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INNOCENTMISERY
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Yes. All I did was say hi to him and he came.


I thought we agreed that we wouldn't talk about that? LOL





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i can make people cum with my mind... *concentrates on the entire Lush population*


I thought I felt a strong breeze suddenly pass by me LOL
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Over the last few months, ever since I started reading Stieg Larsson's Millenium Series, Swedish actress Noomi Rapace has become one of my favorite celebrity crushes.

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Seeing that I'm my own boss and work from home, yes I get on Lush at work.

As for the questions, I come on to both cure boredom and to masturbate.
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Redheads have the most fun.....simply because they're most in touch with what they truly desire........or at least that's what I've discovered about the redheads i've been with.
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To be honest, the "Follow The Author" option works just fine with me. Like the old saying says, "If it ain't broke, why fix it?"

But that's just my opinion.
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My ex had a favorite term for it.

She loved to "double-click her mouse".

She hung around me too much while I was working.
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Source:

http://jayforde.com/court-rules-boss-must-accommodate-womans-compulsion-orgasmic-condition-on-the-job/




BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.


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This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.

The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.

Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”

Currently, Bezerra follow a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives that “only” took her to masturbate 18 times.




I first heard about this yesterday morning while listening to a popular nationally syndicated radio show here in the US (No, it wasn't Howard Stern LOL. It was Free Beer & Hot Wings). When I first heard the story, I thought it was a joke. But this story is posted on numerous websites.

My question is.....Wouldn't most women love to orgasm that many times a day?
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I don't sweat it either way, I love sex.




The worst-kept secret in the history of secrets.
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Also what would be a good 'fuck tune' ?


Closer by Nine Inch Nails! hehe

Then again, I am the girl that suggested you watch porn for tips and tricks.

I actually watched a lot of porn before losing my V, and I personally think that it was helpful. You just take what you want and leave the hardcore stuff until you're more experienced. Nobody is suggesting you re-enact a Sasha Grey video, but in some ways I think it made me more adventurous. I just assumed that if the girls in the porn vids were doing certain things, then every girl must be doing those things. Plus I have a bit of a competitive side so I wanted to at least be on par with what I saw.

But yeah, porn research might be better for girls. Nobody will complain about a girl that acts like a porn star in the bedroom, but if a guy attempts some of those moves on his first try, it might not go over that well. So... it's probably best to leave the piledriver and ass-licking-69 positions until after you've got some experience under your belt...







DD, you stole my thought there.

If you don't go with Closer, here's another favorite of mine...evn though it might be tacky.....Pink by Aerosmith
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I'm about 100 pages into The Girl Who Played With Fire by Stieg Larsson. It's the second book in his Millenium Series
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Lisbeth Salander from Stieg Larsson's Millenium Series (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire, and The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest)
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First - Nine Inch Nails & The Deftones

Worst - Woodstock '99. Great music, horrible atmosphere

Best - (tie) Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band at 730am in Asbury Park, NJ on my 23rd birthday.....and Molson Canadian Rocks for Toronto (The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Rush, The Guess Who, Justin Timberlake, The Isley Brothers, The Flaming Lips, and more) in Toronto on my 24th birthday.