About Paddler
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Het male with strong lingerie and spanking fetishes. I'm a switch, love spankings both ways. All these interests are reflected in my stories. I'll post stories and some true accounts. Sorry, I won't be friends unless I have corresponded or chatted with you.

Name:
Paddler
Date Joined:
22 Dec 2010
Last Visit:
23 Apr 2013 (26 days ago)
Sex:
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Relationship Status:
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Interests:
I'm very involved with outdoor recreation, especially sea kayaking, half the reason for my name here. I'm sure you can guess the other half.
Favorite Books:
Huckleberry Finn, Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, The Little Sister, Farewell My lovely, At Play in the Fields of the Lord, Little Big Man
Favorite Authors:
Mark Twain, J.R.R. Tolkien, Raymond Chandler, Peter Matthiessen , Ed McBain, Dorothy Sayers, C. S. Lewis, Bertrand Russell
Favorite Movies:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, No Country for Old Men, Casablanca
Favorite Music:
Louis Armstrong, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: On TV no less!
Posted: 02 Jul 2012 23:46

You gotta wonder - why was she wearing that at work?

Topic: On TV no less!
Posted: 02 Jul 2012 19:29

The camera pans from one reporter to another - what's that under her dress?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xquxle_reporter-caught-off-guard-with-strap-on-under-dress_news?search_algo=1

Topic: What's the funniest or strangest comment you have received on one of your stories?
Posted: 03 Oct 2011 08:19

Dirty Martini,

Congratulations of pushing those folks over the edge. If pornography doesn't push the limits of the acceptable or the personal buttons of some, what good is it? Besides getting people off and giving them new ideas, I mean.

Paddler

Topic: Rating of 3 - Are comments required?
Posted: 19 Sep 2011 19:46

When I finish reading a story, I usually rate it and comment. Sometimes, I give a rating of 3. When I do, I'm asked by the system to explain my reasons, which I do. I say what works, what doesn't, and make suggestions.

Tonight, I scrolled through my own stories, looking at number of views, new comments, and so on.

I noticed a few 3's but no negative or critical comments. I thought maybe some folks gave a 3 rating, but didn't care to write real critques, so they write positives instead. However, one story got more 3s than comments, so evidently some stories get 3s and no comments.

Why the difference? Anyone know? Iis there a way to avoid the comment that I haven't seen?

Thanks.


Topic: Interesting patent application
Posted: 27 Jul 2011 12:00

Right on all that.

The reverse polarity aspect of the magnet, if powerful enough, could control the forward and back pelvis thrusts of the male, which ought to appeal to a femdom. So should the penis wrapped in steel mesh.

But, how does she get around the steel mesh inside her? Aye, there's the rub.

Topic: Interesting patent application
Posted: 25 Jul 2011 21:14

My friend's late father was a self-educated mechanical genius, held several patents. You've used some of his stuff, but I must protect my friend's anonymity.

Upon her father's death, a friend of the family and an employee of his company took over the firm. At the beginning of the current economic downturn, the assets of the firm were sold at auction. The auctioneer got ahold of the family because my friend's father's office had been maintained untouched as a sort of shrine to his memory by the new owner.

She and I went there to collect memorabilia - photos, personal objects, prototypes of inventions - and a box of patent apps and supporting docs. That evening we perused them. One invention intrigued me and its parts became evident over several documents. Then the purpose became obvious.

The main part was a flat-bottomed, round disk that was a powerful electromagnet. It was plugged into the wall with a power supply. A control allowed the operator to alter the polarity of the magnet.

The other part was a woven steel sheath, similar to a Japanese finger trap. This part was also magnetized, but its polarity was fixed.

Documents indicated that no similar device had ever been patented. I feel it would have been uncomfortable in use, but in any event, it's been superseded in function by Viagra.

No, I'm not making this up.

Evidently, in his old age, the guy had trouble getting it up and still wanted to please his wife, so, being the inventor he was, he came up with a mechanical "solution."

Topic: You all
Posted: 20 Apr 2011 15:34

Babygirlmindy and I discussed her writing in chat. She's from the south, so I brought up the common southern US use of "You all."

