If you're reading this, you're on lush.

No. I mean, yes. It's like being a method actor. I think.

I can't wait for the future! It's going to get sticky.

I wouldn't try very hard. I like easy pickins.

Oh, my god. People talking shit about me better stuff it. I hear you are all weirdos and you write about weird stuff. But I'm not saying any more.

Ok this question has been bugging me all weekend.

I was having a sleep over with one of my gfs. (Keribabi123) Keri isnt my actual gf but we're friends. So we were browsing on lush and everytime I told one of my guy friends that I was having a sleep over they kept asking if we were gonna fuck. It got annoying after about 4 guys asking the same question. So..

WHAT IS IT WITH STRAIGHT MEN AND TWO GIRLS?!

You're friends are probably young guys. What the heck are they supposed to be, polite?

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I'ma gunna haveta print dat out.

You don't really want her. For Pete's sake, someone dumped her!

I didn't go since I didn't want to go my junior year.

So you are what ?? 16

I figured he was held back a few years. My guess is he's 20 years old.

Figuring out what pisses me off, pisses me off. Not knowing where to put commas posses me off. Not having written a story in 2 weeks pisses me off.

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“Oh, Sharon, what are you wearing?” I asked, as soon as I entered the house. My wife stood in front of the door in a fancy cocktail dress. The black outfit clung tightly to her body, cutting off just above her knees. Black high-heeled shoes made her taller than she was, at five feet-four inches. She glittered like a jewel. My heart skipped a beat, just as it did that first night I met her at...

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When I met Tammy she had two kids, Cindy, fourteen and Thomas, five.  She was married to Thomas' father, John. They'd been together for six years. She despised the guy, hated him from the very start. The reason she got together with him was his dick. Apparently, the guy was a regular horse. And he had money. The Roth family lived under a cloud of recriminations, always short of all-out...

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It was seven in the morning, and I was sitting at my desk, catching up on my work as a developer. I was in the middle of writing an email, when I realized I wasn't alone. I heard a door open. Suddenly, the lights went on across the cubicle floor. Someone coughed. I got up. “Hello,” I said. “Over here, James. I don't want to spook you.” I was surprised to see Kathy the HR director waving....

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[Graciously edited by Cristal Ball] On a spring day, just after six in the afternoon, I drove home horny. It was a long drive, so I went fast, 60 in a 40 mph zone. I thought about nothing else but getting home. Chills ran down my legs, just thinking about what I had coming. Two women, two cunts. I shook my head. I whipped out my cock. How'd I get so lucky. I pulled into my property and...

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Karen cooked and got the table ready. I looked around for something to do, while she finished. I had some time, so I decided to sneak out. I opened the door to the basement, which was located just outside the kitchen, between the living room and utility closet. I quietly walked down the sturdy, wooden steps. They didn't make a sound. The air was earthy and moist, even a little drafty. The...

Added 21 Jun 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.14 | Views 5,347

[Generously edited by CopyCarver from Literotica.] My wife Susan spent all Friday getting ready for the yard sale. She painted the signs, typed up the Craigslist ad, and alerted her Facebook friends. She has a couple hundred of those, most her age, and a fair number recent mothers or pregnant. I used to give her grief about all the time she spent online, but her network would come in handy...

Added 14 Jun 2009 | Category Taboo | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 10,497 | 6 Comments

In her email, she told me her name was Brooke Anne Jackson. She came right out and asked. Her spelling was gruesome. I want you to write a story about me. I'm a 19 year old college student. I'm bi, I turned 2 of my high school friends into pussy loving lesbians. I even seduced one of their mothers. I have pierced nipples and I'm thinking about getting a ring on my clit. I love to tease,...

Added 31 May 2009 | Category Taboo | Votes 9 | Avg Score 3.56 | Views 4,952 | 3 Comments

After college graduation, I decided I was going to Portland. I didn't have a job lined up, but I was going. That summer, I worked my final campus job and logged plenty of overtime. Everyone told me I needed more money. I cut back my expenses, and ate Burger King for lunch and dinner. I even cut out the beers. But it was still not enough. I was paying too much in rent. With the help of my...

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