About rainonmyparade
Biography

Hmm, what can I say about me besides the fact that I am pretty awesome? No, that pretty much covers it. Don’t judge my book by my cover. I will probably surprise you in the long run with just how awesome I really am. Now that we have that out of the way, how about we get down to it?

I am here for two reason. One, I love to make new friends and I have made some awesome friends around here. With that being said, I will not add you just because you read my story or you saw me in a chat room or came across my profile. If we have never chatted on here before or you do not have a valid reason for adding me, I will ignore your friend request plain and simple.

Reason two for being here, I love to write and sometimes I love to write dirty. I am currently on a mission to write a story in every category and I am well on my way. The novel section will take me a while, but I am not going anywhere anytime soon and I plan on reaching my goal.

If you see me in a chat room, say hey. I am really quite friendly.

I will not skype, cyber or call you. So don’t even ask. (There are few people good enough for that. Those people know who they are.)

But yeah. I am totally chill. I will talk to girls and guys alike, you both tickle my fancy parts. I am not against all different ages as long as you are of age. Hit me up. Lets see what we can do with two awesome minds clashing together at sex speed. (That was bad, I know it was but I had to do it.)

"I am not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I am far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food. I have curves. I have more fat than I should. I have scars. I have a history. Some people love me, some people like me and some people hate me. I have done good and I have done bad. I love my PJ's and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy. I don't pretend to be someone I am not. I am who I am and you can love me or not. I won't change. And if I love you, I do it with my heart. I make no apologies for the way that I am."

Name:
Jess
Sex:
Female 
Age:
25
Sign:
Scorpio
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Somewhere In , Oregon, United States
Interests:
Writing is my number one passion in this world. I know that I have a lot to learn and I am aware I am not the best, but it is the greatest release that I have ever come across. Reading is my close second to writing. I admire the work of others and feel that all things are worth a chance. Sex obviously is something that I am into or I wouldn't be here. Though on that note, I am more interested in the passion and the romance and the connection with sex then just fucking ... so don't ask me to cyber because that is the most unattractive thing I could imagine.
Favorite Books:
This is like asking me which breath is the best breath ever taken. Each breath has a purpose in making my life what it is and keeping my life on track.
Favorite Authors:
I really love Chuck Klosterman.
Favorite Movies:
Refer to Favorite Books.
Favorite Music:
Refer to favorite Movies.
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Date Joined:
28 May 2012
Last Visit:
20 Jul 2014 (7 days ago)
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Friends:
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Followers:
30
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Forum Posts:
10
Stories:
10
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: I recommend this member's profile.
Posted: 04 Apr 2013 16:27

Always free to check out mine but I'm gonna recommend felinuskingus. I've been going through a lot recently and he has just been an awesome friend through all of it, just like he has always been when I really needed a friend.

My account doesn't let me post links or pictures, so you would have to do a member search.

Topic: Things that cheer you up
Posted: 30 Mar 2013 20:23

Haineko
Frankenking13
and
LARA

Topic: Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted: 30 Mar 2013 19:38

Paget Brewster

Topic: Where on Earth are you from? (Location, not heritage)
Posted: 30 Mar 2013 19:33

Though I grew up in California, I am currently in Oregon and consider myself a full Oregonian (Since I was born here, just did stay.) This is where I plan to remain (unless I get my dream job, then this will be updated to say I live in LA.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 30 Mar 2013 19:31

I buy these baked potatoes you can cook in the microwave. They cook in a thin layer of plastic. They whistle when they cook. I am listening to them whistle.

Topic: What's for dinner tonight?
Posted: 30 Mar 2013 19:26

Turkey and Gravy over mashed potatoes (Grade school style only tastes better), Green beans and Salad with Salsa Verde.

Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 21 Mar 2013 18:45

It means on all my good days, it starts to rain.

Topic: All Those Seeking a Master/Mistress or a Submissive Please Post Here
Posted: 28 Feb 2013 00:35

No longer needed

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Stories Published By rainonmyparade
My Happy Birthday - Part One

It’s that feeling you get in your feet, when you have to keep walking. You can’t stand still. That moment that doesn’t make sense, It is crazy. It feels the most real. It’s that feeling in your face, When you can’t help but smile. You can’t hide your smile. It’s that flutter in your heart, that beats like a drum. You know it is worthwhile. It’s that passion, the romance, ...

Added 04 May 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 767 | 3 Comments

Virtual Romance

There comes a time when things begin to fade. Nothing is like you believed it would be in the beginning. The paths you set for yourself have long been passed. You have ended up somewhere you never would have chosen. Age sixteen, your high school boyfriend knocks you up. Your life changes, whether for the best or not, you aren’t sure. You marry the man and raise the child. That...

