Me, not sure, my wife on the other hand:
"Son of preacher man" by Dusty Springfield
"pour some sugar on me" by def leopard

failed horribly some how at replying to the latest post and only wishes this post was a groundless lie.

Bill's pic is really just an ad out of a Cabela's magazine. His real boat is much shorter with two oars and no bikini clad women on it, just an old man with a speedo.

Yes, cheating would give you some more excitment and adventure in your sex life, but your relationship with your wife would suffer because of it. Cheating doesn't fix what she did. My suggestion talk to your wife and be perfectly honest with her "hey, honey, our sex life sucks and is really boring right now, let's find a way to change things up a little." Chances are she may agree with you, that may have been part of why she cheated in the first place. And if both of you want to sleep with other people, maybe suggest an open relationship or inviting people into the bedroom with you.

has some of the coolest tattoos or body paint I've ever seen