Hey Rump,

Did you enjoy Fathers Day?

savanna, your a site for sore eyes.

Hows married life treating you?

I've been all tied up in life, or tied down?

Anyways, i realized that I really love this place, DirtyMartini and all.

scooter

Please Mr Rump.

Give me all the usualls you got, And make it snappy willya?
I love this place, if for no other reason, well, because it's your place Rump.

You and Busty's

Happy early fathers day old friend.

Scooter

Good morning and a belated Happy Mothers Day to all.
I see many here have been busy doing positive things in life, so congratulations to everybody.
Me, I'm just trying to keep my vessel on an even keel.






Sorry, I've been having trouble figuring out that whole different time zone thing. Maybe if someone can draw me a conversion chart, so that doesn't happen again.

Sorry CG, I know enough about time zones to stay away from them.
I think I found the problem though, and should have this baby up-n-running again by noon!


http://upload.lushstories.com/1939939092-german_turbine_fire-der_spiegel.jpg

"Happy Vibrating" everybody.

You know, you might come across a little more credible if you were to curtail your name calling. Intelligent adult conversations can and should occur without the use of profanity.

Thank You Raven.

I know your right and all, but felix offended me first.

He most definatly threw the first name.

I hate appoligising time after time,

but sorry Lush, for my poor drunkin behavior.


scooter

Were you just fooling around with me again Jack?

Com-er you little bastard


scooter

At what point does this become thread Jacking Jack?

Your pretty clever, I've been drinking, smoking marijuana, and cheating on my wife, all day ( because she's so naive)

Who gives a fuck about spelling you little pussy

You're either really stupid or really funny. I think it's the former... You make assumptions based on my erotic fiction then go on to say why assumptions are bad? What?

Judging by your lack of an ability to spell correctly, even though English is your first language, and also your inability to have noncontradictory thoughts I am going to assume you are a slow adult. I mean, you literally do all the things you are saying I do.

So you think the kids out there should give cheaters a chance. Good for you. Great advice. I am telling the kids not to listen to suckers like you. I think that is better advice.

Try not to hurt yourself when you go kick some shit.

Edit: I saw how you added a few things about feeding me to sharks? Are you telling someone over the internet you would kick their ass? haha..

Flix,
the reason I used to like you is because you used to remind me of myself when I was just a a kid.

I've read you wife swapping, ass fucking stories. Your a sick little punk, in your fantasy world.

Come out and judge me you little bitch.


You asked for my opinion. my opinion is: your a sore little punk, that can't really stand to hear the truth.
You apparently have never had true love. Therefor you'll never understand.

Felix, do you even understand what a person that assumes is?
It's a person just like you. You assumed from what I said, that I was a cheater.

Assuming is like telling a lie.
Pretty close to what we are talking about here. At least; pretty similar.

You assumed I cheated on my wife by what I said.
Hence, you called me a Stud, that likes to fuck sheep, and lord knows what else.
Other Words, your assumption was stated by you MajicalFelix, in front of over 2,500 members that may or may not believe you.
you tried your best to hurt me.
It's the same thing as lying.

You said: I despise liars.

Hows that for an opinion?

'Pieces of cum' ... Hmmm... Are you sure you weren't eating her boyfriend's jizz that had pooled up and dried up in her panties? Not to freak you out or anything, but yeah - you never know what's in a person's panties when you randomly pull them out of a hamper.

Onto your second question - I would not mention it. Unless she's kind of a super-freak or you've hooked up with her in the past or have had a very flirty friendship with her, I'm thinking she would be creeped out. It's not so much the panty sucking itself (if it had been consensual) but the invasion of privacy. My first thoughts would be uh oh - was he constantly going through my stuff doing pervey things and fixating on me. Some things are better left unspoken.

Just in case this questions not been answerd yet,
Dancing_Doll tells it like it is.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Good mourning all, and Kudos on #2500 Mr Rumple. You're 1/4th the way to a million!
Now that's a lot a BS if you were to ask me

Speaking of that double four-letter-word term "real life" Rump,
The missus and I celebrated 35 years of love, misery, defeat and excellent food Sunday!

Hey ya mazz, I missed you too, along with curlygirly, LadySharon, sugarbabe, slipperywhenwet, juicylucy (Oops, she's on a different site)
DirtyMartini, WellMadeMale and all the other fine folks from Lush.
I heard you went and had a Birthday on Tittie Tuesday. Bless your heart Mazza. Oh, and show us your bubbles!

Spied a sweet young vixen, Down at the local Shamrock’s, Shakin’ her 36 D diddies, And teasin’ all the cocks. Wearin a tight green t-shirt Shakin’ her flamin’ red hair, Her perky hard nipples Pointing the way to her lair. O’er a pint we sit and flirt, And discuss the jewel beneath her skirt. As we kiss and head for her bed, I wonder if tonight She’ll give me good head. Fingers...

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