Forum posts made by principessa

Another Oscar Wilde quote that seems to fit: "I can resist everything except temptation."

Most of us want to have our cake and eat it, too, if we can, in many situations. In relationships, the consequence of cheating - the broken trust - is very difficult, if not impossible, to repair. Not worth the extra helping of cake you had, so to speak. All of us should be straight with our partners if we are incapable of fidelity. We should not make promises that will not be kept and cause so much pain when they are broken.

So, what are you wearing?

So, what are you wearing?
Such a cliché
To be honest
I’m unwilling to say
I know you want in your head
An image of how
I’d look in your bed
A fantasy for your delight
To fuel your wanking
All through the night
Making you both moan and sigh
The truth is unsexy
That’s the reason I’ll lie
Say that I’m in lingerie red
Instead of old sweats
Enough has been said
When planning for hours of cyber sex
Comfortable - as good as it gets

Challenge: Phone sex

Scrotum

Erogenous, your scrotum, your sack
You want it licked
From the front to the back
If you’re honest you’ll confess
You love when I do that
And kiss and caress
And not omit rub and knead
Your cock and your balls
The home of your seed
Sometimes part of sixty-nine
I do yours and you do mine

Challenge: sexy lingerie

Group sex

Group sex is not something new
Like minded hedonists
All want to screw
Sets of arms and legs entwine
So many lovers
Which ones are mine?
Couplings haphazard, almost random
Every orifice filled
Being taken in tandem
Overstimulated, lost in feeling
This whole thing
Has left me reeling
A glass of wine and a rest
I have to think now
Who was best?

Challenge: nymphomaniac

The Hammock

The hammock, at first I thought crazy
Must be for the sexually lazy
As it turns out I was wrong
It is more than a souped up thong
It can be used by those who are kinky
Not just when your back is hinky
The hammock is a great sex swing
If sensual creativity is your thing
So many positions made so much easier
Your sex life can now be that much sleazier

Challenge: Virgin

Lush

You should never be in a rush
Just take your time
When reading Lush
Whether poems or the prose
You’ll find you tingle
From your head to your toes
And then there are rooms for chat
You can find someone
Just like that
Who will want to try their luck
So charming, so smooth
“Hey, baby, wanna fuck?”
The truth is that this site is good
For friends, fun, and more
A real neighbourhood
I should warn you though
And say this with conviction
If you’re not really careful
Lush will become an addiction

Challenge: lasciviousness

Wrong name

In the throes of lovemaking
All over each other, licking and kissing,
When reaching orgasm
I found out whom he was missing
It was not my name he shouted
Repeating the same name
His secret was outed
As he came and came
Not “God” or “Jesus” or even “Lover”
It was the name of another
The biggest shock – I’ll you advise
Not a girl’s name – it was a guy’s

Challenge: IUD

Shaved

Constantly debated
In the Lush Forum
They love it or hate it
So I’m asking you to be the jury
As to whether my pussy
Should be shaved or be furry
I don’t know which
Is my man’s fave
Should my hair show
Or should I shave
Razor in hand
Given the facts
To hell with it
I think I'll wax

Challenge: circumcised cocks

Merci, ma copaine. Thank you, gf.

DL - since no one has posted - and many do not find this a subject for funny verses - can we please skip this one and have another suggestion from you?

The girl in DD's pic is not really doing laundry. Just waiting for the spin cycle.

Bravo, CD. I would not attempt to write verses in French.


Defloration

Every girl has a first time
To be deflowered
To experience passion
And with love be showered
Her lover will be gentle
If she`s favoured by the gods
Wonderful lovemaking
Careful as he prods
To teach her well
Her sensuality to awaken
And soon, it`s done
Her virginity taken

Challenge: Faking orgasm

Is this sexist BS thread still going? Christ

Thank you, Nicola.


This is the 21st century. Wake up, JP.

Queefing

Queefing - a new word to me
Until CD just said it
Didn't know such a thing could be
Used Wiki to find it really fast
And write this verse
Hoping not to be last
Done by women's intimate parts
It's vaginal flatulence
Female farts

Challenge: bisexual

Cybering

Cybering it brings me joy
So long as it is
With a boy
My senses are on high alert
This guy is hot
He`s such a flirt
We talk, we laugh, and we excite
Each other five times
Through the night
I wonder sometimes
If it`s right
To have a lover
Off a site

Challenge: bisexual

CD and I must have been posting simultaneously. I concede the challenge to her.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.


