No not really a very good one, But Ill bet she had some help coming up with that painting..BTW I found it to be worthy of a FLOL.

Oh I had a good chuckle over it for sure Mr 4Play.

Yes if I could I would enjoy waking up with a stiffy, pissing half in the toilet and half over the bathroom floor and toilet seat, then throwing on the first thing I found and not giving a shit what I looked like and how I dressed, drink beer and fart a lot with my mates in the bar and slag off women but really want to fuck as many as I could even though most of them see me as a worthless slop.

Did I miss scratching my balls in public?



YIKES! Doesn't paint a very pretty picture of us guys now does it.

Only if I could choose to NOT be on a period LOL. I would love to feel an orgasm from a woman's body. What an interesting question, I'll keep my eyes on this one.

I'm confused... is this funny or just extreamely sad? A few months ago I would have laughed about this for hours, but I've been given a college intern to work with this term and she is dumb as a box of rocks with absolutely zero work ethic. This person is in the third year of engineering school and I swear I can picture her as the McDonald person.

Does it mean we're getting old for expecting just a tad of intelligence from those around us? I don't think so. I've thought about this (with the help of my kids) when it comes to txt spk, which I hate with a passion. Maybe I am getting a little old. Sigh.

I've been married 30 years now to the same lady. I've found that all things are cyclical - even sex. As many have pointed out, communication is key. Talk to each other about what works and what doesn't. Talk about what she would like to try... as we get older our sexual interests change. There are also lots of good books that discuss all the wonderful erectile tissue found on a lady... read and explore either separately or as a couple. You don't say much about your relationship, but lots of forplay throughout the day: sexy texts, emails, phone calls, flowers, letters. When I make it an all-day affair, she responds. Again, not everyone is the same, this is just what works for an older guy whose been married a while. Just my two-cents, for what that's worth.

Of course. What better way of connecting with your lover when you can't be there in person. It's also fun to use something new together to add a bit of spice.

Holy shit that was hysterical. Thank you for sharing that story, I needed a good laugh tonight

Age is just a number and by itself means nothing.

Give me a woman who is comfortable in her own skin and doesn't feel the need to impress anyone. Give me someone who enjoys life and loves to laugh, a lady who knows how to make others feel comfortable in a variety of settings. Someone I can connect with beyond sex, one I can share my passions with and who enjoys trying new things. A woman who is more concerned with others than herself... yeah, that's her. It doesn't bother me that she may have some lines worn into her face, or breasts that aren't as perky as they used to be, or that she has a few more curves than the younger gals - those are very minor issues in my eyes.

Age has absolutely nothing to do with maturity and even less to do with sensuality.

In grade school I choked on a peanut m&m and the boy who tried to give me the heimlich maneuver dropped me and I fractured my leg.

So the truth finally comes out... you liked the feeling of a guy behind you with his arms reaching around your front, pressng you into him. That's why you still like peanut M&Ms - you're hoping it happens again with a guy that's not going to drop you

I have a few really good friends I would definitely meet for coffee or a nice brunch. Maybe a stroll through a park or on a beach. Maybe some light-hearted teasing, but not for sex. The relationships are far more improtant that a few hours of hedonistic pleasure. Damn, did I just say that?!

To my lover… The orange glow on your face Cast by the flickering fire outlines your features and Captivates my eyes I’m mesmerized by your beauty As the fire dances through your hair And reflects in your eyes Making each darker, more seductive Tongue moving across full lips You hypnotize me with your smile I can’t take my eyes off you I’m paralyzed by your beauty I watch as your body...

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Can I watch... ... as you slowly unbutton your blouse, one button at a time Teasingly spreading the material apart, offering a glimpse of your skin Sliding it off your shoulders in slow motion, one hand at a time ...you turning around, unclipping your sheer lace bra Letting the straps fall way from your back, before you toss it at my feet ... you pulling your belt through each loop...

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Come With Me For my lover: I'm leaning into you right now brushing the hair away from your ear so you can hear me whisper "Come with me my love, let's get away just the two of us let's slowly remove our clothes and take each other to places we've never been. Come with me my love, I'll worship your body with my fingers, my lips, my tongue spread your legs wide for me and I'll...

Added 17 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 504 | 10 Comments

Did you feel me this morning? Did you feel me think of you while lying naked under the sheets? Could you feel my erection grow? Sweet thoughts of making love to you, slowly pushing myself into your folds Your soft moans and little whimpers, my body pressing into your warmth Could you sense me sliding my hand slowly back and forth as I hardened? Fingers feeling every ridge and vein,...

Added 21 Aug 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 790 | 15 Comments

A pre-dawn vision of my lover: Like a mist I hover over her watching as she sleeps soft lips slightly separated, tummy slowly rising and falling I take in her nakedness and see skin soft and cool, pleasant hills and valleys of perfect breasts She knows I'm close by for she smells my scent, corners of her full lips bend upward and muscles gently stretch My lover inhales deeply breathing...

Added 12 Jul 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 349 | 16 Comments

Last night we flew to the sun A night filled with explosive energy Sweat dripping out of every pore Hot cum flowing like lava The morning that followed Was sweet and romantic As we laid in each others arms And stroked cool skin Nothing sexual at all Enjoying each others company Completely relaxed Completely satisfied Your fingers sent chills up my spine As they danced and stroked...

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I love everything about autumn; it excites all my senses: The feel of the cool, crispness against my face Taking in slow, deep breaths of clean air The sound of leaves crunching underfoot as I run in the park The wonderful colors of the freshly painted trees The crackle of a fireplace, the smell of cooked apples The taste of pumpkin-spice latte My lady prefers the heat of summer: ...

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It’s 1:00 am and I can’t sleep. My wife is at her mother’s house dog sitting and I’m alone with my thoughts. Directly above where I lay, Jill - my daughter, and Beth - her lesbian lover, keep making sounds that fuel my wicked thoughts. There’s no bed in that room. They are using my thin backpacking mattresses and sleeping bags, basically sleeping right on the floor. Even though they try to...

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