Forum posts made by rudyp34

Topic Is there a song you liked that's now hard to listen to?
Posted 01 Jul 2012 12:50

Just any R.E.M. song... it was my best friend's favorite band.

Topic I masturbate everyday. Is that a problem?
Posted 02 Jun 2012 05:08

I always thought masturbating was a solution to a problem, not a problem itself. If you figure you masturbate too much, maybe try getting more hobbies. And a life partner.

Topic Met someone famous?
Posted 07 Mar 2012 06:08

Several Sharks and Canucks players after games, but I envy any girl who got to meet Ray Bourque!



I'm a man, so maybe I'm missing something, but why? I met Ray Bourque and he didn't make me wish I was gay.

Topic Met someone famous?
Posted 24 Feb 2012 05:43

Oh... many people like singer/harpist Loreena McKennitt. I met her when I was with a friend, in a small coffee shop in a middle-of-nowhere village in Tuscany, where she currently lives. We chatted for a bit, and were probably the only two canadians within a 50 km radius.

Topic Met someone famous?
Posted 24 Feb 2012 05:40

How can we compete with Doll now...

I've mostly met hockey players, while working on a golf course. Yep, hall of famers call me "Mister" and apologize when they get in my way. For canadians here who would care, the hall of famers were Patrick Roy and Raymond Bourque. But I've frequently come across regular NHLers like Simon Gagné, Alex Tanguay, Philippe Boucher and Donald Brashear.

And I've met golfers Padraig Harrington, Geoff Ogilvy, Mike Weir, Ian Poulter, Sergio Garcia and Fred Couples.

Topic Something fun for all you Canadians out there :)
Posted 13 Feb 2012 16:24

I think I must be the only American left alive that knows that if the Americans had won the Battle of Quebec against the British in 1775 that Canada would now be part of the USA. Had we won that would be about 35 million more people who can't answer geographical, geopolitical or historical questions to our already burgeoning number. haha



http://upload.lushstories.com/891-siege-of-quebec.jpg



That's the most hilarious battle of all time. Americans get here, get beaten mostly by a thing called winter.

Just to be fair, canadians aren't all that smarter. Go ask most kids and plenty of them will actually think Canada IS part of the US.

And finally: Canadian Bacon is the only Michael Moore movie I absolutely love! I loved Dan Aykroyd's part.

Topic Something fun for all you Canadians out there :)
Posted 08 Feb 2012 13:15

Please change your course, eh.

If it had been a quebecer light house, there would have been swears every two words by the end.

Topic Your favorite uncommon sexy body parts?
Posted 03 Feb 2012 18:09

Neck.

Topic Name a movie that describes your sex life
Posted 03 Feb 2012 09:16

Dumb and dumber.

Topic To protect the one you love
Posted 02 Feb 2012 12:00

I don't think it's something you exactly know (how you would react) until you've been in the situation. But the past indicates I would do a whole lot. I have a friend who wasn't even in a danger of death, last year, but merely broke, in a new city (on another continent, too... hong kong), crappy apartment, very little food, right before the holidays, and my reflex was to transfer a few hundred dollars to her bank account, just so she could have a christmas, and some relief. And it's not like she was my best friend either. I just felt that if I had been in her situation, I would have been infinitely grateful if someone had helped me. Maybe it was vanity... I wanted to be a hero for someone, I wanted to be adored, if only for a moment.

Taking a bullet, or taking a beating at the hands of intruders, or jumping between a loved one and a bear... I don't know. First concern would be the safety of my loved ones. But that doesn't necessarily means jumping in. But if someone gave me the inevitable choice of them or me, I would take it upon myself. I just know I could live with whatever harm that would come to me, if I were to survive. And if I were to die, then.. meh.. I don't believe in after-life, so I'm good too. :p

Topic What NOT to do naked ...
Posted 02 Feb 2012 10:24

shovel snow


Aww, come on! I work up quite a sweat shovelling snow. I need to take a few layers off. You just don't understand.

Topic Super Bowl XLVI
Posted 02 Feb 2012 08:30

The only way I could be happy with the outcome of this game is if both team lost. I guess I won't have a choice, and I'll gamble the hell out of this game just to get an interest in a team or another.

Topic Which country would handle better a Zombie invasion?
Posted 01 Feb 2012 10:21

In the past, I've driven away zombies by tying a string of snowballs around my neck. When they see this, they run for the hills. And everyone knows that the easiest way to kill a Canadian zombie is to drive an icicle through it's heart.

Bring em on!


Somehow, the words "Canadian zombie" sound like the inspiration for a straight-to-dvd movie. On the other hand, I want a blockbuster based on Canada. That would be legendary. I want a sequel for "Canadian Bacon", and I don't even like Michael Moore!

Topic Which country would handle better a Zombie invasion?
Posted 01 Feb 2012 09:59



Trust me, I know important people on the 'inside'. North Korea and Iran ain't got nothing in Canada. It's all a big smokescreen. We know how to hide our weapons by playing up the guise of being innocent peacekeepers until the big moment when the first Zombie appears. Of course, the first line Canadian infantry will try to point the Zombies south towards our friendly neighbours where the eaten' is better and all the people taste like bacon. geek


In my part of canada, if zombies arise, all I have to do is survive till winter. They will all freeze their asses off then.

Topic Which country would handle better a Zombie invasion?
Posted 01 Feb 2012 09:42



It's a well known fact that Canada will save the world one day. thumbup

While all the other countries have been whittling down their armies and military arsenal with meaningless wars, Canada has been stockpiling, training and saving up for the only one that really matters: the Zombie Invasion.

