Forum posts made by scottford

Enjoy looking into her eyes. Watching her cheecks bulge and the sight of it dripping from her lips. I prefer to cum on her breasts or have her let it slide out of the corners of her mouth. Women look so sexy with cum dripping from them and it helps if you tell them how good it was and that you want to go down on her. I prefer taking turns on going down on each other so you can have eye contact and watch each other please and pleasure. Watching a woman suck cock is sexy and exciting. It's part of the act of oral sex.

Obama and Hillary Clinton are great at running for office, but not in running their office. For some reason they give the orders, but don't take responsibility and they both make it sound as if they have no idea what is going on around them. The point is that the IRS is being used outside its purpose. Now even Health Care is being controled by them. Obama is not the first to use the IRS as a political state police to punish his enemies as he calls them. Nixon did it and Johnson and Clinton. Hillary even had FBI records of those she claimed as "enemies" under her bed. LOL. The more you hear of their questions that they were asking for the more you understand how out of control Washington has gotten. They asked for emails, correspondence lists, and other questions that have nothing to do with an organization requesting tax exempt status. (And you know that some clerk in some far off city didn't do this on their own. Orders come from somewhere and in a huge organization like the government, the orders come from the top not from the bottom or the middle.)

You do know that every time you check something on the internet or if you buy something thru the mail that your name is collected and sold. You may be put on a list you have no desire for, but you are on their mailing list. Their correspondence list. And if the IRS asks an outfit for all the names they have and they give them yours that is tough. I know extreme right Progressives and far left Socialist think there is nothing wrong in having your leaders lie to you, and like East Germany did, keep records on everyone and report on everyone is justified. But it is not ok here.

This is not a one political side against another. It is loose your freedom or keep it. Those who believe in a police state and a one party system and no control over the government by the people take the side this is no problem. Those who prefer their freedom are the ones who are upset over Big Brother.

The IRS goes too far both ways. There are organizations that are excempt that are anything but charity organizations. As far as ANY political organization being tax exempt I don't believe they should be. A political organization is not a charity. Any money they receive should be made public and taxes should be paid. We all know organizations that have the status that are really money making outfits and their staffs make excellent salaries and money is not going to where it should. So I agree that the IRS should check ALL organizations and have them make their records public.

But I don't agree with a political boss or party using the IRS or any department of the government to fight their political enemies. That smacks of dictatorship. And any politican who does not take responisibility for his or her office should not be in office.

I get a kick out of people who defend the Washington petty dictators who are trying to change our country into a wonderland like nazi Germany or China. What happen is a government agency at the orders of the leader behaved like a state secret police agency. If you are a leftist and think "Big deal." think what would happen if things were run by another bunch of petty two bit dicators who didn't want any gays, or liberals, or if they (which they are now) run by big buisness and wanted anyone who owned a small business forced out, or if they wanted all unions, etc. Look at history. The old saying about Nazi Germany and Communists Russia. First they go after this group, that was ok, I didn't belong to that group. Then they go after another group. That is ok, I don't belong to that group. Then the go after my group. Now I complain?

sprite, you have to realize you are the type of individual who is willing to sell themselves into slavery by putting their head in the sand and saying "It won't happen to me. So what difference does it make?" First Washington has taken freedom of the press, working on taking freedom of speech, freedom to bear arms, and now they intend to punish anyone who they believe is an enemy of the State. Not the Constitution or the people, but political enemies against letting them have a free hand. They want to be royalty and all others to be serfs. There is no difference between a Tsar and a Comazar or a Chairman and an Emperor or a commie, nazi, dictator of any type and a Middle Ages King. They all believe that the people do not have any rights.

But as long as people say "Well it won't happen to me, or it won't happen to my group." It Will.

She said she was 4 foot 10 inches, but I think she was teasing me. Short girls are just as sexy as tall girls, maybe even more because they can tease you and make you feel you want to protect them and seduce them. You have beautiful eyes and a pretty smile and that is what I look for first. And face it, there is so many positions a guy can enjoy with a small woman that he may not be able to do with someone taller.

Today we hold the Awards Ceremony for the “Guess Her Name Contest”. First the Benediction:
“God created Man and sent Him to the Four Corners of the World. Then She made the World Round. Amen. “

Before the Ceremony we will have dinner. The menu follows:

Salad from Three Mile Island with assorted Fruit (of some kind) from the plains of Chernobyl, Russia.

