Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
Beer and ribs... :) ...Sharon you're not only a Lady, but a culinary countess.Seeker,you may have hit upon one of the most significant insights to yet appear in the 21st century. Then again, maybe not.
Greetings, Scooter. Did you ever consider the alarming truth that 'real life' consists of two (2) (II) four-letter words? Makes a feller pause and ponder something or other...like, for instance, what you want to drink.
Being a certifiable old fart, let me go back into, The Rock of Ages' for a few yet to be mentioned.Submitted for your consideration:Pete TownsendGeorge HarrisonLeon RussellStevie Ray VaughnAnd one group:The Ventures, a group every guitar picker back in the 60's seemed to want to emulate.
On sober reflection...I'd rather not.
Your two need to work at improving connections. Something might be getting scrambled in the translation from guy-type Canadian to gal-type I.sraeli
Don't be so nice to the Gav-unit, TP. It might give him the big-head and get him thinking about cutting down his workload to something like 12 hours a day. ;)
Lady X wrote:I believe this is what's known here in the Texas legislature as the "Bitch Had it Comin'" Law.Yea, verily, Sister X. There used to be a law in Texas that a man catching another man enjoying some carnal delights with the former's wife, could kill him with no fear of the law. This 'oldie but goodie' stayed on the books until a lawyer (wouldn't you know it) had his wife seduce his partner. He then caught 'em in the act and gunned down his betrayer/partner. After the fact, the 'aggrieved husband' got off scot-free, all the firm's assets and even kept his willing accomplice (aka: wife). When the details leaked out, even the Texas legislature was motivated to repeal the law. My hunch is this came about not out of some perceived breach of common sense, much less common law, but because letting the law stay on the books might be bad for business.
Might do that, but mark my words, odds are I'd make a hash of the whole thing. ;)
Seeker, if I was highly motivated, your last post would have lead me to finding that scene from 'Blazing Saddles' where Mel Brooks says, "Work, work, work," while staring into the heaving, and barely concealed, bosom of his, uh, personal assistant. Fortunately, I'm not...that motivated, that is. That is all. ;)
Morning, Lushlanders. Busty's outdone herself with this morning's coffee. But if you approach with caution and fill over half your mug with Beaver Breath Brandy, chances are pretty good that you'll recover, probably. (sips...shudders)
What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Everything around them seemed so peaceful and sexy. The sounds of nature were accompanied by the rhythmic slurping of her lover’s thick shaft moving inside her wet, and, oh so happy, pussy. The more...
Added 07 Apr 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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Willie and the Brain By Rumple Foreskin Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy style that morning and his awesome orgasm that blew her off both his spurting cock and the bed. What she couldn’t understand and mentioned to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him...
Added 17 Jul 2012 | Category Love Stories
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NICE CAN BE VERY NICE by Rumple Foreskin Velma Meeks sat enthroned at one end of the worn couch in her haphazardly furnished living room. In the far corner, a muted TV flickered alone and unobserved. She lit a fresh cigarette with her old one, made a token attempt at crushing the butt, then left the still smoldering stub in the overflowing ashtray. After a deep drag, she leaned back and...
Added 26 Apr 2010 | Category Love Stories
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WAITING FOR MELINDA by Rumple Foreskin The cold rain told a sad story in a soft voice, and I was listening. I'm a good listener; always have been. Especially out here in the woods, in the rain, inside this small cemetery. I sit in the cab of my old truck, listening to the rain tell the story, and wait for Melinda. We don’t have nice winter weather around here. Seems like it’s always...
Added 11 Apr 2010 | Category Supernatural
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MIXED & MATCHED: an interracial incest love story by Rumple Foreskin A gentle kiss woke Sue. Opening her eyes, she looked up into the smiling face of her big brother. She grinned and returned his wake-up kiss then wrapped her arms around him and pulled his naked body down on top of hers. After a night spent making love, it was incredible how good she felt. There were no twinges of guilt,...
Added 21 Mar 2010 | Category Incest
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What the hell’s going on around here? Bronson (the Big-Mouth Bass), having just stuck his head above the bayou's calm surface, now stared, even more dumbfounded than usual, at the new arrivals. Why had those two in that fancy fishing rig slipped past the screen of willow branches and tied up against the trunk? It was mid-day and too damn hot for any respectable fish to be feeding. Even...
Added 15 Feb 2010 | Category Voyeur
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IT'S ABILITY THAT COUNTS by Rumple Foreskin Donna Faircloth was energized, turned-on and kneeling on the kitchen floor, giving her husband a surprise blowjob he'd never forget. She'd just come home with her emotions in overdrive after a daylong workshop on conducting group encounter sessions. Clay had been replacing the cover to the overhead light fixture when she walked in. Though...
Added 07 Feb 2010 | Category Reluctance
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TAKING ON A MONSTER: an old-fashioned stroke story by Rumple Foreskin Cindy and her four lovers sprawled together in satisfied exhaustion, comparing notes on how they’d celebrated her birthday. Someone started tallying up the different encounters. The final count left everyone duly impressed with both the recuperative powers of the four guy’s and with Cindy’s stamina. "Damn, woman," ...
Added 22 Jan 2010 | Category Anal
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HANDLING THINGS IN THE PARK by Rumple Foreskin note: This is not a work of fiction. Only the names have been changed to protect the author from divorce lawyers and/or para-medics. It was a seductively beautiful Sunday afternoon in Central Park. Around the edge of a small, remote meadow, leaf covered trees, their limbs swaying gently in a light breeze, muffled the sound of distant...
Added 19 Jan 2010 | Category Masturbation
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CUNNILINGUS COUSINS by Rumple Foreskin Randi looked down at the short blond hair bobbing between her spread-eagled legs, and smiled. Getting eaten out like this had to be the absolute perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Well, it might be even more perfect if Jake were here in bed with them. But while a most enthusiastic pussy licker, her kid brother couldn’t top the talented tongue...
Added 17 Jan 2010 | Category Incest
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