Forum posts made by rxtales

Topic If you were the opposite sex for a day
Posted 20 Nov 2010 15:57

I have this recurring dream where I am a man and all I do is fuck other men.

Topic Second Base with God?
Posted 17 Nov 2010 13:56

Ha.

When I saw the topic name I had no idea what it was going to be about. Now I remember.

I wonder if the singer ever made it to third base.

Topic Best Lube??
Posted 09 Nov 2010 04:56

Im not a guy but Durex Cherry Play :D

That stuff tastes so nice. I have only ever licked it off another girl's arm though.

Makes your lips tingle after a while

I also licked some of the durex tingly lube once. I didn't feel it for a while and then all of a sudden it hit me and my tongue went completely numb, not so nice.

Topic Best Lube??
Posted 09 Nov 2010 04:56

Im not a guy but Durex Cherry Play :D

That stuff tastes so nice. I have only ever licked it off another girl's arm though.

Makes your lips tingle after a while

I also licked some of the durex tingly lube once. I didn't feel it for a while and then all of a sudden it hit me and my tongue went completely numb, not so nice.

Topic Best Lube??
Posted 09 Nov 2010 04:16

Im not a guy but Durex Cherry Play :D

That stuff tastes so nice. I have only ever licked it off another girl's arm though.

Topic The new msn....
Posted 06 Nov 2010 03:57

I use something called Trillion so I can use one program for Skype, Aim, MSN and facebook chat.

Topic Share your cheap indulgences which cheer you up
Posted 06 Nov 2010 03:50




hello1 rxtales! This is the best chocolate ever, my favorite is Maya Gold

Have you tried Go Do chocolates? The store I work for just started selling them. The espresso one is really good, if you like dark chocolate.

http://upload.lushstories.com/25-untitled.JPG

Topic Mobile / cellphone mishap stories
Posted 04 Nov 2010 05:09

Predictive text is always a problem. One time I was going camping with a friend and meant to text her "Remember to bring the Plates" Instead I texted "Remember to bring the Slaves"

Topic Share your cheap indulgences which cheer you up
Posted 04 Nov 2010 03:28

Last month the store I worked at had a special on the Green and Black's mini bars. So my staff discount made them really cheap. Perfect for a bad day. So glad that special is over, it's easier to watch what I eat now. I like the butterscotch ones best

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jdsPgKxf7dw/S72JSS-orWI/AAAAAAAAJCg/fN2ouyuF2og/s1600/green+and+blacks+variety.jpg

Topic Mobile / cellphone mishap stories
Posted 04 Nov 2010 03:24

I have had so many phone accidents. Never dropped one into a toilet, but did drop one in a jug of Sangria.

I think in a previous thread I mentioned texting my mom's friend about how much I wanted him to tie me up.

The other day I texted a friend something filthy, but it was all part of an inside joke. Not only did she receive 5 times, my father received it 23 times and didn't find it so funny.

I also occasionally swap dirty texts with a man named James, unfortunately my best friend's name is James so I am always getting there texts mixed up.

You think I'd have learned not to send dirty texts.

Topic Do you spend more time on the web than watching TV?
Posted 02 Nov 2010 04:35

I spend way more time on the web. I think I have switched on my tv once in about two months. I watch tv shows and movies on my laptop.

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 30 Oct 2010 12:39

Cashier in an organic grocery store.

Soon to be back working as a Dive Master.

Topic Spanking during sex
Posted 29 Oct 2010 03:53

The harder the better

Topic Recommended Autobiographies?
Posted 28 Oct 2010 01:39

I like to read autobiographies by non-famous people.

My favourite is probably Population 485 by Michael Perry. It's pretty humorous.

Some other ones I have read is the Nazi Officer's Wife and A Piece of Cake. I have read some really good ones recently, but I can't remember what they were called.

I used to really be into Torey Hayden's books. She is a children's psychologist and writes about certain children she has worked with.

Topic Are females attracted to Musicians more than normal people?
Posted 27 Oct 2010 15:25



Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

Not if it's in the cans.

What? The rain?

No, the rhubarb.

Ha. That made me laugh Gypsy - Thanks!

I have some interesting rhubarb facts, but I shall refrain from hijacking this thread.

Topic Bi-Sexual Men and Women
Posted 27 Oct 2010 02:09

Most of my friends are pretty active in London's LGBT community. Many of my female friends consider themselves bi even if they pretty much only are attracted/sleep with other women. My male friends all classify themselves as gay, and a few of them argue with me that there is really no such thing as bisexuality. People who say they are bi are straight, but "go gay" for a few specific people. I don't agree with this, I just think there is a sliding scale of sexuality. For me, I am attracted to men, women and everybody in between.

Topic Are intelligent people less likely to believe in god.....?
Posted 27 Oct 2010 01:55

I got 14 out 15. Just didn't get the last one.

Topic Sterilisation for Drug Addicts
Posted 25 Oct 2010 10:38



And yes, addicts are zombies, they are emotional zombies who cares nothing but themselfs and drugs or alcohol.


I really don't agree with this statement. It's a serious generalisation. Sure there are addicts who are like that, but I think a lot of them aren't completely selfish people who only act for themselves.