Mostly true, but for the sports and being hyper. Not sporty at all - even as a fan - and usually calm and serene. I admit that serenity is sometimes like a swan, paddling frantically beneath the surface.

These descriptions are so broad and general that you could adopt almost any of them.

Cock ring

Baby,I want to make it last
When we make love
You come too fast
I know you want me
Satisfied too
So here`s a present
A cock ring for you

Just slide it down
That lovely dick
Please don`t frown
I am sure that it
Will make me happy
And prolong
The lasting power
Of your schlong.


Challenge: condom

Sorry, WMM, I am spoken for. I should not tease like that.

Ooops, Mazza was faster.


Anal

Something we’ve been told a lot
Is anal sex is very hot
Try to do it and I’ll shout
Stop it now and take it out
Naughty, forbidden for you to push
Your hard cock into my tush
It's so special that I say
You cannot have it every day
But if you are my special boy
My ass can be your own toy

For the record, I think I did make-up sex a couple of pages ago. Does this mean WMM and I have to do make-up sex together?

Carry on, you lot.

Exhibition

I know that I should feel contrition
Shirt up, bra down, tits out
God -What an exhibition!
But my dear I will confess
I love showing off
With clothes even less
You really should not be such a prude
Just because I like to parade nude

Challenge: domination

Swallowing

Swallowing for some an ultimate high
In sexual pleasure
I cannot say why
He pushes and thrusts and really pokes
It seems very likely
It will be me that he chokes
So if you love me and want to come
Please fill me elsewhere
Pussy, breasts, or bum
Sorry, baby, I know it’s sad
But that gagging feeling’s really bad

Now - cunnilingus

Threesomes

For something with je ne sais quoi
You should try ménage a trois
Sex is really so much fun
With your partner more than one
Keep it coming, I can’t pick
Which one has the better dick
If you choose wisely and with luck
There will always be another fuck

Challenge: cunnilingus

Sorry - CD beat me - proceed with her challenge

Squirting

It sometimes starts with sexy flirting
And usually ends with me squirting
We kiss, we touch, and we caress
Who knew it would make such a mess?
There are many girls who cannot do it
But my pussy’s easy, come on, screw it
Fuck me, baby, and you’ll know
When I’m coming, it’ll flow.

Challenge: threesomes

Love bites

Lasting remnants of our nights
I am covered with your love bites
I am all marked up, blue and red
You just have to devour me in bed
I love it all and it`s only right
That I fully sate your appetite
Mine`s not to bite, but to kiss and lick
Your mouth, your body, and your prick.
Hold you close and kiss you deep
And have our fill before we sleep

Challenge: erotomania

Cyber sex

Cyber sex is my undoing
As I don’t know who I’m screwing
Is he short or is he tall?
Is he the greatest of them all?
His words entice me and his wit
And I’m addicted as is my clit
I’m hoping this will never end
And anonymity is my friend


Challenge is still desire

CD is faster than I am - so it's a duplicate - sorry


Lust

Lust and passion, wanton desire
Baby, come and light my fire
I need and want you very badly
To ravish me, deeply, madly
Lust not love makes the world go ‘round
If the right lover you have found
So, baby, take me, don’t delay
Lust means fuck me every way

Challenge: desire

Makeup sex

Makeup sex is about forgiving
Forget the crap, continue living
No matter who is really wrong
Do not stay angry very long
Your darling you really should not vex
Unless you both like makeup sex


We'll leave the next challenge as lust.

Phallus

A phallus known by any name
Gets the job done just the same
Small or big, thin or thick
In the end, it’s still your dick
Some are cut and some as is
But all of them can do the biz
What I really want to see
Is how it fits inside of me

Challenge: tits

Had to respond to my own challenge as no one bit.


Coitus

Call it coitus, call it screwing
It is me you should be doing
Call it coitus or a lay
I want to have it every day
Call it coitus or a fuck
It is you I want to suck
Call it coitus or lovemaking
I am here for your taking


Challenge: phallus