Two choices of a main course: 1. Mad Cow Steak with DDT Gravy.
2. Fish (actually meat from a Whale species that just became extinct).

Desert will be Cow Pie straight from the farm.

After the hardy meal those needing a stomach pump will please notify their waiter. The pump is covered under Obama Care and you should be getting it, at a substantial cost plus fee and tax of course, in about six months to a year.

Entertainment will be provided by Michael Jackson brought to the stage by Dr. Frankenstein’s; “It’s Alive Tour”.

And now the moment you have all been waiting for, the name of my poor aunt. Her mother named her after one of her uncle’s who in turn was named after a president that her grandmother respected very much. The President of the United States that she was named after was Chester Arthur. Kids called her Chesty or Big Chest or little Chest depending on how mean the kid teasing her was. Sometimes Chest Her or Boobs for short. When she got enough to change her name, she changed it to Kitty. (OK, I hear that! )

(Note: M. C. please read one of the following)

The Winner of the Contest is who now has the right to post “I WIN, I WIN, YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF LOSERS.” Congrats to our lovely winner.

Since there was no winner I get to post ‘YOU ALL LOSE, NAH NAH NAH!!!”

The Envelope Please.

Sorry, there were no winners. So I get to post "YOU ALL LOSE, NAH NAH NAH!!!" I notice that the sweet ladies here are all carrying torches and pitch forks and coming my way, so I shall bid you fare well my sweet ladies.

Give and receive. It's fun making a woman squirm while she is trying so hard to be lady like.

I'll give two more hints. It's the first name of a president. And it isn't any of the ones all ready guessed.

Getting some pretty good names. Bush and Fillmore and Hoover would be a little hard for a girl to grow up with. And yes Fillmore Bush would be my choice to name a girl. But no one has picked it yet. Keep trying.

HARMONIOUS MARRIAGE: A solider stationed in the South Pacific received a letter and package from his wife. "Here is a harmonica, music lessons and music books to occupy your free time and keep your mind off of the local women."
Rotated bck home, he rushed to their home and through the front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here. Let me look at you. Let me hold you? I've missed your lovin' so much."
The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time. First, let's hear you play that harmonica."

MOODY JUDY: Her husband being unhappy iwth his wifes mood swings, bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor her moods.
Her girl friend asked if the ring worked. "We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big throbbing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond."

THE REDHEAD: A gorgeous young sexy redhead goes into the doctor's office ans says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible! says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, hen she pushes on her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "Your're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so" says the the doctor. 'Your finger is broken."

WOMEN IN COMBAT: Now they want to put women on the front lines. One Woman in the service said, "They don't know if we can fight and kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."

CONFUCIOUS DIDN'T SAY: Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

OVER HEARD: "My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use any of mine."

THE NEW WOMAN EXEC: Having just moved into her new office, a pompous, new female director was sitting at her desk when a young technician came into her office. Conscious of her new position, the director quickly picked up the phone, told the techinician to wait, then said into the phone, "Yes Sir, I'll be seeing the Board of Directors this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though she had sufficiently impressed the young technician, she asked, "What do you want?" "Nothing Ma'ma, I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

FOREIGN MARRIAGE: The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed. Contray to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it. Once the men rotated back to the U.S., all their in-laws were thousands of miles away.

Grrrr, I object and take exception to everyone saying that our beloved President Obama and the Democratic Congress are spending money like drunken sailors. As a former drunken sailor, I quit when I ran out of money.

Love to say naughty things to a lover and hear her talk dirty to me. A lady in public, a hot lustful slut in private.

This Contest is for Women only, but Guys can play along.

Rules of the Contest:

1. Only 5 entries per person. If you enter more than five times you will be taken over to the Men’s Only Post and given a very hard spanking.

2. All taxes (or fees for those who are Obama fans) are to be avoided.

3. Contest is void in the following areas: Alice’s Wonderland, Disney Fantasyland, Under Toad Stools, MSNBC, or anywhere else fairies may hang out.

Prize:

The Winner gets to post on here “I WON, I WON, AND YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF LOSERS. In case of multiple winners please substitute the word WE for I.

Game: You are to guess the name of one of my elder relatives. It is HER first name.

