yes surely :D

An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything.

"Dude, undress so we can get down to serious stuff!"

The man undresses and the girl takes his clothes and throws them out the window.

"What are you doing, girl??", screams the old man.

"Don't worry. We are going to do sex that until tomorrow you're gone lose so much weight and you wont need those clothes anymore." When the girl undresses the man takes her clothes and throws them out the window.

"What are you doing grandpa, is this the revenge!?"

"No, not at all, but until you'll turn me on, the fashion is going to change."

Derbyshire (England)

Fuck! ;)

Pass

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Yemen

Susan walked along the street, her high heels clip clopping on the pavement as she walked. She called at number twelve, and collected her book, then walked on. Mr Clark at number fifteen looked up from his gardening and watched her pass. She knew he was watching her, and swung her hips, smiling to herself. It was mid summer, a warm late afternoon. She wore a pair of gladiator sandals, heeled...

Added 12 Oct 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 19,146 | 8 Comments

The art of the sale is overrated; selling truly is being in the right spot at the right time. I have spun the cleverest sales pitches, sold water and bumped into someone at a local cricket game and sold them a complete line of replica watches, a shirt, and perfumes by just telling them that I'm a salesman. It was Wednesday evening on April 21st, I was sucking air and was in the wrong place...

Added 24 May 2010 | Category First Time | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 13,759 | 3 Comments