Forum posts made by scooter

Please Mr Rump.

Give me all the usualls you got, And make it snappy willya?
I love this place, if for no other reason, well, because it's your place Rump.

You and Busty's

Happy early fathers day old friend.

Scooter

Good morning and a belated Happy Mothers Day to all.
I see many here have been busy doing positive things in life, so congratulations to everybody.
Me, I'm just trying to keep my vessel on an even keel.






Sorry, I've been having trouble figuring out that whole different time zone thing. Maybe if someone can draw me a conversion chart, so that doesn't happen again.

Sorry CG, I know enough about time zones to stay away from them.
I think I found the problem though, and should have this baby up-n-running again by noon!


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"Happy Vibrating" everybody.

You know, you might come across a little more credible if you were to curtail your name calling. Intelligent adult conversations can and should occur without the use of profanity.

Thank You Raven.

I know your right and all, but felix offended me first.

He most definatly threw the first name.

I hate appoligising time after time,

but sorry Lush, for my poor drunkin behavior.


scooter

Were you just fooling around with me again Jack?

Com-er you little bastard


scooter

At what point does this become thread Jacking Jack?

Your pretty clever, I've been drinking, smoking marijuana, and cheating on my wife, all day ( because she's so naive)

Who gives a fuck about spelling you little pussy

You're either really stupid or really funny. I think it's the former... You make assumptions based on my erotic fiction then go on to say why assumptions are bad? What?

Judging by your lack of an ability to spell correctly, even though English is your first language, and also your inability to have noncontradictory thoughts I am going to assume you are a slow adult. I mean, you literally do all the things you are saying I do.

So you think the kids out there should give cheaters a chance. Good for you. Great advice. I am telling the kids not to listen to suckers like you. I think that is better advice.

Try not to hurt yourself when you go kick some shit.

Edit: I saw how you added a few things about feeding me to sharks? Are you telling someone over the internet you would kick their ass? haha..

Flix,
the reason I used to like you is because you used to remind me of myself when I was just a a kid.

I've read you wife swapping, ass fucking stories. Your a sick little punk, in your fantasy world.

Come out and judge me you little bitch.


You asked for my opinion. my opinion is: your a sore little punk, that can't really stand to hear the truth.
You apparently have never had true love. Therefor you'll never understand.

Felix, do you even understand what a person that assumes is?
It's a person just like you. You assumed from what I said, that I was a cheater.

Assuming is like telling a lie.
Pretty close to what we are talking about here. At least; pretty similar.

You assumed I cheated on my wife by what I said.
Hence, you called me a Stud, that likes to fuck sheep, and lord knows what else.
Other Words, your assumption was stated by you MajicalFelix, in front of over 2,500 members that may or may not believe you.
you tried your best to hurt me.
It's the same thing as lying.

You said: I despise liars.

Hows that for an opinion?

'Pieces of cum' ... Hmmm... Are you sure you weren't eating her boyfriend's jizz that had pooled up and dried up in her panties? Not to freak you out or anything, but yeah - you never know what's in a person's panties when you randomly pull them out of a hamper.

Onto your second question - I would not mention it. Unless she's kind of a super-freak or you've hooked up with her in the past or have had a very flirty friendship with her, I'm thinking she would be creeped out. It's not so much the panty sucking itself (if it had been consensual) but the invasion of privacy. My first thoughts would be uh oh - was he constantly going through my stuff doing pervey things and fixating on me. Some things are better left unspoken.

Just in case this questions not been answerd yet,
Dancing_Doll tells it like it is.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Good mourning all, and Kudos on #2500 Mr Rumple. You're 1/4th the way to a million!
Now that's a lot a BS if you were to ask me

Speaking of that double four-letter-word term "real life" Rump,
The missus and I celebrated 35 years of love, misery, defeat and excellent food Sunday!

