About simplyjohn
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I spend far too much time on here but think the world of the site and the members. Usually I am to be found in the chat rooms and sometimes I post in the forums. I enjoy reading the poems here but I read very few stories since I just don't seem to have the attention span .. sorry .

I am a site chat room moderator so if I can help you please do ask. I am also just a member looking to have some fun/enjoy my time here and make friends just like everyone else!

Lots of time on my hands at the moment since I am now unemployed so beware here lots!!

Name:
John
Sex:
Male 
Age:
54
Sign:
Taurus
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Eating bloody salad, Surrey, United Kingdom
Interests:
I used to love coarse fishing but I never seem to get around to that anymore.
Favorite Books:
Sad to admit I very rarely pick up a book these days.
Favorite Authors:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
I like action movies like the 007's, Lethal Weapons, Matrix triology is great, oh those Bruce Willis ones (cant remember the names of them) etc. etc.

And I really like these CSI programmes on the TV and in particular NCIS and NCIS Los Angeles.
Favorite Music:
Anything from classical to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin.
Website:
Twitter
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24 Nov 2011
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 05:31

Hello Erin (completely ignores *her above!*) I hope you are well today. May I say how very nice it is to see someone in this thread who is pleasant to other people that post here and doesnt mind losing to an obvious winner.

Do have a wonderful day now.

coffee

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 04:37



Ok stinky go and start your own thread, leave the sexy ones in peace

Am I top of meanies, nasty and naughty lists or do I have to try harder

Oh you are definately at the top so finally you win/are first at something here!! *pokes tongue out*

Sword Fight

a1089

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 02:56

Mornin' Pongo ...binky
I think it's about time the rightful owner of this title reclaimed it...so here I am.

Not speaking to *you* ever again!!

coffee

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 02:55

I know Rosie, but surely someone finds a raw steak sexy?

Holds hand up! I do!

Embarassed

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 00:52

Why is everyone so horrible to SimplyJohn? I shall sit here and wait to defend him and my spot from everyone else!cat

aw shucks Big Hugs .. you are just too kind Kitty Cat .. you and me should create our own version of this thread and leave the *meanies* (no names mentioned .. coughs Bobbie) behind.

Embarassed Embarassed

hiding

Topic: This or That
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 11:51

Without .. hate the bits.

Fizzy water or still?

Topic: Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 11:50

Be spanked please :).

Topic: The person below me is...
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 11:11

omg .. Im so glad I just looked here .. yes I am .. she wants me to suck her toes and take her shopping and admit to everyone that she is the sexiest lady here on Lush .. I wont say her name however since she will kick my bottom.

The person below me is having salad for dinner as I am.

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 10:59

ok I will be very serious about this now .. that seems to be the theme .. right

This post is mine because I am the sexiest so there.

Embarassed Embarassed

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 10:50

Beware the skunk Jen, he lulls you in with kindness and pity, but he only wants your spot here. hehe





knickers .... omg!!!

Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny

Seriously I did .. ok phoning for a doctors appointment right now!


edit - knickers and pity .. just how the hell do they go together anyway!!

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Looking for love again

Love was once in his life But sadly it did not last Its water under the bridge And very much in the past Too long now without The loneliness and sorrow Time to move on Find Cupid’s golden arrow Love will not knock on your door Make an effort and seek it you must Find that someone special Above all a person you can trust For sure it will not be easy You need to...

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Friends Comments
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ginger86
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 12:05
bye the way stinky, want fries with your steak...lol

ginger86
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 12:02
ginger86
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 12:01

kiera
Posted: 20 Jul 2014 16:35
lightheart
Posted: 20 Jul 2014 11:23
sexiest...


Shortnsassyone
Posted: 20 Jul 2014 08:48
buttercup2u
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 23:19


Thanks for being my friend!

Liz
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 14:21



kiera
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 07:47

Shortnsassyone
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 06:15
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND SEXY






Shortnsassyone
Posted: 18 Jul 2014 06:15
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND SEXY






kiera
Posted: 17 Jul 2014 04:58

kiera
Posted: 17 Jul 2014 04:55

kiera
Posted: 17 Jul 2014 04:03

Shortnsassyone
Posted: 16 Jul 2014 06:29




Who_Is_It
Posted: 15 Jul 2014 13:07

kiera
Posted: 15 Jul 2014 05:18
ginger86
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 11:50

Shortnsassyone
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 06:58
ginger86
Posted: 12 Jul 2014 10:50
found you one peepee....heehee

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