Yep, we're covered. :)


For years, I've been telling people that Canada shows its superiority in the way it lets other countries do what we're too lazy to do ourselves, like war or economy. I can't say we're stockpiling our military resources, but we're definitely saving our energy.

Topic Which country would handle better a Zombie invasion?
Posted 01 Feb 2012 09:34

The countries that would survive would probably be ones with low population densities (ie. less population = less zombies), and vast areas of wilderness where you can camp out, subsist on the land (food/water/shelter), easily see the enemy coming and hide out until scientists from the smarter countries come up with a cure in the depths of their zombie-bunker.

Countries where civilians are already well-armed with guns may seem ideal, but mayhem and pandemics also make circumstances ripe for looting/shooting and lawlessness in densely populated cities. You end up worrying about your fellow man, not just the zombies (although metaphorically they are one and the same).

PS. love that show... can't wait for it to start up again.


If zombies arise and you're leading a faction of surviving humans, I'll follow you.

Topic Argh. Animated pirate movie for kids altered for offending lepers. Wait, what?
Posted 31 Jan 2012 09:24

Once again I get fucked by that damn Leper lobby. THese guys control the world.

Topic Happy Australia Day!
Posted 28 Jan 2012 09:50



Your friend is hilarious, Rudy ;)

She's alright. :p

Topic Happy Australia Day!
Posted 26 Jan 2012 11:17

I'm posting this for a friend.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtqtm0EgD1qdwhn6o1_400.jpg

Topic It's Over
Posted 24 Jan 2012 19:02

If you still want her, your best shot is probably by not pursuing her anyway. If you want to make sure nothing ever grows out of it, tell her, so you can move on. Otherwise, just go after someone else, you never know. Option A: the next target will be even better than this girl. Option B: with some time and the continued friendship, current girl sees how great a person you are and grows deeper feelings for you. Option C: everybody moves on independently and this isn't even an afterthought in the future. Option D: you dwell on this and regret a past you can't change and a future you can't have.

Keep your head up and look ahead.

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 17 Jan 2012 12:40

Nope, I just t it done.

have you ever been caught masturbating?


Not that I officially know of, but it wouldn't shock me if someone caught me and never mentioned it.


Do you procrasti... ah... I'll finish later... ?

Topic When Lush members just disappear...
Posted 17 Jan 2012 10:34


Better to go out with a bang than a simple and reasonable, "I need time off Lush" message, right? Regaeman Man


Coming and going with a bang is Lush's motto.

Topic Do you write non-erotica?
Posted 16 Jan 2012 17:35

I've heard this site is good for non-erotic stories, if you're interested in getting them published online.

It's run by a really lovely woman too: http://www.storiesspace.com




On storiesspace, Lush is referred to as "the other site". True story.

I write almost exclusively non-erotica. I've only written erotica as a challenge.

Topic Favorite football team?
Posted 14 Jan 2012 17:17

I'm enjoying the game so far. ;)


Wasn't that one of the greatest games of all time? Holy shit, what a win. When my niners win,, I love everyone. So, I love you all, guys.

Topic Favorite football team?
Posted 14 Jan 2012 14:05

I'm enjoying the game so far. ;)

Topic Favorite football team?
Posted 14 Jan 2012 11:01



I have been reading you guys go back and forth, It is great to see passionate fans support their teams, LOL!

But here is a dumb girl's opinion,

Saints 30- Forty-Niners 17

Ravens 24 - Texans 20

Patriots 38 - Broncos 24

Giants 34 - Packers 31 (OK maybe Im dreaming, LOL)

So for those of you who gamble (although I doubt any of you good citizens would ever do that), good chance if you take the Costanzian aproach and go opposite, you can make some money!!

Go Giants!!!

Wouldnt a Saints - Broncos Super Bowl be interesting? Who would God root for? LOL


There's nothing dumb in your picks. Everything can happen! For the saints-niners game (the only one I've really focused on, because Tebowmania comes with the compulsory gag reflex), I can see it finishing 45-10 for the saints, as much as I can see it finishing 35-17 for the 9ers. So anything in between is possible. What I don't see, though, is a 9-6 game, or a 55-52 game.

And God will be pissed again this year. He's up there, on his cloud, watching, but the game is in a dome... He usually only has the freakin' blimp to curse about.

Topic Your penis size (honest please)
Posted 14 Jan 2012 09:43



oh, honey, you've been taking to the wrong girls. size is the ONLY thing that matters.


I will vouch for this. Rachel is all about size. She constantly criticizes the size of my feet, the size of my car, the size of my wallet, the size of my earlobes... I'm never good enough.

Topic When Lush members just disappear...
Posted 14 Jan 2012 03:37



Did you remember to accurately lie about your penis size? I never go below 12 inches or so. Like normal cock is frowned upon here.


Who said I pretended to have a penis?

Topic When Lush members just disappear...
Posted 13 Jan 2012 23:13

Once, a girl deleted her account while I was chatting with her... I thought it was rude.

Topic Unexpected message on facebook?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 10:43

It depends how charitable you are. I think someone who tries to re-connect with an old flame from the past isn't necessarily someone who never ceased to have these feelings for you. That could be troubling and creepy. I wouldn't be surprised if that person just recently went through a break-up or a loss, feels generally lonely and is rather hopeless for the future, so instead turn towards the past. As I said, if you're charitable, maybe strike a conversation, because that person probably needs someone to talk to. If you don't have the time, patience or general personality to take on what could become a burden, then don't do it. Just ignore the message and move on. If you have the time and character, proceed with care, setting clear boundaries.