Here's the exchange. What do others here think of "You all?"

paddler says:
In your daily speech, do you say "y'all?"
babygirlmindy says:
tell me I didn't type that...
paddler says:
No, just asking.
babygirlmindy says:
hahaha
babygirlmindy says:
ok
babygirlmindy says:
phew
babygirlmindy says:
yes...
babygirlmindy says:
i do use it in speech quite often
babygirlmindy says:
more often now that I live out in a more rural setting
paddler says:
Good for you. It's the missing construction and should be adopted.
babygirlmindy says:
i shudder every time I realize that I've said it actually
babygirlmindy says:
i hate sounding uneducated
babygirlmindy says:
i may not have the oratory skills of yourself, but i do try not to sound like a complete and utter boob
paddler says:
I fuck. You fuck. He, she, or it fucks. We fuck. What the fuck is wrong with You all fuck? In fact, you all do fuck.
babygirlmindy says:
that has to be the funniest thing I've read all day
paddler says:
I mean it. There's nothing wrong grammatically with you all, and there's plenty right with it logically. and Y'all is a natural abbreviation.
babygirlmindy says:
as long as you find it an endearing quality, I'll not be as harsh on myself
paddler says:
Good.

Topic: Meeting Strangers Safely
Posted: 31 Jan 2011 19:29

Whoa, what have I started?

First of all, I'm the one that would be doing the disclosing first and most. If I meet a woman, it's clear who's more vulnerable.

I hoped for some serious answers.

Topic: Meeting Strangers Safely
Posted: 31 Jan 2011 18:27

Time was when people would chat, email, phone, agree to meet in a public place, size each other up, exchange ID stuff, and set up silent alarms if they wanted to meet privately.

Silent alarms still work. It's now probably more acceptable to bring a trusted friend to the initial meeting, at least for some folks. The sticking point is the ID exchange in the age of identity theft.

I have this idea and I'd like to know what others think.


First of all, trust your gut.

Show each other two pieces of government-issued pieces of picture ID with the date of issue showing, Covering up all but your names. Preferably passport and driver's license.

Show that the name on a credit card is the same, covering the number.

Show that the name on the vehicle registration is the same. There's not much you can do about license plates.

Any other ideas, suggestions, experience? Items to add, items to leave off?


Topic: Writing in Parts
Posted: 27 Jan 2011 07:56

I've written (and illustrated) sex stories for years with no audience for the smut that I found so steamy. Serious case of writer's blue balls. I discovered Lush a bit more than a month ago and I squirted out a story with every downstroke for a while.

Now I've got incomplete series all over the place.

Oh, the remorse. Guilty of reader abuse. I promise to amend my ways and finish my series before publishing.


BTW, on blue balls. I think I googled the term looking for a tease and denial site or some such. Didn't find that, but i learned that Wikipedia has an article on the loved/hated condition.

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Added 27 Aug 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 3,669 | 1 Comment

The English School 3: Alice's Discovery

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Sorority Auxiliary Part 2: My Initiation Begins

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Added 24 Aug 2011 | Category BDSM | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 7,523 | 3 Comments

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DirtyMartini
Posted: 31 Dec 2012 23:14
Just dropped by your page to wish you Happy New Year...

beinggood
Posted: 10 Jun 2012 22:47
hugggggggggggggs and kisses

beinggood
Posted: 28 Mar 2012 08:16
we miss you and your stories..Hope you are well my friend...Huggggs BG
Lush
Posted: 30 Dec 2011 18:13
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

beinggood
Posted: 05 Nov 2011 04:59
hope you are doing better...hugggs BG.
Boss01
Posted: 03 Oct 2011 14:04
So sorry to see that you need surgery. I hope everything turns out well. We'd all miss your great stories and feedback support. Bon chance, mon ami!
DirtyMartini
Posted: 19 Sep 2011 19:42
Just stopped by to say "high"...hope all is well with you...
Mistress_of_words
Posted: 22 Aug 2011 15:52
Thanks for the add. So are you a big Tolkien fan or just a fan of long grey beards?
Paddler
Posted: 28 Jan 2011 17:25
My Girl! You must be feeling better! Love it! especially the ankle tie. not to mention the tattoo.
Paddler
Posted: 20 Jan 2011 21:00
Oh, yes, my good friend Hot-C. I'll have you like that! And you'll love it, won't you?
Paddler
Posted: 18 Jan 2011 17:25
Thank you, Hot-C. Very Gandalf-like.
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