sight moment and i'd been like a lost puppy all term I couldn't bear the thought of not seeing her over the Christmas holidays and gave her a call even thougb she had previously given me the just friends line in the past.
I called her and asked if she wanted to meet up. She was clearly lost for words and just said 'i'm busy that day'
I hadn't mentioned a day and reality smacked me right in the face.
What the fuck was i thinking?
Topic what is your favorite movie quote
18 Aug 2013 11:23
Not a quote, but a brief exchange that has always touched me...from Schindler's List
Oskar Schindler: I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.
Itzhak Stern: Oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. Look at them.
Oskar Schindler: If I'd made more money... I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I'd just..
Itzhak Stern: There will be generations because of what you did.
Oskar Schindler: I didn't do enough
!Itzhak Stern: You did so much.
Oskar Schindler: This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people.
Oskar Schindler: This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. Oskar Schindler: I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!
Topic what is your favorite movie quote
18 Aug 2013 11:13
I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Harry Burns - When Harry met Sally
Topic Google Your Username!
18 Aug 2013 10:43
No surprise what showed up for me......
Topic Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
18 Aug 2013 01:53
I've briefly met a few minor celebs from the UK. But the person i feel most honoured to have met, at his home, was former editor of the Daily Dispatch in South Africa, Donald Woods. Not that famous these days but he played a not insignificant role in the ending of apartheid in south africa. Having written about the murder of his friend and anti apartheid activist Steve Biko, Donald was forced to flee from his country with his family.
He later became the first private citizen to address the UN Security Council.
He was later portrayed by Kevin Kline in the film Cry Freedom.
Topic what grabs your attention when reading profiles?
18 Aug 2013 01:27
For me an intersting post in the forums will entice me to check out a profile. Like a lot of other responses i like a person who has included a realistic bio. Though what they say in forums often says more about them than their profile does. I don't tend to friend request as i've always preferred the other person to make the first move. But i do follow people i like or respect and like to check out their stories too.