About simplyjohn
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I never seem to be very happy with what I write here but this is my latest attempt for 2013 and Pepe is back.

Love to chat albeit there are times when I prefer to lurk in the background and say very little and watch the room go by. Perhaps a little shy and naïve but not as much as I may imply; that’s my sense of humour (note the two ‘u’’s in humour … ).

I don’t have a problem with telling people who become my friends virtually (clever term to use huh) anything and everything (well just about everything .. lol) about me if they are interested.

Lastly if you annoy me I will ask Elämä to sort you out. She is a national champion Sumo wrestler and my protector/bodyguard on here.

Name:
John
Date Joined:
24 Nov 2011
Last Visit:
19 May 2013
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Taurus
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation
Straight
Location:
Lounge usually, Surrey, United Kingdom
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Topic: I'm really confused about sexuality...
Posted: 19 May 2013 08:09

Yep I agree ... just a very quick google here ...

Bisexuality is a sexual behavior or an orientation involving physical or romantic attraction to both males and females.

Topic: Do u get vocal when masturbating alone?
Posted: 19 May 2013 06:29

How can I be vocal when you gag me? lots of quiet mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm's I agree ..

Topic: Am I slutty or sexy?
Posted: 19 May 2013 06:25

Really I need to experience the scenario first hand to form a view ... send someone round please.

Topic: Barefoot or heels in the kitchen?
Posted: 19 May 2013 06:21

Barefoot is a bit silly and dangerous .. how many times have you dropped coco pops and cornflakes on the floor and not immediately cleared the mess up ... ouch so painful if one stepped on those.

Topic: A question for the older gentlemen.
Posted: 19 May 2013 06:18

I would be, and have been, flattered but always I find out that they are just after my savings in the bank, £2.89, and the lil pink piggy piggy bank (lol that was a mouthful) that I keep next to my bed next to the pink bedside lamp. Always the bloody same .. sighs

Topic: Do u get vocal when masturbating alone?
Posted: 19 May 2013 06:15

omg yes ... the neighbours in the next road come and knock on my door to complain ...

Topic: What's your vagina type?
Posted: 19 May 2013 06:01



The sufferance of martyrdom only a true gentleman would offer to endure! My lady.




What a load of tosh ... I will say however that if you cant cope with the demand give me a shout ... all in the line of duty and research for the Lushies ... lol

Topic: Lesbian cougar
Posted: 19 May 2013 04:54

dontknow

Sword Fight

Fugly

blah5



Who actually cares ... lol

Topic: What's your vagina type?
Posted: 19 May 2013 04:51

omfg ... for a laugh I know but really ... well I prefer the sort of oval shaped ones with big ... oh crap never mind the kettle has just boiled.

Topic: Post me a pic...
Posted: 18 May 2013 10:41

aw ... but you are a friend .. no information is too much surely ...

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trinket
Posted: 19 May 2013 16:34
Your heart will just melt when you see this one..
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6579284/the-cutest-kitten
Elämä
Posted: 19 May 2013 10:22
Have a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat day Sensei!

Elämä
Posted: 19 May 2013 10:15
Elämä
Posted: 19 May 2013 09:58
I'm on my way!! quick open your window!


trinket
Posted: 19 May 2013 01:55
kiera
Posted: 19 May 2013 01:41
Elämä
Posted: 18 May 2013 21:33


Always be prepared
Elämä
Posted: 18 May 2013 21:17
So cute!!! so irresistible!!

Elämä
Posted: 18 May 2013 20:48
Now I know why you're a weather expert!!!

Elämä
Posted: 18 May 2013 11:01
Elämä
Posted: 18 May 2013 10:48
mwwwaaahhh and hugs!

Elämä
Posted: 18 May 2013 10:00




hugest hugs Sensei!
Elämä
Posted: 17 May 2013 19:09
Have a relaxing weekend Sensei!

Elämä
Posted: 16 May 2013 23:18
Elämä
Posted: 16 May 2013 22:31
gimme gimme gimme!!!

Elämä
Posted: 16 May 2013 10:21
Have an amazingly beautiful day John!!!

Elämä
Posted: 15 May 2013 09:53
GOTCHA!!!

Elämä
Posted: 15 May 2013 07:25
Have a great day John!!! with tons of tight hugs

Elämä
Posted: 14 May 2013 09:38
Sensei!!! hugest tightest squeezing hugs!!!
Have a beautiful day!!!

Elämä
Posted: 13 May 2013 09:19
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