Forum posts made by simplyjohn

um ... a bit of both please? .. aw come on ...

I'll be running a book...

The smart money is on summerjones!



Because you posted that I simply had to look so if others get curious like me then yes I bet she does win ...

T .. I did look at yours too .. I promise I did ..

Is there any chance you can translate that for me please?

lmao ....

yeh i agree cuz wankin is much more produdtrive









I dont believe you said that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love spam fritters .. we are talking Spiced Pork And Meat i assume?

I will take anything I can get!! lol

Veggie lasagne made with my own fair hand, fresh courgettes, bell peppers (all colours and sizes .. an equal opportunity dish!), aubergines, onions, garlic, mushrooms, artichokes, basil, oregano, yummmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy ....

with steak and chips is that?

If you post that damn pig again on my profile you will need to find another chat site to play on!!!! lol

Cottage pie? how boring is that ... and as always I assume that will be cooked rather well done .. I do hope you have a smoke alarm in your kitchen .. wait .. perhaps not .. the noise whenever you cook would be so bloody annoying .. lmao



Something totally different for me tonight ... never tried it before ... rare steak and chips .. honest

Yep I agree ... just a very quick google here ...

Bisexuality is a sexual behavior or an orientation involving physical or romantic attraction to both males and females.

How can I be vocal when you gag me? lots of quiet mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm's I agree ..

Really I need to experience the scenario first hand to form a view ... send someone round please.

Barefoot is a bit silly and dangerous .. how many times have you dropped coco pops and cornflakes on the floor and not immediately cleared the mess up ... ouch so painful if one stepped on those.

I would be, and have been, flattered but always I find out that they are just after my savings in the bank, £2.89, and the lil pink piggy piggy bank (lol that was a mouthful) that I keep next to my bed next to the pink bedside lamp. Always the bloody same .. sighs

omg yes ... the neighbours in the next road come and knock on my door to complain ...

The sufferance of martyrdom only a true gentleman would offer to endure! My lady.




What a load of tosh ... I will say however that if you cant cope with the demand give me a shout ... all in the line of duty and research for the Lushies ... lol

Who actually cares ... lol

omfg ... for a laugh I know but really ... well I prefer the sort of oval shaped ones with big ... oh crap never mind the kettle has just boiled.

aw ... but you are a friend .. no information is too much surely ...

I need to amend my post further up since some nights have been a bit cold recently so some lovely pink wooly socks that come up to my knees and a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (well thats crap .. small actually) willy warmer.

Edit - the warmer is the same colour as the socks by the way.

Really great athletes.

Mexico.

Damn ... you only knew since I told you I keep my wallet in my panties...

Or maybe like this...



http://upload.lushstories.com/1951745246-images.jpg


I thought I was the only one still buying extra large Y fronts .. good to know.

Pass

Nope ... beer instead though ...

hhmmmm ... actually I do wear an outfit for cleaning ... its a one peice boiler suit .. keeps all my clothes clean including panties (which me and others wear but some people I believe dont) and damn I look so sexy in it ...want a pic?

So let me get this straight ... doing the dirty to me means either the washing (sorry laundry) or the washing-up (sorry 'the dishes'). Is the fantasy that you have wanting me doing those chores?. If so, GET STUFFED!!!!!!!!, I have my own to do .. nobody bloody helps me with mine!!!

I never knew that!!! um zero .. zip .. nil .. nothing .. sweet fa .. they dont make Hello Kitty's for men .. sobs

Steak and chips ...

England

The Masturbates Song .. masturbates (Bill Connolly)