About redhot363236
Biography

What can I tell you about me? Well, I'm a 56 year old farm wife, short and curvy, with red hair and blue eyes. I also have a wild imagination and big boobs: big enough that if I were lying on my back in front of you right now, I could hold them together for you and you could fuck my boobs and my mouth at the same time (mmmmm, great fun). Or ... If you'd rather have your cock buried between my thighs, you could hold them up and we could both take turns watching the other suck my nipples.

Name:
Pat
Date Joined:
16 Feb 2011
Last Visit:
13 Feb 2014 (63 days ago)
Sex:
Female 
Age:
59
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Having an affair
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
Isn't it fairly obvious? I am a mild-mannered housewife by day and a steamy cyber-slut by night, so I come here to play with like-minded adults. You'll find me pretty open-minded ... I don't get into the really kinky stuff like bondage or S&M, but for the most part, whatever is good between two consenting adults (or three, or four, or ten) is fine with me :-D I love oral (both giving and receiving); and my fantasies include wife-swapping, being spit-roasted by two guys, and meeting someone (or a couple someones) at the State Park spending the afternoon making love in the grass. It's fairly secluded and private, but it IS a public park, so there's just enough risk of getting caught to make it exciting. I've never been with a woman, but if the right couple were to come along I'd be open to consider it.
Favorite Books:
Books ...... You mean those dusty cardboard things on the shelf with the printed papers inside? I haven't had time for much reading lately
Favorite Authors:
^ See above ^
Favorite Movies:
Lord of the Rings, Troy
Favorite Music:
Classic rock
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: How much TV do you typically watch per week?
Posted: 13 Feb 2014 13:42

Not very much, a couple hours maybe

Topic: What movie have you seen more than any other?
Posted: 13 Feb 2014 13:01

The Wall
Probably watched it five or six times in a few days before I really understood it

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 13 Feb 2014 12:47

I understand that you're hurt, but if you're that fucking helpless, maybe I should put your happy ass in a nursing home until you recover.
You've treated me like a slave for the past 30 years and I've put up with it, but I'm not sure I can deal with another six weeks of this constant demanding

Topic: Have you ever had sex or performed oral sex in front of others?
Posted: 13 Feb 2014 12:23

Oh, let's just say the the partying at Purdue could be industrial strength in the 70's, and my room mate and I caught each other on their knees a few times b229

Topic: Girls.......does size matter ?
Posted: 13 Feb 2014 11:15

Yes, but not as much as you think.
There was an old saying at Purdue: "It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it."
A 5" cock with a good man attached beats a 10" dildo, even if it happens to be warm
And, I have known a guy whose cock was so big a lot of women couldn't take him

Topic: Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 21:52

Above (hopefully, he doesn't really look like his AV)

Topic: date, fuck buddies or pass?
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 21:51

Right now, I need a fuck buddy

Topic: Last one to post is the sexiest
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 21:47

Thanks for holding my trophy for me

Topic: Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 21:45

I tried to tell you ....
Gravity has worked just fine for a couple billion years, so you don't need to test it now

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Stories Published By redhot363236
Giving In to Temptation

Donna worked at the local five and dime store where one of the young bucks from her neighborhood had become a fairly regular customer. Regular enough that she started to wonder whether he really came in for pencils or a candy bar, or if it just made a good excuse to come in and see her.  She had often caught him staring at her ample breasts and at first, she passed it off as just the...

Added 13 Dec 2011 | Category MILF | Votes 78 | Avg Score 4.99 | Views 20,734 | 27 Comments

Friends With Benefits

James and Diane had worked together for nine years. There had always been a little sexual tension between them, but she was married and he had a girl friend, so it was more flirtatious fun than smoldering passion. Both of them knew the other wasn’t getting any sex at home, and James had playfully remarked that maybe they should help each other out some time; but neither had ever taken it...

Added 23 Jul 2011 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 23,610 | 31 Comments

My First Adventure

It was about one o’clock in the afternoon when the lead man came around telling us we were going home two hours early. At that moment, I happened to be standing by my work bench talking to one of my co-workers who made a comment that I could come over to his place for two hours and nobody would know. He was one of several guys I had fun flirting with during the day, and remarks like that...

Added 17 Feb 2011 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 21,745 | 20 Comments

Meet Me In the Park

I usually don't meet people off line, but after several hot chats with this charming young man, he convinced me it was about time I spent a little less time on the net talking about my fantasies and a little more time on my back fulfilling them. We had been talking about my fantasy of meeting someone at a nearby State Park and spending the afternoon making love in the grass of a secluded...

