Forum posts made by principessa

The girl in DD's pic is not really doing laundry. Just waiting for the spin cycle.

Bravo, CD. I would not attempt to write verses in French.


Defloration

Every girl has a first time
To be deflowered
To experience passion
And with love be showered
Her lover will be gentle
If she`s favoured by the gods
Wonderful lovemaking
Careful as he prods
To teach her well
Her sensuality to awaken
And soon, it`s done
Her virginity taken

Challenge: Faking orgasm

Is this sexist BS thread still going? Christ

Thank you, Nicola.


This is the 21st century. Wake up, JP.

Queefing

Queefing - a new word to me
Until CD just said it
Didn't know such a thing could be
Used Wiki to find it really fast
And write this verse
Hoping not to be last
Done by women's intimate parts
It's vaginal flatulence
Female farts

Challenge: bisexual

Cybering

Cybering it brings me joy
So long as it is
With a boy
My senses are on high alert
This guy is hot
He`s such a flirt
We talk, we laugh, and we excite
Each other five times
Through the night
I wonder sometimes
If it`s right
To have a lover
Off a site

Challenge: bisexual

CD and I must have been posting simultaneously. I concede the challenge to her.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.


Mostly true, but for the sports and being hyper. Not sporty at all - even as a fan - and usually calm and serene. I admit that serenity is sometimes like a swan, paddling frantically beneath the surface.

These descriptions are so broad and general that you could adopt almost any of them.

Cock ring

Baby,I want to make it last
When we make love
You come too fast
I know you want me
Satisfied too
So here`s a present
A cock ring for you

Just slide it down
That lovely dick
Please don`t frown
I am sure that it
Will make me happy
And prolong
The lasting power
Of your schlong.


Challenge: condom

Sorry, WMM, I am spoken for. I should not tease like that.

Ooops, Mazza was faster.


Anal

Something we’ve been told a lot
Is anal sex is very hot
Try to do it and I’ll shout
Stop it now and take it out
Naughty, forbidden for you to push
Your hard cock into my tush
It's so special that I say
You cannot have it every day
But if you are my special boy
My ass can be your own toy

For the record, I think I did make-up sex a couple of pages ago. Does this mean WMM and I have to do make-up sex together?

Carry on, you lot.

Exhibition

I know that I should feel contrition
Shirt up, bra down, tits out
God -What an exhibition!
But my dear I will confess
I love showing off
With clothes even less
You really should not be such a prude
Just because I like to parade nude

Challenge: domination

Swallowing

Swallowing for some an ultimate high
In sexual pleasure
I cannot say why
He pushes and thrusts and really pokes
It seems very likely
It will be me that he chokes
So if you love me and want to come
Please fill me elsewhere
Pussy, breasts, or bum
Sorry, baby, I know it’s sad
But that gagging feeling’s really bad

Now - cunnilingus

Threesomes

For something with je ne sais quoi
You should try ménage a trois
Sex is really so much fun
With your partner more than one
Keep it coming, I can’t pick
Which one has the better dick
If you choose wisely and with luck
There will always be another fuck

Challenge: cunnilingus

Sorry - CD beat me - proceed with her challenge

Squirting

It sometimes starts with sexy flirting
And usually ends with me squirting
We kiss, we touch, and we caress
Who knew it would make such a mess?
There are many girls who cannot do it
But my pussy’s easy, come on, screw it
Fuck me, baby, and you’ll know
When I’m coming, it’ll flow.

Challenge: threesomes

Love bites

Lasting remnants of our nights
I am covered with your love bites
I am all marked up, blue and red
You just have to devour me in bed
I love it all and it`s only right
That I fully sate your appetite
Mine`s not to bite, but to kiss and lick
Your mouth, your body, and your prick.
Hold you close and kiss you deep
And have our fill before we sleep

Challenge: erotomania

Cyber sex

Cyber sex is my undoing
As I don’t know who I’m screwing
Is he short or is he tall?
Is he the greatest of them all?
His words entice me and his wit
And I’m addicted as is my clit
I’m hoping this will never end
And anonymity is my friend


Challenge is still desire

CD is faster than I am - so it's a duplicate - sorry


Lust

Lust and passion, wanton desire
Baby, come and light my fire
I need and want you very badly
To ravish me, deeply, madly
Lust not love makes the world go ‘round
If the right lover you have found
So, baby, take me, don’t delay
Lust means fuck me every way

Challenge: desire

Makeup sex

Makeup sex is about forgiving
Forget the crap, continue living
No matter who is really wrong
Do not stay angry very long
Your darling you really should not vex
Unless you both like makeup sex


We'll leave the next challenge as lust.

Phallus

A phallus known by any name
Gets the job done just the same
Small or big, thin or thick
In the end, it’s still your dick
Some are cut and some as is
But all of them can do the biz
What I really want to see
Is how it fits inside of me

Challenge: tits

Had to respond to my own challenge as no one bit.


Coitus

Call it coitus, call it screwing
It is me you should be doing
Call it coitus or a lay
I want to have it every day
Call it coitus or a fuck
It is you I want to suck
Call it coitus or lovemaking
I am here for your taking


Challenge: phallus

Penetration

There is no better inspriration
Than the thought of penetration
Through the day or through the night
Fuck me, baby, with all your might
Pussy, mouth or even bum
All I want, baby, is your come.


Challenge: coitus

Shiver (sorry, singular was easier to rhyme)


You make my heart race
When you kiss my face
And when we make love
With you below or above
You make the earth quake
You make my body shake
Yes, I am all aquiver
Your cock makes me shiver.


Challenge: caresses

Seduction


Seduction and romance
To get into my pants
Chocolates and flowers
And kisses he showers
Upon me each day
So he can have his way
And not leave it to luck
That it’s me he will fuck

That one was too difficult. Here`s a try.

Clitoris

You are getting me hot
More often than not
I’m damp and you’re tenting
There is no relenting
We’ll do sixty-nine
To show you’re all mine
Darling I will now lick
That ever throbbing prick
Kiss my clitoris, my bud
And your face I will flood


Challenge: breasts

Orgasm

Did the earth move
As you filled my groove?
For your cock so rigid
I’m anything but frigid
Pounding and thrusting
Until we’re both busting
To come hard and fast
But making it last
Until the final spasm
And at last – orgasm.

Challenge - Clitoris

I hear your voice so soft on the phone late at night. It caresses me. I can feel you, see you, taste you and sense you inside me as we come.

Remembering that they are often a play on words or a pun, I would be interested to see what everyone chooses. Remember Pussy Galore?

I have decided on Jewel Snatch.

You are an ocean far away. Yet I can feel you so close. Your love and desire move through the ether warming me. I feel cherished and adored.


I have not forgotten how to write them. Just busy lately.

"As Ozren took the book, I laid a hand on his hand."

"People of the Book" by Geraldine Brooks

my mother

OMG - yes

and snakes

A shrink could have a field day with that.