I have to admit I am new to trying my hand at erotic writing. (So you'll have to give me lots of feedback!) I have always had a love of writing. I got my journalism degree 10,596 years ago but never really put it to use. Instead of following the celebrity scene in the entertainment news world, I started a blog (see link below) where I get off on writing. It seems to fit my personality better. I mean would you rather talk about a celebrity's latest DUI charge or write about the hot threesome you had last night? No brainer here people. No brainer.
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Apparently I'm a sweet talker, lol! Anyone need to be sweet talked??
I was read my rights once Scooter! Omg! This made me laugh out loud....meh, no biggie, I'm just hanging out on Facebook anyway... ;)For me it depends on whether I am really into a book or not. If I'm into it... I read every excuse I can get. If not... Maybe every couple of days...
1) There's nothing quite like a soft, sweet...pair of fuzzy handcuffs!2) I would give anything for a... Double A battery that never dies.3) If anyone ever found out....that it was me who shoved those empty condom wrappers in my married friend's pockets....I would never be able to show my face again. 4) I wish that just once he would... Let me have control over the damn remote!!!5) I hate it when... My cat wakes me up at 4am and I can't get back to sleep.6) Oh, my God, I absolutely love it when... My cat wakes me up at 4am and I can't get back to sleep so I roll over, wake up the hubby, and end up fucking until 8am. 7) The one thing I've never done, but desperately want to try is....to join the mile high club. Now if only I was going on vacation sometime soon... 8) How the hell did I ever... Wake up before noon without 12 cups of coffee?9) I wonder what it would be like to get paid for... Playing video games. 10) I really wish Tex would just... Take his clown mask off when he fucks me...
Once! I was doing some catering at someone's wedding and me and another caterer snuck off to get some during the reception... Hehehe... What? Like most brides and grooms don't do it!!
Is this being recorded?? LolI usually imagine a situation where I am masturbating and someone or multiple someones walk in and watch... I cum to their eyes leering at me... Wanting me...fuuuck.
I hate to say it but I am up and down more than I would like. I used to be on All.The.Time. But one day things changed and I didn't know what to do with it... Turns out it was my birth control that was fucking me over. Since then I've changed birth controls. And I have been back to my old self...I love sex... Love to wake my hubby up in the middle of the night for sex... The nights when I can't sleep... And it's 3 am... You know those nights... I also love sneaking into the shower when hubby doesn't expect it and giving him a bj... Awesome. Love sex. On allllllll the time... When my sex drive isn't being messed with anyway...
O.M.G.... I am such a dirty talker! I love to tell my man exactly how he feels... How amazing he feels... How much I love his cock and exactly what I would like him to do with that cock... Oh God, I'm wet just thinking about it.....
I definitely do this every now and again. Short skirt, heels, sexy top, no underwear.... Something that reeeally shows off my legs... Nooooo... I'm not trying to attract anyone in particulars attention at work... I don't know what you mean.....
I've STARTED fights just for the make up sex!! lol(I'm a kinky buggar...)
Hey Humdrum, Sorry you're feeling a little bit of guilt over your lush profile. I do understand what you mean: here on lush we're all accepted. You can be kinky. You can be naughty. You can let your inner self out of the box... It's really hard to do that in every day life. I don't understand why we have been taught from a very young age that sexual desires are something to be ashamed of. They're not. They're natural. But society, and probably your wife don't exactly feel the same way. There is nothing wrong with having an account here. But chatting with other people, and by letting them in you are not cheating on your wife. You're here to feel normal. And that's important. I would, however, recommend letting your wife in on some of the things you fantasize about. (I say this with hesitation, since I do not know you and I don't know what it is your fantasizing about or your wife's personality.) Try to let her in slowly. Don't sit her down on the couch one day and say,... "HEY! So I discovered I would really like it if you'd do me in the ass with a strap on, while a midget on a unicycle watches." That's just going to send her running for the hills. Instead, start by telling her you want to buy a unicycle! (Ok, I'm obviously kidding about this... but you get the point. Baby steps.) I'm assuming that part of the problem is that you're sex life isn't exactly rocking at home so you are coming here to type out some of your sexual frustration. And in doing so you have discovered many things about your sexual desires and preferences. 15 years is a long time to try to keep a sex life exciting. Talk to her about that first. Maybe there are some 'vanilla' ways that you could spice things up with her at home...(hot oil massage that leads to sex maybe?) get a little bit of the sex life back and as that grows, maybe both of your fantasies could as well.
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