Says "Joss is really busy nowadays. I think I'll need to get myself another fuck buddy

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Says "Talk dirty."
Says "Fingering myself right now. Message me dirty things. LOTS of dirty things."
Says "I desperately need to find that girl I fucked the other day. She was so soft and perfect."
Says "Beautiful girl I met yesterday fucked me with a strap-on while her boyfriend watched. I can't stop thinking about her."