Forum posts made by principessa

This degree did not come out of a Corn Flakes box. That is why you came to me for advice and I charge for it. So, please listen to the opinion you have paid for.

Thanks, NN!

A class act - funny and so smart.

B is a sweet man and a great writer. And, of course, I love the beautiful images that he posts on my wall.

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A large latte

At Last by Etta James

French or Italian lingerie.

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Have a wonderful birthday, M1, and good wishes for the rest of the year.

Okay, M - just because you asked so nicely.


Betrayal

When you and I became lovers
I thought that we’d forsake all others
And to each other be ever true
But now I see a new side of you
Your love is not only for me
There is another whom you see
I sit at home alone and wonder
How I could make such a blunder
No matter how hard I try
There is nothing to do but cry
Only one view can be conveyed
It is me you have betrayed

Challenge: Living in sin

Three things I could live without:

1. Ignorance
2. Dishonesty
3. Conflict

Three necessary intangibles:

1. Love
2. Laughter
3. Intelligence

Three necessary tangibles:

1. Books
2. Music
3. Good food and wine (shared with the One)

Three things that make a day better:

1. Sunshine
2. Good conversation
3. Satisfying work

Three things that impacted my life:
1. Tragedy
2. Love
3. Getting through graduate school

Three places I would happily live:
1. Tuscany
2. Provence
3. New York

Three guilty pleasures:
1. Reading in bed
2. Old movies
3. Potato chips

Three movies I want you to see:
1. Some Like it Hot
2. Out of Africa
3. North by Northwest

George Clooney - no hesitation. Smart, funny, politically active and gorgeous.

The Affair to Nowhere

I should have known
When this was nascent
That your attitude
Is too complacent
I want you close
I love you madly
You push me away
You treat me badly
You are distracted
By other lovers
And I’m impacted
And can’t recover
You do not give
But only take
I realize this is
My decision to make
I have to end this affair
With a broken heart
It is going nowhere

Challenge: Unrequited love

Home schooling is necessary in these times. Why should our children have their minds polluted with science, literature, foreign languages, and critical thinking about the world around them? They should be taught our religious values, learn that our views are the only ones that matter, that people who disagree or believe differently will go straight to hell where they belong. With all the other weird lefty pinko bleeding heart liberals and foreigners and anyone else not just like us. After all, this is the USA, the greatest country in the world, with the best people in the world, who deserve to have everything good in the world, because we are still rich and powerful and God is on our side. Even at the Olympics.





Next; Legalizing pot

No one stepped up, so here is another from me.

Tantric sex

Tantric sex, so cool, New Age
Close the book, turn the page
We are not spiritually aware
And our subconscious cannot get us there
No contact, touching, or kissing
You know exactly what we’re missing
We should be lascivious and louche
Fuck me senseless, devour my cooch
I want to feel you in me deep
Spasm after spasm, then unconscious sleep
So take me, have me, love me madly
Touch me, kiss me, behave badly
I want you, I need you, and I’m frantic
I just don’t want sex that’s tantric

Challenge: Fetish

Putting on a condom

In these days of STDs
No matter how much
We want to please
There must be a rule
Too many dangers
To be a fool
If you want to make love
With me, my darling
You wear a “glove”
Unless monogamous, I insist
You put on a condom
Or I will resist
All of your love and advances
Here, let me help
I ‘ll take no chances
OMG, you’re big and thick
This condom is awkward
Will it fit your dick?
There we are, now it’s done
We can start having fun

Challenge: Tantric sex

No one bit since yesterday, so here is my effort.


Bustier

Sometimes when I feel lustier
I decide to wear my bustier
Of course that’s not how it to say
It is pronounced boost -ee – ay
Naturally leave it to the French
To help each girl look like a wench
Scads of lacy lingerie
Helps me have my wicked way
With my husband or my lovers
Before we are under the covers
And in bed for sex so dirty
Started by my bustier so flirty
It turns them on and makes them hot
Flannel pyjamas this is not

Challenge: chastity belt

Well done, Clum. How about another about the proper use of apostrophes. Hate when I see them for plurals.