Added 04 Apr 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 507 | 3 Comments

I give my heart to you

Time at once was uncertain, to nothing real did I belong. Something was missing from my heart, I knew it all along. I tried and tried to feel, for my heart it craved it so. But nothing was right, every love I tried, my heart screamed no. I kissed the lips that held me, but nothing did I feel. I felt as if I was nothing, I was made up and unreal. You can’t love when your heart...

Added 29 Mar 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 545 | 4 Comments

I am not a fucking chore (Part II)

Laurel stumbles into the house,unable to fully hold herself up on her feet. With the mixture of alcohol and the fucking she just had in the cab, her body is not wanting to work properly at all. All she wants to do now is crawl into her oversized bed and go to sleep. Brian on the other hand has a different idea. Brian slowly makes his way into the house, his mind racing with ideas for what...

Added 28 Mar 2013 | Category Spanking | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 7,750 | 6 Comments

I am Not a Fucking Chore

“No,” Laurel cries out across the table at dinner. “I am saying that you are never spontaneous with me.” Brian tries to get her to quiet down, feeling embarrassed that half of the restaurant is now looking at their table. His wife is unhappy, that he knows, but that doesn't mean she has to make a scene in front of all these people. “Can we discuss this at home?” he asks her quietly, trying...

Added 27 Mar 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 11,084 | 11 Comments

Truth or Dare

THE ARGUMENT Summer was finally here. That moment that everyone looks forward to every year, at least those who don’t have to waste their summers with jobs or responsibilities. For four friends, they had nothing but three months of endless possibilities. Twins Lizbeth and Daniel, along with their best friends Corina and Harrison, had planned on spending two weeks at the beginning of summer...

Added 23 Mar 2013 | Category Anal | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 19,303 | 12 Comments

The Real First Time

The Real First Time John was nervous all day long. It had been two years today since him and Jane began dating. They were sixteen when they decided to enter into a relationship with each other and he never expected it to last this long. Not that true love could not be found in high school, but he expected to have dated at least five or six other girls at this point. He was not going to deny...

Added 11 Mar 2013 | Category First Time | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 6,405 | 9 Comments

From Nobody to Somebody

A month ago my father got a promotion for the company he had been working for. He had been a lower level employee for twenty odd years, give or take a year or two, so you could imagine his complete excitement at being promoted. I, on the other hand, was far from being excited. My father taking this new position was the worst thing that could possibly happen to me. I had been born and...

Added 13 Jun 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,319 | 6 Comments

Stephanie's Dad (Part 1)

For as long as I could remember, staying the night at my best friend, Stephanie’s, house, was a normal occurrence. We would switch back and forth between houses, even if it was a school night. Her family had become like my family and my family like hers. We loved this about our lives, it made us feel like sisters, which we had always called ourselves with one another. I will admit though that...

Added 12 Jun 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 12,065 | 7 Comments

Stephanie's Dad (Part 2)

My eyes fluttered open quickly and I was completely out of breath. Looking around I realized that I was in Stephanie’s bed and light was shining in from her giant window. Pulling back the blankets, I looked down at myself, only to see I was still in just my panties. Last night had been a dream. I had dreamed of Mr. Jacob’s masturbating and saying my name. I had not actually played with...

Added 19 Jun 2012 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 7,600 | 7 Comments

Friends Comments
Friends Comments
Lush
Posted: 15 Nov 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Genteel1957
Posted: 05 Aug 2013 23:27
Its an honor to be your friend
Aimtoplease
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 19:51
Thanks for the add
Frankenking13
Posted: 10 Jun 2013 20:48
Im gonna be commin to you hunny bunny.
Frankenking13
Posted: 28 May 2013 08:45
When I first see you in Portland
Frankenking13
Posted: 23 May 2013 20:36
Love the new pics
Frankenking13
Posted: 04 May 2013 20:56

You hold all the cards to my heart and make me flush with red. I someday wish to have a full house with you as you are my queen. We are quite a pair and would love to take you straight to heaven.
Alexandra_A
Posted: 27 Apr 2013 10:01
Thank you for being a friend! x
Frankenking13
Posted: 22 Apr 2013 21:00
Frankenking13
Posted: 09 Apr 2013 12:37
olderthandirt
Posted: 27 Mar 2013 10:01


Thanks for adding me
Caliban
Posted: 12 Mar 2013 09:12
Babygirllew
Posted: 10 Mar 2013 13:35
never should have looked at the new pictures Miss lol but you are lovely as always
Caliban
Posted: 06 Mar 2013 06:18
Caliban
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Caliban
Posted: 01 Mar 2013 04:23
ineedfun1
Posted: 23 Feb 2013 00:59
Thanks baby
Lush
Posted: 15 Nov 2012 03:09
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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