Seth Johnson

10 Feb 2012

04 Mar 2013 (80 days ago)

Male 

46

Gemini

Single

Straight

I'm an English Major drop-Out. Somewhat new to the writing thing except for spinning a scenario one line at a time in a chat room with who may have well been my Grandma for all I know. Also writing bad songs and must be an expert at that for sure. (The bad part anyway) And what's worse is I have a studio in my home so yes....they get recorded. I'm not the 14 year old girl that keeps a personal journal of poems that no one reads. I'm a forty something year old third rate musician that actual records the damn things and then sometimes makes friends actually suffer through listening to them...Yikes! Run while you can! And what makes it even worse is I play all the instruments and do all the vocals on them. So it's not like I can blame anyone else for them ya know? And it really makes for some strange arguments within the "band." We tend to gang up on the flashy arrogant lead guitar player. They are such egomaniacs...jeeez. I also play and co-write for a couple of other projects that actually have other people in them. They all suck though.. ;-) I am hoping to rehone my literary skills by writing some really filthy stories here. And feel free to pop me on grammar. I want to hear about it. Just don't bust my balls too bad for spelling. My spell check button is waaaay over there...and I'm over here so i ain't-a gonna-be jumping out of my chair for something that if you just ...well...know me...you'll know what I mean. Whether it's whether or weather. Who's or whose. Tomato or potato it doesn't really matter because someday we'll all be on the metric system. We'll be saying Liter instead of....Peter? Is that right? "She stared longingly at his tampon sized Liter and grew strangely ....thirsty." Peter was centimeters away yet he still wanted to inch over and pound her relentlessly with his...Liter. His Peter Liter..."

Evidently Dr.Suess judging from what I wrote in the previous box. And of course all you gifted Lush authors. I'm impressed. When I wrote stuff like that back in school I got in trouble. All the while every single one of my teachers were doing most of it...and to each other. Hypocrates. Sorry, can't reach the spell check button but if you've read this far...you get my drift...was I right? Yeah...I was. I'm in your head now...scary isn't it?

Ummm....Please put everything in the last box into this box as i didn't read the instructions very well.

Oh...and so I don't flunk this entirely, my favorite books are the ones I've yet to read...I'm sure of it.

Books that are poorly adapted into screenplays so people don't have to think for themselves. Creative minds just tend to make life more complicated for us all. i didn't used to have to have a phone glued to my ass a few years ago. Nor did my car fly...and I was just fine.

Aaah. Now we're talking. Music...yes. the universal language. i might go to a foreign country like Boston and people not understand a word I say but once put to song? They all think it sucks just as bad as people down here do. And my all time favorite music is none other than the music and notes that are never played or...noted. For they are the true bastions of the unknown genre that is ...The Brown Note.

I saw that on Southpark the other day...its a cartoon here in America about some kids in the Fourth Grade in Colorado and they get into the craziest situations every single time I watch it. But they always learn something from it...I usually don't but as long as someone does...I'm good with it.

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