Well done, WMM!

Snoring

Darling, am I so truly boring?
You are fast asleep and snoring
I need to have you in me deep
And all you want to do is sleep
I really think this is no joke
I have to give you a sharp poke
Forcing a stop to this buzz saw noise
You understand, I have no choice
I want to have some of your lovemaking
I am right beside you for the taking
Instead you lie there noisily sputtering
While selected curses I am uttering
If you do not stop this now
We will have a massive row
When you wake all happy and bright
After I have had a sleepless night.

Challenge: bustier

Post it anyhow, CD. Your verses are always wonderful. Just carry my challenge forward, please. P xx

Ice cubes

Baby, I’m so very sore
I have to beg you
Don’t fuck me more
I ask you now, pretty please
Some ice cubes fetch
My pain to ease
To my nether region apply
Held by your mouth
What a guy!
You’ve made it better
Yes, that’s great
Now make me come again
I don’t want to wait


Challenge: garter belt and stockings

Another Oscar Wilde quote that seems to fit: "I can resist everything except temptation."

Most of us want to have our cake and eat it, too, if we can, in many situations. In relationships, the consequence of cheating - the broken trust - is very difficult, if not impossible, to repair. Not worth the extra helping of cake you had, so to speak. All of us should be straight with our partners if we are incapable of fidelity. We should not make promises that will not be kept and cause so much pain when they are broken.

So, what are you wearing?

So, what are you wearing?
Such a cliché
To be honest
I’m unwilling to say
I know you want in your head
An image of how
I’d look in your bed
A fantasy for your delight
To fuel your wanking
All through the night
Making you both moan and sigh
The truth is unsexy
That’s the reason I’ll lie
Say that I’m in lingerie red
Instead of old sweats
Enough has been said
When planning for hours of cyber sex
Comfortable - as good as it gets

Challenge: Phone sex

Scrotum

Erogenous, your scrotum, your sack
You want it licked
From the front to the back
If you’re honest you’ll confess
You love when I do that
And kiss and caress
And not omit rub and knead
Your cock and your balls
The home of your seed
Sometimes part of sixty-nine
I do yours and you do mine

Challenge: sexy lingerie

Group sex

Group sex is not something new
Like minded hedonists
All want to screw
Sets of arms and legs entwine
So many lovers
Which ones are mine?
Couplings haphazard, almost random
Every orifice filled
Being taken in tandem
Overstimulated, lost in feeling
This whole thing
Has left me reeling
A glass of wine and a rest
I have to think now
Who was best?

Challenge: nymphomaniac

The Hammock

The hammock, at first I thought crazy
Must be for the sexually lazy
As it turns out I was wrong
It is more than a souped up thong
It can be used by those who are kinky
Not just when your back is hinky
The hammock is a great sex swing
If sensual creativity is your thing
So many positions made so much easier
Your sex life can now be that much sleazier

Challenge: Virgin

Lush

You should never be in a rush
Just take your time
When reading Lush
Whether poems or the prose
You’ll find you tingle
From your head to your toes
And then there are rooms for chat
You can find someone
Just like that
Who will want to try their luck
So charming, so smooth
“Hey, baby, wanna fuck?”
The truth is that this site is good
For friends, fun, and more
A real neighbourhood
I should warn you though
And say this with conviction
If you’re not really careful
Lush will become an addiction

Challenge: lasciviousness

Wrong name

In the throes of lovemaking
All over each other, licking and kissing,
When reaching orgasm
I found out whom he was missing
It was not my name he shouted
Repeating the same name
His secret was outed
As he came and came
Not “God” or “Jesus” or even “Lover”
It was the name of another
The biggest shock – I’ll you advise
Not a girl’s name – it was a guy’s

Challenge: IUD

Shaved

Constantly debated
In the Lush Forum
They love it or hate it
So I’m asking you to be the jury
As to whether my pussy
Should be shaved or be furry
I don’t know which
Is my man’s fave
Should my hair show
Or should I shave
Razor in hand
Given the facts
To hell with it
I think I'll wax

Challenge: circumcised cocks

Merci, ma copaine. Thank you, gf.