Clues: The following Clues are given to help you in the Contest:

1. She is named after a President of the United States. This includes the entire list from first to now.

2. Name may be a last name or a first name of a President.

3. This is the most important clue. As a FEMALE what name would YOU hate most of all. A name that as a little girl or young woman you know you would be teased about as you are growing up. Now this does not mean for political purposes, but the actual name.

Good Luck Ladies. Contest will end on May 3 or until the women here burn me at the stake whichever comes first..

If a guy finds a girl interesting in a sexual way it doesn't matter which way she is leaning. I know lots of lez and bi girls (now adays it seems to be part of being a woman to like women). Of course you learn that it is only friendship, but guys are horny devils and we can always hope a girl will like US if not men in general. As for bi I like the majority of guys for some perverted kinky reason enjoy seeing women making love to each other. I think in our minds we put ourselves in either of their places with the other one. And of course having two lovers (girls are the same way) is hot. I once put my arms around two lez girls without thinking. It wasn't for sexual reasons, but we were joking and having fun and I just did it as I was between them. But they both gave me that LOOK "Back off mate!" and I did and smiled and they then smiled back to show no hard feelings. But I didn't do it again.

I had a chance with two virgins. One I had been seeing for a long time and getting really hot with and she told me she went on the pill. When we fucked it was her who led me to her bed. The other one got real mad at me. I was at her apt.with her room mate and she asked me if I parked my car close to their place and I said no it is down the block. She was real drunk ( I would pick up 7 up and wine for the two of them before I came over) and she then asked me to spend the night with her. Her friend knew what she wanted, but I didn't feel right as she was so drunk. I didn't know if it was the booze or if she really wanted me and I liked her very much. So I told her I couldn't stay, thinking I would get another chance when I was sure I wasn't taking advantage of her. But she got real upset and her roomate told me she had planned it and even after I explained they were both mad and I didn't get any. So take it when you get it. Virgin or not. By the way another girl who was married but separated asked me over for a "party" and even told me to tell some of the guys they could come over. I only told one guy. When I got there no one was there but her. It just started to get hot (as usual I was a little slow on the up take - why don't girls just come out and say "fuck me"?) and as she made an excuse for us to lay on the floor the guy and his brother came to the door. When he left we talked and it started to get good again when another guy came to the door and she actually told me to go to her bed room out of site in case it was her husband. I almost laughed when I looked at her bed. It was too low for me to hide under. I don't know why I thought that was so funny but it made me laugh. It turned out to be a friend of her husband and she asked me to leave. Later she tried to get me to come over again, but I told her girl friend to tell her I didn't want to see her again. She kept calling me and sending her girl friends to ask me to see her, but finally got the point. Later of course I wish I had gone back. Again fuck it when you get it.

Short little tight dress showing off her legs and curves. Ummm. For roll play and naughty fun of course the dirty little school girl, naughty nurse, etc. But going out a nice little dress is very pretty and very sexy. And no Paris hilton flashing of no panties. A nice pair of sexy panties is sweet. After all what is inside them belongs to me.

Most women don't like it on the face. I like to cum on their tits, they can see a guy cum and rub it over their breasts. If a woman lets me cum in her mouth, I enjoy seeing it leak out of the corners of her mouth more than I do the fact she is swallowing. It is sexy, to me anyway, to see her scoop up my cum and put it in her mouth. Shooting on the face can get it in her eyes which is not very sexy to either of us.

Getting and giving in a restaurant (with a table cloth of course hiding what we were doing). In the car parked at the beach. Sitting on the couch under a blanket while watching TV with others in the room.

In Russia sex workers use to wear red shoes to advertise their profession.

Someone check this out. In Venezuela love letters use to charge 1/2 price for postage.

In 1994 more than 2,700 mail carriers were bitten by dogs.

Honeybees. A swarm of males called drone comets chase the queen, hovering around her until it is their turn to mate. Once a drone mates with the queen, he loses part of his phallus and dies. The queen usually mates with an average of seven to ten different males. Some queens taking on as many as 17 mates. (Sounds a lot like the girls of Lush)

Like ArtMan said "Isn't the blood tested?" I know that the Red Cross didn't test their blood for a long time and that is why there were problems and aids was transmitted. But now they have to test it. Gays who know they have aids are committing a crime when the donate it. Answer,no it is ok for gays to donate just like everyone else as long as the blood is tested (and that means all blood no matter who gives it) and that they aren't giving blood when they know they are infected.