Topic Sterilisation for Drug Addicts
Posted 23 Oct 2010 22:59

tell you what nudie...when the weak and pitifully downtrodden do even ONE thing to help themselves instead of just taking taking taking all they can get then ill care. then ill help. fuck..i could easily be one of them, im no stranger to addiction but the difference is i dont WANT to be weak and downtrodden. people have said here that they they were high functioning addicts, why? cuz they chose not to be one of the weak and pitiful.


I don't think I chose not to be weak. It was more of the way the drugs affected me. I am pretty smart and they definitely dumbed me down a little, but I could still do things without people knowing I was high. I would just make sure I wasn't completely off my head when I was around people that weren't using. Being female it's was a little easier to obtain drugs without having to pay for them with money. Sex was always a good substitute.

Topic My boss incessantly texts me using inappropriate language!
Posted 23 Oct 2010 22:51

My mom would do that too.

"Want to have dinner here tonight? Lol"

"Can you go by and feed the cats? Lol"

"Are you working today? Lol"

Then I found out she was using it to mean Lots of Love.

Topic Happy Birthday Jaymal !!!!
Posted 23 Oct 2010 01:56

Happy very belated birthday!

Topic Sterilisation for Drug Addicts
Posted 23 Oct 2010 01:53

Of course, you are all the same people who will rant about protecting children from abuse. The addicts are usually those same children... just the grown up versions... But I guess once they hit 16, nobody gives a fuck about them anymore anyway, right?

That's a really good point. It's exactly why I started taking drugs. I was definitely an addict, but a pretty high functioning one. I went to school, got half way decent grades...

I think it's hard for people to know what addiction is really like until you go through it yourself. It's always frustrating to see family members go through it, turn down help, and you still feel like you have to pick up the pieces. I've been there. It's makes it difficult to have compassion for other addicts.

Topic Dirty Talk
Posted 20 Oct 2010 23:55

I like it from some people, not from others.

I actually got into writing erotica, because a boyfriend of mine wanted me to talk dirty and I would cringe every time I said the work "cock" or "pussy" or "fuck". Then I grew up a little, did some writing and have NO problem coming out with a dirty thing or two.

Topic 1 line cooking tips
Posted 20 Oct 2010 23:43

Place your beer in the freezer for 15 mins. before consuming

I'm not sure that qualifies as "cooking" exactly Scooter.

When making Gnocchi, don't use too much flour, it makes them soggy. Russet / King Edward potatoes are the preferred type. Rice flour is better than all purpose flour.

Are they hard to make Nic?

Topic If football was played by American girls...
Posted 20 Oct 2010 15:13

I think I would watch it a little more if the players dressed like this.

Topic 1 line cooking tips
Posted 20 Oct 2010 15:12

To cook the rice just right, use a 2-1 ratio of water (or chicken broth) to rice; for example, 2 cups broth to one cup of rice.

and use a shallower pan

Topic Sterilisation for Drug Addicts
Posted 20 Oct 2010 09:37


Maybe in other places, where you have more severe tort laws, but not in America, in this day and age.

It's actually a US charity out of North Carolina that started this, and then brought the idea to the UK.

It's a little extreme. Why not encourage women to get the coil or something as a temporary way of encouraging them not to have children.

I bet this wouldn't get pressed on parents who didn't have time for their children, or drank a little too much alcohol. I have a major problem with this. I used to do all drugs under the sun. I smoked heroin, snorted cocain and even shot up a few times. I don't think anybody should be forced to undergo this.

Topic We all live in Dogville?
Posted 20 Oct 2010 09:30

Thanks for giving away the story Lwinking

Just kidding, this is one of my favorite movies. I don't think it gives a very fair portrayal of human nature. There are some good points made. Everyone in that movie is exploitive. There isn't really anyone that helps her. I think it's human nature to be self centred but not THAT selfish. And the way they treat her is too the extreme.

I think one of the most powerful scenes in that movie is when she goes to the woman's house who had broken all her figurines. I won't give it away to people who haven't seen it, but if you have you'll probably know what I am talking about

Topic Sterilisation for Drug Addicts
Posted 19 Oct 2010 23:50

Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised


I came across this story a few days ago. A drug charity is offering £200 to drug addicts to be sterilised.

I personally don't like this idea. £200 is a lot of money when you're a drug addict. Vasectomies can be reversible, but female sterilisation isn't. It's not that I think that addicts should have children - I don't, but it's not to say that someone who is an addict can "recover".

Topic Honest who has seen a 12 inch penis?
Posted 17 Oct 2010 01:47

I have seen 9 1/2, 11, 12, and 14 ... And there can be too much of a good thing at times... But, the 9 1/2 guy is really hot.. so he is very acceptable!!!!

14 inches?

That reminds me of a story my cousin told me. He worked as a bell boy in a fancy hotel. There was a band staying there and the lead singer sent a request for something. My cousin got the job of sending it up to the room. Of course he had to take a peak and inside were two 14 inch dildos. He knocked on the lead singers room and in the back could see two very good looking girl.

He called me, laughing, saying he was sorry for what those girls were going to have shoved inside them.