Nothing but an erection (well it's more fun than a smile ;-)

Penetrate

Learn to sit down and pee! It's better for your health aswell!
I know I am slightly(nah bugger it, wildly) off-topic Catnip, but do you have any info to back this up? I have often wondered .. .

No Question - fuck :-)

Oh dear, now I feel like I am stalking her, but would love to go private with Adele

fuck first, then make love after

Nice Cabernet Sauvignon :-)

pass

Pass

I fell for the trap; I read the profile.

You come across as insecure, desperate for attention and desperate for approval. The fact that you mentioned "daddy's money" made me instantly want to dislike you. Why you think many thousands of strangers need to know that about you is beyond me. I'd also guess that you have pretty low self-esteem (although you'll probably deny it until you're blue in the face).

That was my first impression of you. Thanks for asking. :)
Arrgh, and now you have me intrigued about her/his profile!! head-desk, head-desk!

I must resist the curiosity ... I must resist the curiosity ...

As Mike wandered off with his new conquest, I found myself wondering what might be in store for me tonight. We were at a club with a reputation for having a large number of cougars amongst its clientele and tonight was locally known as ‘Grab a granny’ night. Although neither Mike nor I were in the first flush of youth, we both had a predilection for the more mature woman. Earlier, we had...

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