not bigger than my rubber one. now THAT is a big cock. plus, it's got a suction cup on the end so i can stick it where ever i want and best of all? it doesn't talk back! ;)
or buy you a drink, take out the trash, change a plug, put up a shelf, mow the lawn or any of the other things that you ladies think are done by magic!
thank god there are cooking and cleaning fairies or we'd have to do that too!

Wow so i could become a real Pastor???

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!

I Drive a School bus and i think they frown on that kind of behaviour!
But i have definitely masturbated on the bus while on night work and recorded it for my beloved or phoned her during it!

my last for sometime

go on holiday and have sex on the beach mmmmm i love cocktails!

take her anywhere and everywhere she wants to go!

Village Idiot (in the nicest possible way!!)

unicorn on drugs every time!! that would be too cool for words!!

WYR sweat mayonaise or wake up covered in ham every morning and never know why?

Buy him a beer or three then steal his bike!