Forum posts made by sigurdookami

Topic Your sexual blind spot
Posted 19 Jan 2012 08:17

I don't get the pooping fetish either, sometimes doing things that should be wrong can feel good, but that's a serious ? and a line for me that's not crossed.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 18 Jan 2012 13:58

Chicken Wrapped in pancetta with rattatouille, damn i'm good, lol ;)

Topic How long does a Jerk take?
Posted 15 Jan 2012 13:04

I did search this topic because it seemed like it would've come up before, but I found nothing. Sorry if I'm repeating an older post that I've missed though.

So basically guy, when you're taking matters into your own hand(s) how long does an average session last? I'm intrigued to see the range, and how I compare to others.

P.S. This isn't a competition or anything, so I'd appreciate answers to be free of any embellishments.



I last about an hour, often longer, I'm not going slow or trying to go fast, that's with 'regular' speed. What about everyone else?

Topic Why ask why? (inexplicable picture marathon)
Posted 15 Jan 2012 06:19

http://upload.lushstories.com/548-35212309du5.jpg

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 14 Jan 2012 12:48

Judging from your bio and info i'd say you were a very intelligent woman.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 14 Jan 2012 10:48

http://upload.lushstories.com/855-sleepingbeauty.jpg

Topic clothed or naked?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 13:00

I'd say that underwear is sexier that just being naked because you're left to imagine what's underneath. Although sometimes you just wanna see some naked, lol

Topic Getting teased in public..
Posted 13 Jan 2012 02:47

Definitely a turn on the lack of control and knowing you can't just let go in public and have to suffer the teasing is very hot.

Topic How to make cum taste better
Posted 13 Jan 2012 02:45

Pineapple or banana work well

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 12 Jan 2012 05:40

http://upload.lushstories.com/758-sexy-girl-on-a-palm-tree-wallpaper-1232--1920-x-1440.jpg

Sandy feet

Topic Post your favorite Demotivational posters here.
Posted 12 Jan 2012 05:31

http://upload.lushstories.com/705-demotivational-posters-omg.jpg


http://upload.lushstories.com/615-demotivational-posters-shared-toilets.jpg


http://upload.lushstories.com/154-demotivational-posters-they1.jpg


http://upload.lushstories.com/939-demotivational-posters-untitled9.jpg

Topic Post your favorite Demotivational posters here.
Posted 12 Jan 2012 05:30

http://upload.lushstories.com/941-demotivational-posters-bad-news-for-the-one-in-the-middle.jpg

http://upload.lushstories.com/666-demotivational-posters-bieber-alert.jpg

http://upload.lushstories.com/545-demotivational-posters-challenge-accepted1.jpg

http://upload.lushstories.com/244-demotivational-posters-durex.jpg

Topic Who else here acts like a good girl?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 04:23

Girls like bad guys who will be good just for them.

Guys like good girls who will be bad just for them.

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 04:10

Probably not for just one off sex, if I met someone I liked and dating or more was a possibility then of course, you shouldn't miss opportunities like that no matter where they come from.

Topic Unexpected message on facebook?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 04:09

depends on how you felt about them back then.....if u liked them....then why wouldnt you meet up again?

I agree with that completely. However, if you weren't really interested, this person has just opened up to you about some feelings that they've clearly had for a very long time. They'd be feeling a bit vulnerable so you would have to let them down gently.

Topic Dead man sued because his flying body parts injured someone else. Frivolous or necessary lawsuit?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 04:04

I can understand that being hit by a severed limb would cause severe psychological damage, but the guy just died, trying to sue him is amazingly offensive. Its just not cricket!

Topic Your opinion of an overused saying or statement.
Posted 12 Jan 2012 04:01

Anyone who says 'I'm high on life' has just give you permission to punch them in the face, lol. Hate that phrase.

And if someone ever starts a sentence with the phrase 'I'm not racist but' just walk away from them then and there. That phrase has never lead to anything other than a person looking like a c*nt.

Topic First or third person?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 02:06

I prefer the first person, reading 'I did this' and 'he/she did that to me' etc gives the reader a sense of involvement which I really like. It makes it easy to imagine being a part of it. Although I've read and loved many third person stories on here too, it all comes down to the skill of the writer being able to draw the reader in.

Topic Women in Latex
Posted 09 Jan 2012 17:11

This pic was a teen fantasy for me.
http://upload.lushstories.com/841-851593_Cameron_Diaz__HOT_Skintight_blue_latex_dress__4_.jpg

Topic Blow job or baby oil handjob?
Posted 09 Jan 2012 17:02

Not as easy a question as first thought. It would depend on the skill of the girl in each discipline however, I do like the pressure of a hand. So baby oil hand job it is!

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 09 Jan 2012 16:59

An interesting profile pic and some very interesting looking stories that you've written.

Topic I am naked because .....
Posted 09 Jan 2012 16:51

Because its comfortable and because my junk looks pretty good dangling in the breeze.

Topic Where do you cum after masturbation?
Posted 06 Jan 2012 13:27

Usually on my stomach.

Topic How do you handle not having sex for a long time?
Posted 05 Jan 2012 04:41

I've yet to have the pleasure because of my own personal beliefs, so from the age of consent in my country to now means I've been without for 6 years. I find however that if I keep busy I don't even care or feel the need to masturbate, though I still do because its fun, and yes I know that its different for people who have been having it regularly only for it to stop, but I only know what I know.

Topic Skinny,Curvy,BBW
Posted 04 Jan 2012 12:31

Personally think that a woman with curves looks incredibly sexy, far more so than a thin girl. But women of all body types can still look beautiful, its a matter or proportion.

There are a whole number of papers and studies about human attraction, curves are often a visible 'signal' of fertility and are often considered to be the 'preferred' body type in the eyes on males among cultures throughout the world. But I could go on about this for ages so I'll stop here, lol.

Topic Your Favorite Quotes
Posted 04 Jan 2012 12:21

We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
Richard Dawkins

Technology is getting so stupidly powerful. For example, my iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen and frustrated and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.
Dara O'Briain

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?
Dara O'Briain

Michael Collins
Once I start, they'll be no stopping me.

Michael Collins
We have a weapon more powerful... than any in the whole arsenal of the British Empire! That weapon... is our refusal!


Loving the O'Briain Quotes Jess. :)

Topic Your Favorite Quotes
Posted 04 Jan 2012 12:19

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein.

Topic Small Breasts/ Tiny Titties
Posted 04 Jan 2012 12:12

Just goes to show that ladies don't have to have a large chest to look absolutely beautiful.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 04 Jan 2012 12:08

Imaginative

Topic Your Screen Name
Posted 04 Jan 2012 06:13

Sigurd is the Nordic translation of my name meaning 'The strength of God', and Ookami is Japanese for wolf.