Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic Best punishment for a naughty girl
Posted 24 Jul 2014 11:14




WHAAAAAAAAATT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drops to my knees and begs you NO MASTER PONGO PLEASE NOT THE SHOE SHOPS I BEG YOU crybaby crybaby crybaby crybaby crybaby

Now thats better ... starts to undo my .. oh never mind. Pizza ready yet?

Topic Best punishment for a naughty girl
Posted 24 Jul 2014 10:52



Wow thats harsh im sooooooooo glad you are not my Master :-"

Hang on .. when did that stop then? You never told me and I spent a fortune on Ebay today on more cuffs, whips, plugs (not the 3-pin electrical ones silly billy) and rope and and .. enough said I think.

Seriously it has to be to shut down all the shoe shops nationwide Embarassed

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 10:49

Dont know ive not seen her for a while actually???

John your the smelliest not the sexiest, thats me angel7

Are you looking to go on the same list as Bobbie young lady? Just have some respect ok ...

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Read it ... says SJ rocks and is defo the sexiest.

Pint Drunk Pint Drunk .. and yay I can have a beer tonight!

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 10:37

All of ya .. take a bloody hike ok!!!

Cos the sexiest .. drum roll .. is back!!

Crap he just went out for a while .. oks its me then.

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naka where is Meryl these days? I always think of her when I see/post this emote.

rr .. must get a haircut too!

Topic Rosie's Bar
Posted 24 Jul 2014 08:22

KK .. this is you and Bobbie and G having a chin wag and a beer together isnt it.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/B7/F586629F97593AA32196E938452B_h316_w628_m5_cypGgcmJU.jpg



Three friends less when they all see that I think lol.

Topic A Sex toy question
Posted 24 Jul 2014 03:52



But I get a discount :-"

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst39015_Gold-Member-Perk-20-OFF-Store-Discount-Code.aspx


Its still not the same .. it wont moan at you .. it wont miss at times and generate a giggle .. it wont go all floppy after a few minutes; ok so perhaps thats a negative ... but hell the real thing has to be better .. see you later .. dont be late.

Big Hugs

Topic A Sex toy question
Posted 24 Jul 2014 03:35



Spoil sport. Its men like you who are the reason us ladies need sex toys...just sayin binky

Fine so we dont have numerous settings, it generally only comes in 2 colours and its either on/off (up/down). But see it doesnt cost a fortune in batteries and you always have the latest model.

Topic Kissing While Fucking
Posted 24 Jul 2014 03:26



Well yes indeed quite right John quite right, one must take into account pauses for tea binky

Jeez .. wheres my diary .. writing that down .. we bloody agreed on something!

Topic A Sex toy question
Posted 24 Jul 2014 03:23






I think thats a possibility but personally I am not attaching some wires and duracell extra batteries to my dick to find out!

Topic A Sex toy question
Posted 24 Jul 2014 03:12

Look 5 inch tackle isnt an issue ... its how you use it that counts .. just how many bloody times do I have to say that!!

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Topic What you going to wear to bed tonight?
Posted 24 Jul 2014 03:06

omg I didnt realise you had the matching panties .. too cool!

nekkid as always and defo no covers either .. far too humid overnight at the moment.

Topic Kissing While Fucking
Posted 24 Jul 2014 03:05

Most definitely. I love kissing, kissing is essential throughout fucking imo.

I agree but its so difficult trying to keep ones mouths engaged whilst .. well you know what I mean!

But yes in principle taking an occasional pause for tea of course.

Topic Whats in your mug?
Posted 24 Jul 2014 02:49

Mango and apple juice ... but hell need to switch to water soon .. too hot! (bloody Brits never happy with the weather lol).

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 02:37

Don't forget the donkeys. Grrr.

Its like being at the zoo here sometimes ... all the bloody animals lol.

angel7

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 01:58

Hey hey .. Ive got sticky buns too!!

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http://www.wildyeastblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sticky-buns-fruit-009.jpg?9d3bdb

and and waves hello Kitty Big Hugs

Topic I have never
Posted 24 Jul 2014 01:34



Not so its a proven fact women dont fart

Yeah right and they dont over cook pizzas either!!

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Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 01:06



Agreed SJ, us animals and animal parts have as much right to be sexy as these pretty ladies

Jeez I wish you would change that avatar .. every time I see it I just drool .. keep thinking chips, onion rings, mushrooms, grilled tomatoes and peppercorn sauce damn it!

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 00:34

Sorry Amy I need this spot right now

Edit G'morning SJ what do you think your upto slipping in here

I havent slipped it into anything for quite some time now .. wait that maybe not what you mean .. um look I have as much right as anyone to post here you *meanie*.

Read it

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Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 00:15

Morning SJ how are you? Mine you know you shouldn't be here

I am well thank you Rosie and hope you are too.

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Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 23 Jul 2014 23:46

Well here I am again .. take a break everyone ..

Read it

Sword Fight

eat .. im hungry!

Topic Favorite Pizza?
Posted 23 Jul 2014 13:26



Sure and ya know well done pizza isnt that bad trust me :-" just makes it more crunchy and tastier in my humble opinion.

I like meat feast pizza with stuffed crust.



Theres crunchy and theres spend a fortune at the dentists having caps and dentures.

My fav is a double pepperoni and double cheese actually and even better if someone else buys it! (note the buys it, as in delivered, and not cooks it please).

Topic Favorite Pizza?
Posted 23 Jul 2014 12:51

Dont care so long as it isnt burnt ... KK you wanna post in here maybe?

Topic I have never
Posted 23 Jul 2014 12:29

That cant be true .. everyone has flatulence at times.

Topic Best punishment for a naughty girl
Posted 23 Jul 2014 12:15

I would say no chinese or indian food or chocolate actually.

Topic Things that cheer you up
Posted 23 Jul 2014 11:30

Young ladies old underwear when they get some new stuff lol ... sorry I couldnt resist that :)

Topic Things that cheer you up
Posted 23 Jul 2014 10:40

Knowing that someone cares for you and supports you when you go through a traumatic hospital procedure.

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 23 Jul 2014 08:58

Ok I am home ... push off the lot of ya!

Read it

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Topic What NOT to do naked ...
Posted 22 Jul 2014 11:00

bend over in front of a horny skunk

If I find one of those I will let you know G ...

Prepare the meat kebabs on a skewer prior to the BBQ ... ouch!!

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 22 Jul 2014 10:43

Now off with you pongo, Mine!

You wait until I see that KK again .. she is in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much trouble!

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Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 22 Jul 2014 10:32

I beg to differ- Kitty is back and stop being horrible to SJ you lot!cat

swoons .... more swoons ...

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