"Shit happens"!....."life's a bastard, then you die"...."regret the things you've done, not the things you haven't done".....My Grandad, Gawd bless 'im !

as the late Frank Carson would have said...."That's a cracker" !!

Well I got this guitar
And I learned how to make it talk
And my car's out back
If you're ready to take that long walk
From your front porch to my front seat
The door's open but the ride it ain't free
And I know you're lonely
For words that I ain't spoken
But tonight we'll be free
All the promises'll be broken
There were ghosts in the eyes
Of all the boys you sent away
They haunt this dusty beach road
In the skeleton frames of burned out Chevrolets
They scream your name at night in the street
Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet
And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
But when you get to the porch they're gone
On the wind so Mary climb in
It's town full of losers
And I'm pulling out of here to win

'Thunder road' Bruce Springsteen.....as close to perfection as it gets !

ok, funniest love scene...Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson in 'The tall guy'........food, furniture, floors....wow !

most realistic?...probably Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie in 'Don't look now'...it was generally accepted that they'd got carried away on set and forgot all about 'acting !

I highly recommend 'Killing Johnny Fry' by Walter Mosely.........probably the most erotic novel I've read for years !!

'68 Ford Anglia...2 doors.883 cc's ...0-60 in...well I don't know, could never get it to go that fast. Put both front suspension struts through the front wings when I went over a humpback bridge and had to walk 8 miles home....ahhhh, those were the days !

I was told recently I had to exercise more, so now I roll my own fags and drink standing up.....

I can have any 'Superpower'?...OK, I'll have Russia.

Happy to say I'm from Gorleston on Englands 'sunny' east coast !

when I could spend all night doing what it takes me all night to do now !