Grammatically, and otherwise...


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Two words for you, (pompous prat)

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The explanation - another true story.

Some time ago, President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the

last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on

short notice.


The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named

Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told

that this was the best they could do on such short notice.


Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the

soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief of Staff, but he was told

that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay,

but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time

dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse

himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen,

he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.


By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so

disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a

door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his

horror that he had stumbled into the office of Monica Lewinsky with his trousers around his knees.


As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the

President whisper in a barely audible voice, 'Sack my cook.'


And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred !

I think that we should be able to give first aid if we have to so I think you should take time to see the 2 videos.
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http://vimeo.com/11673844
I do hope when I meed help one of the ladies from LUSH is on hand.

You would just have too. Then pull the groom and preacher together and finish the ceremony right there in the water.

Absolutely Chef, That was the first thing that came to mind, the groom should have jumped in...

I am with you he should have.

Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Good one OG.


You to? lol
Yes me to, but I am sad to say at 70 years old the length my dick is now calculated in wrinkles and not inches as in my youth.

Would you ladies like to see a government department that keeps dater on all the cocks in you country length, thickness, cut or uncut thing like that it could be called the ministry of cocks. You could then at a glance look up any male you would like to fuck and see if it would be worth you time going after him.

Can your lover do this to you.
If so tell me the button he has to push.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. And you would like to be?
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The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie, and even to murder, with the truth. How I feel the pain of you unkind words.