Says "I don't care who you are or what your name is. All I care about is how hard you're going to fuck me tonight."
Says "I made a twitter. Follow me at @bluntglass for dark, sexy tweets!"
Says "Went man-hunting in a few bars last night. Met a few cool guys, but none that were cool enough to take home. So sexually frustrated right now. Maybe I'll have better luck tonight. Where are all the hot guys hiding these days??????"
Says "Last night, I met a few friends in a bar who were celebrating a 22nd birthday. I took all three of them home and gave the birthday boy a night to remember. It was fucking awesome."
Says "I want to have a threesome. I'm sorta craving it."
Says "JossGray wrote the story. Look out for "dear diary, I met a girl" so you can read about how we met. It's pretty cute. Should be uploaded soon."
Gave a score on
Imagine Me
Says "JossGray said he's going to write a story about the first time we met and fucked. Add him so you can read it when he does. Also, look at our photos!"
Updated their relationship status to owned by
JossGray
Says "Omg, everyone! Joss has joined Lush! And he's uploaded SO MANY photos of me! His username is JossGray. Add him and make him feel welcome."