Forum posts made by playsit

No not really a very good one, But Ill bet she had some help coming up with that painting..BTW I found it to be worthy of a FLOL.

Oh I had a good chuckle over it for sure Mr 4Play.

Yes if I could I would enjoy waking up with a stiffy, pissing half in the toilet and half over the bathroom floor and toilet seat, then throwing on the first thing I found and not giving a shit what I looked like and how I dressed, drink beer and fart a lot with my mates in the bar and slag off women but really want to fuck as many as I could even though most of them see me as a worthless slop.

Did I miss scratching my balls in public?



YIKES! Doesn't paint a very pretty picture of us guys now does it.

Only if I could choose to NOT be on a period LOL. I would love to feel an orgasm from a woman's body. What an interesting question, I'll keep my eyes on this one.

I'm confused... is this funny or just extreamely sad? A few months ago I would have laughed about this for hours, but I've been given a college intern to work with this term and she is dumb as a box of rocks with absolutely zero work ethic. This person is in the third year of engineering school and I swear I can picture her as the McDonald person.

Does it mean we're getting old for expecting just a tad of intelligence from those around us? I don't think so. I've thought about this (with the help of my kids) when it comes to txt spk, which I hate with a passion. Maybe I am getting a little old. Sigh.

I've been married 30 years now to the same lady. I've found that all things are cyclical - even sex. As many have pointed out, communication is key. Talk to each other about what works and what doesn't. Talk about what she would like to try... as we get older our sexual interests change. There are also lots of good books that discuss all the wonderful erectile tissue found on a lady... read and explore either separately or as a couple. You don't say much about your relationship, but lots of forplay throughout the day: sexy texts, emails, phone calls, flowers, letters. When I make it an all-day affair, she responds. Again, not everyone is the same, this is just what works for an older guy whose been married a while. Just my two-cents, for what that's worth.

Of course. What better way of connecting with your lover when you can't be there in person. It's also fun to use something new together to add a bit of spice.

Holy shit that was hysterical. Thank you for sharing that story, I needed a good laugh tonight

Age is just a number and by itself means nothing.

Give me a woman who is comfortable in her own skin and doesn't feel the need to impress anyone. Give me someone who enjoys life and loves to laugh, a lady who knows how to make others feel comfortable in a variety of settings. Someone I can connect with beyond sex, one I can share my passions with and who enjoys trying new things. A woman who is more concerned with others than herself... yeah, that's her. It doesn't bother me that she may have some lines worn into her face, or breasts that aren't as perky as they used to be, or that she has a few more curves than the younger gals - those are very minor issues in my eyes.

Age has absolutely nothing to do with maturity and even less to do with sensuality.

In grade school I choked on a peanut m&m and the boy who tried to give me the heimlich maneuver dropped me and I fractured my leg.

So the truth finally comes out... you liked the feeling of a guy behind you with his arms reaching around your front, pressng you into him. That's why you still like peanut M&Ms - you're hoping it happens again with a guy that's not going to drop you

I have a few really good friends I would definitely meet for coffee or a nice brunch. Maybe a stroll through a park or on a beach. Maybe some light-hearted teasing, but not for sex. The relationships are far more improtant that a few hours of hedonistic pleasure. Damn, did I just say that?!

I always send a quick thank you. I appreciate the work they do. To all the mods that read this, whether you verified one of my stories or not - THANK YOU

Let the teachers of America pack a gun in there desk, post signs all over the school grounds, that teachers are armed and trained any attempt of act of harming a kid will be meet with deadly force. We have to fight back. How long have drugs been illegal? An there are still a huge problem. IF teachers were armed, would we have any kids harmed today. I know there are some people here who are anti-guns, and there going to tell me this post is ignorant, but just think if somebody in that school was armed, would we have any children dead. Guns don't kill people. People do.

I don't think arming teachers is the answer, thats just another possibility of kids getting their hands on one. Where I come from kids have a pack mentality. There's not much a single teacher can do if a group of these poor, misguided souls decided they wanted to overtake her/him and take their gun. I agree though, something needs to be done... and quickly.

