Forum posts made by simplyjohn

Topic Things you should never say to your boss
Posted 20 Apr 2014 02:35

lol .. how I got away with this I dont know ..

You have no management or people skills whatsoever and you are not suitable in any shape or form for the role you have.

Well I have always been an honest person Embarassed

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 19 Apr 2014 10:10

Listening to my ClassicFM box set .. just played Ravels Bolero .. nearly 15 minutes .. really good.

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 10:05



Cringes, how crass Rod...just sayin

At above no you may not I licked it its mine now

Did you read my post correctly? I said steak not .. oh never mind.


Above .. good afternoon .. tea? yes? me too .. milk and one sugar please.

Topic What you going to wear to bed tonight?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 09:19

KK's Hello Kitty pj's since I am taking those in lieu of a damn good piece of steak that she pinched!

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 09:11

You will be on my plate and well done if you are not careful young lady .. how dare you! So I have no dinner now for tonight .. huge pout!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 08:50

Can I have my steak back please? I want one for dinner tonight.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 08:44

Steak tonight .. had BBQ rack of ribs last night .. wait KK has my steak!!

Topic who is that one person on lush, you think about, while masturbating ?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 06:14

Embarassed .. wont say .. shall not .. dont twist my arm .. dont touch my steak!

Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 04:01

Great decision but a tough one I am sure.

Topic Your today's thought or message
Posted 18 Apr 2014 00:00

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b6bf632f53291a0462101c377211f576/tumblr_inline_mzzogm5Ku61rup8k6.gif

Topic Roses are Red
Posted 17 Apr 2014 23:54

Roses are red
Easter is here
Get outta that bed
And find yourself some cheer

Four days off work
The weather isn’t bad
What ever you do
Please don’t be sad

Have a BBQ
Or drive down the coast
Or stay at home
And have a Sunday roast

Spend time with loved ones
Make the long weekend special
Indulge in sex if you can
Just remember to be gentle

Embarassed

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 17 Apr 2014 09:02

Lol .. looks like I am the only Lush member who eats dinner .. um roast chicken, stuffing balls, baked beans and chips .. :d .. Oh may be coleslaw too :d

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 15 Apr 2014 23:38

Taking my 2 boys and the youngests girlfriend for an indian .. yummy .. oh wait I have to pay the bill :(.

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 14 Apr 2014 13:52

Dinner?

Topic Age,does it matter?
Posted 14 Apr 2014 10:01

I am 54 next month (quick sell .. 10th!! ok .. all presents accepted) so I would go 33% of my age either way ..

Seriously if both partners are comfortable with it, and I think that word summarises/encompasses many things, then why the hell should it.

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 14 Apr 2014 09:42

Look lol .. even if your real name is Meryl surely you dont want to private with youself?!

Beer and peanuts :)

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 13 Apr 2014 23:52

Nope .. I refuse .. what ya gonna do? cut my pay? .. I dont get any!! cut my food rations? .. you dont feed me!!

Pft!

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 13 Apr 2014 23:48

I am always nice to you!! I am just declining to massage your feet thats all.

Now Im hungry .. make me a bacon sandwich and another tea please Embarassed.

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 13 Apr 2014 23:43

There is no way in this world I am going within a foot of your feet .. sorry.

Chat yes .. YOU can massage my neck and shoulders!

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 13 Apr 2014 23:39

Tea and biscuits and good conversation yes.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 13 Apr 2014 10:56

Steak and Embarassed

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 13 Apr 2014 09:57

Um I have half a bag of salted peanuts left Embarassed .. you bring more beer .. hick .. that last lot has gone .. and lets chat :)

lol looking at my avatar skunky does look a lil drunk! (ke).

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 13 Apr 2014 09:21

I am sure we could discuss something of mutual interest .. you bring 12 tins of beer and I will bring a small bag of salted peanuts. And no I don't squeak when I walk!.

Topic Check a site for Heartbleed vulnerability.
Posted 12 Apr 2014 07:22



Do you trust that site? If your site is vulnerable to the Heartbleed bug could this check just alert that fact to a potential attacker?

Update your certificates and patch up OpenSSL . You should be fine after that.



What! Birth .. erm Marriage is that or what?

dontknow

Thats like GavSpeak isnt it?

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Apr 2014 08:20

I love skunks badge? .. A badge for having say 30 badges ('Badge Fanatic' or 'Badge Freak' maybe?)

.. being silly ignore me lol.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 09 Apr 2014 10:12

Thanks John, I meant new memberships, not existing ones. ^^^^^^^^^^.

Sorry in hindsight I should have reaslised that.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 09 Apr 2014 08:01

I've always wondered why non gold members get almost as much from the site as gold members. In my opinion, there's no incentive to pay for gold because non gold are getting almost the same privileges.

Maybe a couple of the most popular social features could be available for only gold or silver. Features that aren't going to encourage a reader to go elsewhere.

Invisibility Take that ability away from non paying members. I've only got to look at my friends list to see hardly anyone is ever visible and I rarely see the name of anyone sitting at the bottom of the forums. Taking a guess, I think that would be fairly popular.

No storage space for uploading pictures,
No private photo albums or videos,
No image or video gallery
Not being able to hide the last visit to the site. (perhaps no posting on friends walls) for 'ordinary' members. This option has an extra advantage of taking some of the weight off the servers. Perhaps just one of these options would encourage people to go gold or silver.

It's not taking much away from them, but they're still features I think members would pay to have. Readers can still read, writers can still write and upload their stories here for free but if you want extras, you have to buy gold or silver. Even just to be able to be invisible on the site would encourage some readers to buy gold or silver.


As much as I would like to see, as many would, more members give back in the form of either silver or gold membership I don't think taking away features that have effectively always been free is the right way to go .. it would simply (I must stop using that word) be unfair. All of the things you get on either membership are extra's but perhaps those extra's aren't enough to encourage many of the circa 250k members to hand over their cash. If the site owner is interested in trying to generate more revenue through these memberships then I think it's a case of throwing more goodies into the pot.

I was going to suggest as another extra, in the chat rooms given I use them a little bit, free biscuits and tea/coffee within reason but I've been there and done that and quite honestly they just don't taste the same.

Just my 2 pence :).

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 08 Apr 2014 23:45

Just thinking that the Lush Gold option, I think since some page redesigns and in particular the Home Page, isnt at all prominant and Silver isnt to be seen anywhere (only in the Lush Gold page). Just thinking sales and site revenue here.

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 06 Apr 2014 08:54

I just looked in the mirror and wow! This just must be mine!