Added 23 Mar 2011 | Category MILF | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 15,413 | 18 Comments

A Surprise

I am working hard on computer, answering emails and working on a new story, so I don’t hear Jamie come into room until he is right behind me and lays his hands on my shoulder. I jump about a foot and then melt as he massages my shoulders. “Too tense,” he tells me. “You need to relax for awhile.” I lean back in the chair, enjoying the feel of his strong, warm hands on me. I barely finish...

Added 26 Dec 2011 | Category BDSM | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 5,959 | 8 Comments

A Quiet Evening

It’s a quiet evening at home – Jamie is doing something on his computer and I’ve been “playing a game” on mine. And oh, what a game it is, telling some stud half my age how much I want him to stroke his cock up and down between my boobs while I‘m sucking on the tip. By the time I’m done teasing him, he’s blown his load all over his monitor and I’m getting pretty heated up myself. I can see...

Added 20 Nov 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 2,636 | 7 Comments

A Hilltop Interlude

Written with a little help from Tender Cowboy :D Life changed dramatically after moving in with Jamie. I found that I had traded the comfortable but boring life of a mild mannered housewife with a cold and distant husband for an exciting life with an indomitable free spirit who pours his fiery passion for beauty into everything he does, whether he’s crafting a new beer, building a car, or...

Added 18 Aug 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 2,029 | 10 Comments

A New Beginning

I was sitting at the kitchen table filled with an overwhelming sense of despair, looking back at my life and wondering what to do next. Mike and I have been locked in what Jamie calls a “Cold War” for the last couple months and I’m at the end of my rope. We aren’t really fighting …. in fact, we haven’t spoken to each other at all in quite some time … but the tension is continuous. I dread...

Added 07 Jul 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 2,860 | 7 Comments

The Reunion

My encounter with Eric got me to thinking about another old friend who I had lost touch with over the years. Not that I ever really stopped thinking about him … No matter how hard I tried …. Jamie was a former co-worker who I had fun flirting with; and being that we were almost instantly comfortable together, he later became a dear friend and confidante during a time when my marriage was...

Added 08 May 2011 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 147,037 | 10 Comments

A Little Fantasy

Maybe we could start out sitting together on the sofa, snuggling and cuddling and kissing.... As the kisses get deeper and longer I can feel the heat building inside. I give you one last kiss and then stand up in front of you and slowly remove my clothes.... Slowly slipping open each button on my blouse you can see my cleavage, then my lacy black bra, then my belly below the bra until my...

Added 27 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 5,624 | 8 Comments

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Lush
Posted: 02 Mar 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
wiseowl
Posted: 01 Mar 2014 14:47

Happy Birthday Pat! Enjoy your special day and have one on me!!
misterdick011
Posted: 21 Feb 2014 19:08
Thanx for the add. You are the first person from Iowa I've managed to connect with, hell, we might meet up sometime and never know it! I've got a couple stories written but am tangled up in some of their rules and can't get published. Let me know if you'd like to read one and I'll send it through real email...
XxOneHotCouplexX
Posted: 13 Feb 2014 15:07
Thanks for the add
bndtrider
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 20:20
Hey Red, how are you........ hope you are doing ok and have all the fun you can handle!!!!!
Hasabrain2
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 12:56
Thanks for the add. Too bad we aren't closer, like to meet in real life.
jmk1955
Posted: 18 Aug 2013 04:27
thanks for the add
ChopperRodgers
Posted: 02 Jul 2013 21:02
busty_mom_71
Posted: 23 May 2013 11:45
thanks for the add,XOXOXOXO
regmax
Posted: 21 May 2013 16:37
budwilliams
Posted: 03 Mar 2013 21:52
Happy birthday, Pat
Candi00_us
Posted: 02 Mar 2013 15:37
happy birthday
fisherman6205
Posted: 02 Mar 2013 06:39
Lush
Posted: 01 Mar 2013 16:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Lush
Posted: 01 Mar 2013 16:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
jayg249
Posted: 27 Feb 2013 20:57
caman57
Posted: 18 Feb 2013 11:15
thanks for the add pat
Candi00_us
Posted: 17 Feb 2013 18:31
thanks for the add
pj2012
Posted: 17 Feb 2013 18:29
Thanks for the add, I hope we can chat sometime soon
fsharp
Posted: 17 Feb 2013 10:08
Candy with little holes...

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