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Name:
Keith Tootell
Sex:
Male 
Age:
73
Sign:
Capricorn
Relationship Status:
Married
Location:
Leicester, United Kingdom
Interests:
Walking, swimming,dancing (rock & roll)
Favorite Music:
Rock & roll
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Date Joined:
14 May 2010
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Topic: Voyeurs or Exhibitionist
Posted: 23 Aug 2010 23:35

Grammatically, and otherwise...


http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/226-computer-fail2.jpg

Two words for you, (pompous prat)

Topic: Voyeurs or Exhibitionist
Posted: 23 Aug 2010 04:59

Hi for you out they’re that like being a voyeurs or an exhibitionist this is the site for you, no software to down load and best of all it is free.hello1
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Topic: We all knew there had to have been a perfectly innocent reason!!
Posted: 21 Jul 2010 00:22


The explanation - another true story.

Some time ago, President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the

last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on

short notice.


The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named

Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told

that this was the best they could do on such short notice.


Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the

soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief of Staff, but he was told

that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay,

but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time

dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse

himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen,

he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.


By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so

disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a

door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his

horror that he had stumbled into the office of Monica Lewinsky with his trousers around his knees.


As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the

President whisper in a barely audible voice, 'Sack my cook.'


And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred !

dontknow

Topic: First Aid
Posted: 14 Jul 2010 03:17

I think that we should be able to give first aid if we have to so I think you should take time to see the 2 videos.
http://vimeo.com/12204236
http://vimeo.com/11673844
I do hope when I meed help one of the ladies from LUSH is on hand.

Topic: Wedding Nightmares
Posted: 12 Jul 2010 23:04


You would just have too. Then pull the groom and preacher together and finish the ceremony right there in the water.

Absolutely Chef, That was the first thing that came to mind, the groom should have jumped in...

I am with you he should have.

Topic: The ministry of cocks.
Posted: 12 Jul 2010 22:59

Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.coffee

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.


You to? lol
Yes me to, but I am sad to say at 70 years old the length my dick is now calculated in wrinkles and not inches as in my youth.

Topic: The ministry of cocks.
Posted: 12 Jul 2010 01:14

Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.coffee

Topic: Pushing your butten
Posted: 01 Jul 2010 12:02

Can your lover do this to you.
If so tell me the button he has to push.
http://www.youtube.com/v/mJJyqY2DZqY&hl=en_GB&fs=1

Topic: I always wanted to be somebody.
Posted: 20 Jun 2010 11:47

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. And you would like to be?
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/118-ManEv.jpg

Topic: A what makes a good wife
Posted: 19 Jun 2010 11:24

The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie, and even to murder, with the truth. How I feel the pain of you unkind words.

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