In case you are wondering, yes, I am an advocate for conceal-carry permits. Taking that right away won't remove guns from the hands of criminals, it just weakens society

Without a shadow of a doubt, my neck.
Neck... Check

Exhausted

A huge turn on for sure. I love watching her mouth open, listening to her short breaths and her moans of excitement, watching her body stiffen and her legs quiver... knowing she's putting on a show for me and teasing me would be very special.

The question posed didn't cover the whole story. You asked if it made a difference in a negative way, but not for the positive. Why did we have three kids?... because we didn't want four! Between Mrs P feeling more relaxed, and mr P not having to use condoms, it made for a much more enjoyable sex life.

If you're concerned with the quality of your orgasm, don't turn 50

… spread right out on the dry, cool side, and ZZZZZzzzzzz !

Now that's just wrong.

For sure! Resting in each others warmth, hearing her heart beat, feeling her breath moving the hairs on my body... no better way to feel loved.

Would you kiss her after she swallowed your cum?


My god YES on both acounts. What's more erotic than tasting a combination of fluids?! Whether it be kissing her deeply while the taste of my cum is still in her mouth, or tasting our combined orgasms while still fresh inside her... my god that's hot!!!

Thought about it numerous times but haven't had the opportunity yet. It's on my sexual bucket list though, that's got to count for something.

When it comes to thinking about my lover with another man, no... I'm a bit old fashioned and a little selfish I suppose. I would like to think we were enough for each other, but if it were a fantasy of hers and she talked to me about it, I would consider the possibility, but initially would probably be against it.

Either way is good with me so long as it's at least neatly trimmed and my tongue has easy access.

...Would you even leave the house?? haha...but seriously, would you do it? Is this a common thing to try or considered "freaky"?

Since I'm not a contortionist or have a monster dick, I've never thought about it. Would I do it if I could? Never say never

I just asked the girls and now it's our turn.would you masturbate in front of your wife or girlfriend?
How about a stranger?
How about another guy?

Wife or girlfriend? Yes, I think it's very erotic for lovers to watch each other pleasure themselves.
Stranger? No... I would at least have to know her
Another guy? hardline no... just not into pleasing guys

Do you guys really like eating a girl or do you just do it to pleasure the girl???

Eating a girl? If you're talking about using my mouth, tongue and teeth on my partner's private parts, then yes and yes.

There's nothing more personal and intimate than tasting my lover. I love running my tongue along her slick folds... the feel, the taste, the smell, all very erotic.

I also love the feel of her inner thighs squeezing my face, the sound of her moans and groans as I brush against her clit, the spasming muscles and quivering lips. There's not much better in this world than pleasing my lady orally.

I love controlling my lover, whether making love or fucking her hard. Blindfolds and light restraints, sensory deprivation, introducing new sensations and watching her reactions are a huge turn on. On the other hand, knowing that my partner desires me and wants to control my pleasure is also a huge turn on.

I guess what I'm saying is either way is highly erotic. As long as both my lover and I are eager participants, it doesn't matter to me. Keep things fresh and exciting I say

Doll, for the most part I'm attracted to women who are comfortable in their own skin. To have surgery for the sole purpose of making yourself attractive seems shallow and vain. Of course medical and mental health issues are another issue altogether.

I think your question is more strictly based on physical attraction though. A womans breast size makes no difference to me. I can enjoy small breasts as much as large ones. It's all in the sensitivity, not the looks.

Scars tell a story of who we really are and what we've been through, whether internal or external... we all have them. If a guy turns his back on you because of something physical, he's not worth a second look and you'd be better off without him. There are pleanty of guys out there who are looking for a woman they can connect with both spiritually and mentally, and who considers a woman beautiful who has a genuine smile and is comfortable with who they are as a person. Be yourself and enjoy life, the rest will take care of itself. My two cents anyway.

... I've also briefly dated a man who had a cock the size of a chapstick! Seriously! Super good looking but... ;)

LMAO... I just spit coffee all over my computer screen. The poor guy!

This list just keeps expanding seemingly weekly.