About Pastor_of_Muppets

Morning All!! I don't cyber! I do chat! My stories are no longer on lush.....but you can find them at http://poms-stories.tumblr.com/ so you can still read all my old stories and the new ones as they come! I love to write so please feel free to read and comment and make suggestions for future stories!

Andy Cohen
Date Joined:
19 May 2011
Last Visit:
24 Feb 2013 (420 days ago)
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Lost, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
pretty much anything and everything!
Favorite Books:
Fantasy Fiction Clive Cussler Books The Prophet
Favorite Authors:
David Eddings David Gemmel Clive Cussler Kahlil Gibran
Favorite Movies:
Pretty much all of them, but especially Bad taste Brain dead Meet the feebles Black sheep Supertroopers Beerfest
Favorite Music:
anything but rap cause you cant spell Crap without it!
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Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 09:25

not bigger than my rubber one. now THAT is a big cock. plus, it's got a suction cup on the end so i can stick it where ever i want and best of all? it doesn't talk back! ;)
or buy you a drink, take out the trash, change a plug, put up a shelf, mow the lawn or any of the other things that you ladies think are done by magic!
thank god there are cooking and cleaning fairies or we'd have to do that too!

Topic: We need more organized religion
Posted: 17 Sep 2011 16:55

Wow so i could become a real Pastor???

Topic: Sexy Redheads....
Posted: 13 Jul 2011 05:42


Topic: Have you ever masturbated at work?
Posted: 01 Jul 2011 04:36

I Drive a School bus and i think they frown on that kind of behaviour!
But i have definitely masturbated on the bus while on night work and recorded it for my beloved or phoned her during it!

Topic: My last orgasm was...
Posted: 16 Jun 2011 11:18

my last for sometime

Topic: What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted: 23 May 2011 03:35

go on holiday and have sex on the beach mmmmm i love cocktails!

Topic: What would you do to the person above you?
Posted: 23 May 2011 03:31

take her anywhere and everywhere she wants to go!

Topic: "FORUM GAME" If Lush were a small town what role would the person above you play?
Posted: 23 May 2011 03:30

Village Idiot (in the nicest possible way!!)

Topic: Would you rather...
Posted: 23 May 2011 03:26

unicorn on drugs every time!! that would be too cool for words!!

WYR sweat mayonaise or wake up covered in ham every morning and never know why?

Topic: What would you do to the person above you?
Posted: 23 May 2011 03:23

Buy him a beer or three then steal his bike!

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Posted: 06 Oct 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 05 Oct 2013 21:21
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Posted: 12 Oct 2012 16:34
I love Having a new Bill friend ... Thank you

Posted: 11 Oct 2012 10:45
My favorite Bill... Enjoy

Posted: 11 Oct 2012 10:40
Sorry I missed your Birthday .... hope you had a GR8 day

Posted: 06 Oct 2012 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 24 Dec 2011 11:24

Posted: 24 Dec 2011 09:17
Kisses and best wishes for a very Merry Xmas

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