Topic Stoop!d
Posted 01 Jun 2007 15:13
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9480/n10112288338045562455ib9.jpg
Topic The Dead - Billy Collins
Posted 23 May 2007 18:23
Rather morbid! I like the Budapest one, the animation is excellent.
Topic Contented Pussy
Posted 23 May 2007 18:14
Is that a real cat?!!! The front paw makes it look like a fluffy toy.
Topic Hi Ladies!
Posted 23 May 2007 18:13
Lookin good!
Reminds me of this one:
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9038/busygoawaylg2.jpg
Topic heya all!
Posted 09 May 2007 20:38
This thread is useless without pics.
Topic Urinal Art
Posted 23 Apr 2007 05:15
Those are great!
I like these better though:
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7186/lipurinalnn8.jpg
Topic Brave Budgie
Posted 18 Apr 2007 21:31
http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/5589/4catstoybirdve5.jpg
Topic Mona Lisa in MS Paint
Posted 02 Apr 2007 21:24
That was great. I wonder what they are like with brushes and a proper palette.
Topic Car Stuck Girls
Posted 02 Apr 2007 21:22
I guess it's playing on the helpless woman / galant knight in shining armour role stereotyping 
Topic Nice rack?
Posted 07 Mar 2007 20:35
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5338/4boobsox6.jpg
Topic Owed to the spell checker
Posted 22 Feb 2007 19:20
This is dreadful 
Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
Topic Poetry Generator
Posted 06 Feb 2007 15:09
Oh dear... Poetry Generator 
Needs Java to work unfortunately. Here's a sample - this was supposed to be about cheese:
Never invented about, never more has been whimpered
For the health of her schollytic lumbard region hung in the balance
Everlasting gergglaks conceiving through the sky,
Quickly the prepared pain was snatched up, Sadism accounts for the facts
Her lover held on to her fragile eyelash, she was happy
Her ghost calms the battleship-grey solitary park bench
With a youthful shout and a magnanimous plan we pressed onward
Even as she flees, the cheese turns to see the silk chasing her into the sanctuary
So deal not with this once thy glorious student.
Topic How to keep your pussy clean
Posted 01 Feb 2007 14:47
heh - classic. My cats bolt out the door at the mere sound of the shower starting up.
Topic Gas masks - yes or no?
Posted 01 Feb 2007 14:42
I do love the latex / bondage scene 
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3130/smachinech1.jpg
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6797/latexgasmask07mb3.jpg
Topic Voodoo Penis
Posted 08 Jan 2007 13:29
hehehe - the Cop had it coming to him.
ps. Q. What's 200 feet long with an asshole at each end? A. A police speed trap.
Topic Wii Sex Movie
Posted 08 Jan 2007 13:27
What is it with nerds and their consoles? Reminds me of the whole World of Warcraft widows scenario. These people should get a life!
Topic Date Added
Posted 02 Jan 2007 01:12
thanks for fixing that up =d>