Hey ya mazz, I missed you too, along with curlygirly, LadySharon, sugarbabe, slipperywhenwet, juicylucy (Oops, she's on a different site)
DirtyMartini, WellMadeMale and all the other fine folks from Lush.
I heard you went and had a Birthday on Tittie Tuesday. Bless your heart Mazza. Oh, and show us your bubbles!

I like your style Ravyn.

Hump day is almost better than tittie Tuesday,

Butt not quite.

Just one bit of advice, do not sit down draft from Coma and Tose, the two semi-catatonic old 'farts over at the corner table.

LOL Rump. Sounds like DirtyMartini and I.

















scooter out.

I love how people keep comming to this fine establishment for enrichment, weather it's needed or not.
How about a drink Rump. I see you lost a daughter over that wedding thing.

All I can say is: that boy better take care of that girl.

scooter

I hate to bring up the rear again again Rump, but time has been short.

Happy Birthday my friend.
I figure, I'm going to enjoy the ones I have left.

scooter

Hey DM,

Sorry I'm late again, I was out rounding up some new tweeter fans for you dude!

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Happy Birthday ole buddy

scooter

Hey Rump and friends,

Life's been busy all of a sudden. I hate when that happens.
It's good to see you all again.
What's up virginwriter, you noticed I'm a Bond enthusiast.
Speaking of cool cats, I heard it was Rump and DirtyMartinis Birthday today.
If there's any truth to that, Have a great one you two.

Drinks on me, till my funds dry up!

I will have a bottle of Captin Morgan Black Rum. I also want a tall blonde with ocean blue eyes and she is wearing a short denim skirt no panties and a red tanktop no bra. Can u send that over to me through the internet like in Tron or something cuz thats what I need right now. Send them right over. Don't forget the rum u do I am gonna sick Captin Jack Sparrow on ya. Lol lol :) Just joking but u best send the woman and the rum.

shakin or stirred

That's funny Clum.

Sorry to keep you awake

scooter

amen Rump,

That's all I got, lifes a bitch lately.

I think I got cabin fever, but an amen to ya brother,

scooter

Is there any beer left Rump?

Get the bar around, on me. I don't care what it takes.

A WellMadeOne moves on,

Doesn't matter what his age is,

LOL, piece be with you old timer.



scooter

Y'all really should check out Pete's stories. They are superb! Pete is Piquet so just check out www.lushstories.com/piquet

You are 100% correct buz, Pete was one of my first friends

In this era of suit and counter suit, thrust and parry, we have lost the art of detached indifference aka the cold shoulder. If anyone contacts you with issues as trite as some of the ones broached above, just ignore them. Life is too short; live and let live people.

And while we're on the subject of profiles. How do I get myself 'interviewed'? Such Lush luminaries as Dancing_Doll, Buz and the great NatureBoy have interviews on their personal info column - all of which I've enjoyed reading. I want one too !

Your an awesome dude Pete.

Is that really you? (on your pro-file)

Okay I guess I'll be the one guy that sticks up for him. Let him be. If he want to flash random woman so be it. In the end a guy is going to do what he's going to do. However if you want to me girl and not just show her your thingy you will have to shape-up.

That's brave of you Mr vines, way to stand up for what you believe in. I think.

These are diamonds in the raw

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aren't they beautiful

Don't be such a little pussy justforfun107.

You admit everything about you is fake, yet your baffled as to why girls don't want to masturbate on line with you.
LOL, what a fukin silly question.

See how tough you are once and give em your real information.

Body shots and falling panties, it don't get no better than that.

If we could just get Busty to remove the packging from the new coffee maker

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I love the threads, and the forums, plus the chat rooms.

But Lush is a lot more than that to me,

it's about becoming a real writer someday~

As far as the origin of boobs...yeah, I got nothing.


You crack me up slippery,

scooter....save me some of granny's jug, I'm almost there!

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Damn sugarbabe,

I don't know how you girls jog around with those things, but i'm glad you do. (:
Apple pie moon shine, maybe a double scoop of ice cream, sounds good to me!

There you go Rump, can't help you with the spelling question though.
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