Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic What did you have for breakfast?
Posted 31 Jul 2014 08:35

I was a good boy again .. porridge with extra raisins and currants and a lil pure mild honey ... 90 minutes later a bag of cheese and onion crisps lol.

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 31 Jul 2014 08:33

SJ, where were you earlier when the ladies were ganging up on me?

Now you're here, I'll reclaim the title as my very own, to cherish, polish and ... hand on to the next poster

I know they do that and get really *mean* and start calling you *horrible* names and its why I dont come in here much anymore ... crybaby

It could be worse Bobbie isnt here at the moment lol.

Just threaten them with someone they will dread .. um like closing down all the shoe and handbag shops, taking the washing machine and cooker away from their kitchens .. you get the drift.

Embarassed ......... :-" :-"

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Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 31 Jul 2014 07:40

Get back in the chat rooms Billy .. what do you think you are doing here!

Read it ... says ... drum roll .. Ta da .. the one and only .. the sexiest ... meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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edit - for goodness sake .. a bloody piece of meat can type quicker than me! (gonna have to start using the sneaky W again I think lol).

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 31 Jul 2014 06:56

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-box-coin-227818.gif

http://www.boxwapper.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/funny-cats-and-dogs-gif-dzabqwr2.gif

http://petfriendlysites.com/petfriendlysites/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tumblr_mfirg0Y9F01rjcfxro1_400.gif

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 31 Jul 2014 06:47

http://i.imgur.com/P3mc6FW.gif

http://gifshost.com/112010/1289497437_squirrel-jump-fail.gif

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Funny-cat-gif.gif

Some of these funny animal gifs just crease me up.

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 31 Jul 2014 06:40

http://24.media.tumblr.com/36fa536f738fcb5a8ff76288007e39c7/tumblr_mg2pxp4drh1s2pi0fo1_250.gif

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 31 Jul 2014 05:31

Chicken salad.

Topic My last orgasm was...
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:48

Amazing! the best sex I've ever had!... next I'll try it with my other hand

Lfunny Lfunny

And yes ok I can relate to this.

*makes note in diary .. 1st September use the left*

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 31 Jul 2014 01:54

wonder just how small he is to be able to push just one cube out:-"

sorry skunky, didn't mean to post pic of youevil4


http://upload.lushstories.com/1059612849-arousing-game-of-jenga.gif

You just know G that if that was me the entire tower would have collapsed .... :-"

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 31 Jul 2014 01:22

It must be my turn surely ...

Read it

coffee

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Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 30 Jul 2014 23:54

Go play this!!

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst39113_Free-Raffle--Gold-Membership-Prize.aspx

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 30 Jul 2014 11:17

I did warn him not to mess with me ...

http://i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif

Topic Notepad
Posted 30 Jul 2014 10:27

I recently tried to look at my notepad on a few of my friends. They notepad did not pop up. I have kept lots of tidbits of info over the years on there. Was wondering if it is just down or is it not going to work going forward. Would hate to lose all my notes.

Im going to be completely honest with .. I learnt something reading this .. tidbits .. I have always said and assumed the expression was titbits .. omg.

Embarassed Embarassed

Topic Casper.
Posted 30 Jul 2014 10:23

I dont get Casper anymore when I am invisible. Could this be attributed to the changes to headers etc. earlier this week or have I completely lost the plot (more than likely).

I love Casper .. I miss him terribly ... crybaby crybaby



Anyone else have this issue please?

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 30 Jul 2014 01:24

Great idea Chatty and of course extremely generous of you. Hopefully you will still have enough money left after this to buy some decent pants!! Embarassed

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 30 Jul 2014 00:57

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/05/penguin-slap.gif

Topic Free Raffle - Gold Membership Prize
Posted 30 Jul 2014 00:41

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m2IAQif-oaw/UA6wZQeiZfI/AAAAAAAAQvI/WG68iPjwnUA/s1600/funny-animal-gifs-004-07-silly-turtle.gif

Topic unable to go in to a private chatroom
Posted 30 Jul 2014 00:16

Ive just had another report of the same issue (truetoyou). He uses a laptop on Windows 8 and Google Chrome. This was when a friend created the room.

He subsequently created his own secure room entered the password and got in. However the structure of the room was messed up in that the tool bars and chat box etc were at the top of the page and not the bottom. He could not actually enter the room as such.

Topic would you like to try telephone sex
Posted 29 Jul 2014 00:43

I’ve done this once. I had been chatting with her on here for hours and hours one Saturday and some of the chat was if you like naughty/suggestive/cheeky and it got quite late and she actually suggested, after we couldn’t get some voice chat software to work, a landline call. I think we were on the phone close to 2 hours and we both thoroughly enjoyed ourselves (good choice of words there I think).

Better still she called so it didn’t cost me a penny! (lol don’t start .. she had a weekend free call package!).


And woah a serious post for a change!

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Jul 2014 23:23

At the request of orangelove the gold membership has now been gifted to Racy (TheSensualLady). Racy it may take up to 24 hours for the badge and emblem to appear on your profile/avatar. Well done .. I dont even want to think about how many hours you put into the thread/competition.

Topic would you like to try telephone sex
Posted 28 Jul 2014 13:59

Care in the community is not working John, I think I need to come round and up your dosage

They dont look after skunks .. sighs .. crybaby

Topic would you like to try telephone sex
Posted 28 Jul 2014 13:53

The phones these days are just too small and compact. Now with the old ones that were corded and had the fairly large circular ear and mouth pieces you could screw those off and .. wait .. sorry I think I have the thread out of context .. my apologies.

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Jul 2014 13:39



Hi you sexy, irresistable, handsome, charming, intelligent, witty, super fit, slim, wealthy and well hunk of a man. I am still top of meanie list then?, if not I will make sure I am

Maybe ..

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Ahem .. THREAD NOW CLOSED AND LOCKED NO FURTHER POSTS PLEASE .. THANK YOU Embarassed

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Jul 2014 12:59

Trust you to kick up a stink John!

Waves hello LL .. never! you know me better than that .. Embarassed .. its others and in particular that Bobbie that are just so *means* to me!

Embarassed

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Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Jul 2014 11:31



Skunky Pongo would you like to step outside and discuss your disrespectful comments ?

Well if that will be an enjoyable experience then yes please ... Embarassed .. if however its this ..

boxing

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which I suspect is more likely then no thanks!!

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Jul 2014 08:45

Well done girls, no complaints here, well played.


So SJ, why not just repeat the game, only this time the girls have to spell the numbers in full , IE; nine hundred and ninety eight. laughing6

Woah .. thats a super idea .. we would win definately since some of them cant spell for toffees and we would ignore those ones!!

Topic The ladies against the gentlemen.
Posted 28 Jul 2014 07:12

Admit it, you like women on top !

Embarassed Well ok yes but when it comes to a competition I prefer them underneath lol (I was going to say behind but that would have just come across all wrong I think).


Edit - and by the way I am still waiting to hear from Orangelove about the prize. Since I changed it from gold membership to a night out with me apparently nobody is interested .. Lfunny

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 28 Jul 2014 04:14

Love that!!

Im a very modest man but hell thats so true!!.


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Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 28 Jul 2014 03:52

Ricky?? dontknow dontknow

Oh well it beats Stinky/Smelly/Peepee/Pongo I suppose.

edit - lol scrub the above since you have now edited!!

coffee