I find it kind of funny that the parents weren't in this with dressing the kid as a girl. But then maybe in their house the children run things and the parents are the ones who need their hand held when crossing the street. Sounds like someone wants their 15 minutes.

Your entire post makes that a woeful understatement.

Ah come on. No one in the world is as stupid as bozo the VP. And what did I say that was wrong? LOL

But then you will have to have black oral sex month and Native American Blow Job Month, etc. And of course the females will always want one more holiday than the males or they will say we don't love them. And it will have to be changed every year so we can have it on a Monday or Friday so we have a long sales weekend. What do you buy for oral sex. Mints and gag? And you know what those jerks in Washington will do. Give themselves another month off. And is it polite to give a gift of oral sex to your boss? OK, for half of us that is a mute question. I just see it. I go down on my girl and she pouts. "But you gave me the same thing last year." I of course am in favor of the holiday idea. I will sign. But promise I don't have to dress up and visit the inlaws and give them a gift on Oral Sex Day.

I think we all agree that Gore is full of shit. The man is only interested in money and will sell out to anyone including oil lords and terrorist and untill the jerks in Washington and elsewhere complain about China and Russia and many of the third world countries as much as they complain about the U.S. they don't really care either. Even the Sierra Club is run by a leftist and no commie or nazi has ever cared for the earth or the people other than what they can enslave and make themselves rich by.

We are near the end of a minor ice age and that has been know for a long time. But as the population grows and our resources are used up and green land and water continues to be used up just as recourses are we have to blame more than history and the placement of the planet. It is like the socialist system that most of the world is use to where they think they can live high and free off others for ever. Like a pyramid racket it only works so far. So when we no longer have the sources of input that are greater than the output the earth, like the economy starts a downward spiral.

I live in California. We passed a law called California Environmental Quality Act. It was written to protect both the people and the land when building etc. But a law is only as good as those who uphold it. In my city the last major marsh land had been illegally destroyed by builders who have the city fathers in their pocket. And the fools here reelected Gov. Brown, knows as "Space Cadet" for his loony and corrupt ways, has all but gotten rid of the CEQA.

As far as other sources of power....nuclear is of course the worst. Any waste that has a harmful life of thousands of years and can cause the kind of problems that Russia, Japan and the U.S. have had when things go wrong is not a good source. As far as wind and solar, it works, but the present companies are mostly being run by political buddies of those in power as pay offs and kick backs for favors and like unions run by mobs instead of workers the organizations aren't working. The type of electric cars also being built by political pals is not only funny, but dangerous and it will be some time before real replacements will be ready for the market. Add the new "light bulbs" that Washington has made us buy are another example of government stupid and corrupt leadership. They do not last as long as the old, give off less light and are a hazard to the environment if not handled right. You can't just recycle them like the old ones. Point being, the government is not going to do anything real to help. What they try is mostly done to put money in the pockets of those who put money in the pockets of the politicians. A bad circle, but we created it.

We of course can do our part. But many who say they are doing the most are only throwing hand full’s of dirt at a forest fire. If you have more than one TV, if you have cell phones, if you buy from China or other places who do not care for the environment or for the safety of its workers, than your hand full of dirt won't do much to put out the forest fire.
Answer? Almost impossible to find one. We have to replace the leadership and ensure fair laws, the CEQA is a good example, and stop giving money and taking money from those who are more responsible for the problem than we are. We have to do our small bit and combined that will help, but not stop the problem when so many others in the world don’t care. If we had a strong U.N. or even if we were still the leadership role in the world instead of a third rate banana republic we could help force change where volunteer change won’t happen. Or we could just have to get use to the fact that cockroaches will be then next superior life form on the planet.

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Barack Obama".

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'YES".

7. Feel Better?

GOOD!!! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

If you go by the evidence and the witness and expert witness then she is guilty. But so was O.J. and that baby killer in FA. I have worked as a court recorder and I know that lawyers are not interested in people who make good jury members. They look for people who can be easy to control. With todays generation who believe that reality shows are real and that police labs have lots of money and time to work on just one case and that anything a lawyer says in court is true then you have results like O.J. and FA. Lawyers don't have to be trueful as they are not required as everyone else is to swear by their honor to be honest and trueful. If you have power, money or if the jury has a chance to make a buck by interviews then anything can happen. And if you let the so called entertainment reporters sway you as to a person's guilt or not rather than make the choice on your own from what you see and hear going on in the court room then you are just as big a mush head as the O.J. and FA jury. So what the victims have to do is wait and hope that an honest jury is in court and that the law will be upheld and justice done. By the way you will never hear a lawyer or judge or lawmaker use the words justice and law in the same sentence.

I'm sure everyone has heard what our superior brain thrust of a Vice President told his wife what to do if she was at home alone during a home take over. Go outside raise your double barrel 12 gauge shotgun, fire both shots into the air and all will be well.

I admit I am not as smart as the Vice President. For example I only know of 50 states in the Union not the 57 he says. And I think that madmen rulers like N.K. and Iran with an atom bomb are a danger to the world. But what do I know?

Any way I realize the Vice President knows nothing of the law. He has proven that several times. In every state (50 or 57) it is against the law to fire a gun outside as he wants his wife to do. This of course gives the pot heads and mush heads gangters who fire off guns on New Years a good excuse if someone complains. I was chasing off home invaders. Second he knows nothing about shot guns. A double barrel has TWO shots. To reload you must crack open the gun and then remove the shells by hand and then reload and cock. For a woman who is being attacked having fired off her ammo in the air OUTSIDE makes it a little hard to protect herself. And how do you know the home invaders are only going to knock on the front door and ask permission to come in and how do you know that there is only one and not several? If you are trying to keep people out of your home why would you open a window or door to make it easier for them to come in? But then I don't have the little grey matter that floats around in the V.P.'s head.

As V.P. of course he is not required to follow the law of gravity. But for the rest of us humans if you shoot something up in the air it has to come down somewhere. And a falling bullet can kill. (And as additional post for stupid gun handling, the President had a fake photo of him shooting skeet. If you have ever shot skeet you know you fire up into the air at a target not straight forward. And if a gun is leaking smoke out of the barrel on the side the way the picture shows then the gun is not save to use.

I know Obama and Bozo would never lie or do anything stupid. But it makes you wonder. They say they want to make things safer, but they don't go after the gangs like the ones who control Chicago and the gun manufactures who allow their weapons to be sold (well Obama's people did sell guns to drug dealers and slave traders from Mexico so I guess I better not complain).

Hey a cup of coffee, the morning paper, the TV remote and a hot blow job. What a way to start the day. Of course the importance is not necessarly in that order. The remote could go first.

I so really don't get the point of receiving whatever on this day?
What is it? It's just another commercial hollow, nothing romantic thing.
Only there to get your money out of your pocket.

What`s the romance of getting a gift on this blown up commercial day?
I love to receive gifts, but I prefer that he thinks of giving me one at another day, not because it`s V`day....

Sweet One you must have been hurt by a jerk. Every Day is Valentines Day for the one who makes you hot, but this day is a Special Day like your birthday. It is for the one that you care for and guys like to give gifts to girls (even if we make it seem we don't). Be honest girls love loot. Never turn down a free gift. (Besides it won't be too long before those jerks in charge of Washington will be taxing holidays and telling us -like in China and elsewhere- who we can see and what we can do in the way of sexual affairs. So we might as well enjoy while we can.

As for the question asked, it would be polite of him to give you a little something or to take you out. Esp. if he hopes for the relationship to continue. If he avoids it, well there may be something he is afraid of such as feeling he may be pushing himself to fast on you. But still it is a good excuse for a guy to take a girl out and a guy would be a real fool not to use it.

Now National Mule Day or Take a Dog for a Walk Day or take your daughter to work day (there is a real sexist idea from the old farts of NOW) are a little too far out and are just there to make money. However I do believe in Women seduce a Guy Day and Treat Men Like A God Day are good holidays and I am willing to overlook the commercial use of them.

11 years younger and 24 older.

Love to help her pick out the toys knowning I will have the pleasure of watching her "play" with them. Knowing they get her horny and wet and that before play time is over she will want me as one of her sex toys. Of course I also enjoy toys I can use on her. Like remote controled vibes. Ummm.