Hi! I'm Dani. I'm pretty down to earth, out-going, and penguins make me happy (random, I know). I love all forms of contemporary and modern art and the color green. I'm a self-proclaimed marine biology geek (betcha didn't know we existed, did ya?)! Reality TV makes me itch, which means unless it's the discovery channel, travel channel, animal planet, HGTV, Food Network and Nickelodeon (don't judge me), I don't have much patience for television. I also enjoy porn. Just about any type, except the extreme/abnormal stuff. My favorite kind is gay porn. Don't know why. Something about 2 dudes going at it, I guess. I enjoy hopping on trains, buses, and subways without really caring where I end up. I think tan-lines are sexy. I'm ADDICTED to sugar, which I'm sure is gonna shave off 10 years of my life (but at least I'll die happy). I'm not really into cyber, so please refrain from asking. I also realize my username is "slipperywhenwet2012" which often leads to the misconception that I'm in a constant state of wetness...sorry to disappoint ya folks, but I'm not. Besides, I don't think that's even sanitary. I LOVE the chatrooms, so if I'm signed in chances are you'll catch me in a room. I've also come to enjoy the forums, so you'll always catch me nosing around in those and tossing in my 2 cents. Wanna know more? Don't be shy...go ahead and ask me. PLEASE NO Private chat or cyber chat requests. And ABSOLUTELY NO friend requests unless we've had an actual conversation. Or at the very least include a message in your friend request
Life's a beach and then you dive.
i think this is a job for.. THE MASKED PENGUIN WRANGLER! Masked?
somebodies jealous! Penguin on a leash?!?! That is cruel and unusual!!
see? Andrew gets it. :) for that, i bestow the title of Sir Kitty of Ginger upon you. it even comes with a plot of land right next to a very lovely swamp. I think Andrew should get a refund.
I've always wondered how being bisexual was supposed to work with being monogamous. We found it works as a threesome or with her watching. My ex would never have understood. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with monogamy. This is why people have the common misconception that bisexuality is your free pass to fuck any and everything you want. That is totally not the case. Sure, if you're in an open relationship, sleeping around would be fine. But being bisexual isn't just about the sex. The definition of monogamy is to stay committed to ONE individual. The sex of that individual is not the deciding factor. Bisexual people stay monogamous the same way heterosexual or homosexuals do. If you bring other people into your bedroom, then you are no longer monogamous. If you sleep with other people to satisfy a need, you are no longer monogamous. No matter how you spin it. No matter how much your partner approves it or allows it. No matter if they watch or participate. The moment a relationship is open to another, then it is no longer monogamous. Bisexuality is not synonymous to fucking around. It just means you're attracted to both sexes, be it emotional, physical, or both. But it does not mean that you have to fuck both sexes simultaneously in order to be happy. Being bisexual and monogamous just means you've found someone you're attracted to, regardless of what is or isn't dangling between their legs, and you've decided to stay committed to them and only them. That's how monogamy works. Being bisexual doesn't redefine or change the rules of monogamy.
Off is the general direction in which I'd like you to fuck.
Why'd we skip J? J uggle bowling pins while your partner is going down on you.
funniest thing i've heard all day. :) You DARE question my virginity?!?! http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/virginity-protection.jpg
ahem. it wasn't a request. I'm a virgin, but I'm not coming anywhere near your altar.
Well lately she's been requesting virgins for her royal altar or some such nonsense. That may or may not have something to do with it. You never can tell with this one.
"Well, that's it Ms. Boyd. Welcome aboard, and if you need anything, my office is always open!" said Dr. Greene, my professor-turned-research-director. I had just completed orientation followed by an announcement that I was to be head researcher of the aquatics team in the biology department of my university, headed by Dr. Greene. I had worked so hard for the past 3 and a half years, and...
Added 06 Jun 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 4,112 | 12 Comments
"I am definitely gonna fuck that man before the semester's out" was my final thought before surrendering to another earth shattering orgasm. And that's the thought that repeated itself in my mind several times every single day since the night I pleasured myself in the bathtub with Dr. Greene as the object of my fantasy. I knew once my mind was made up, there was no turning back. Dr....
Added 08 Jun 2012 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 4,467 | 12 Comments
"Hey honey!" A slight pause. "Sorry sweetheart. A student was having some car trouble. I was just giving him a ride home." I giggled softly to myself at his use of the word "him". Being his dirty little secret was going to be fun. And oh, what fun it was. The semester was nearing an end, and it had been nearly 2 months since I sucked my professor's cock. And those 2 months since...
Added 18 Jun 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,359 | 7 Comments
On my drive home my phone went off, signaling a text message. Stopping at a red light, I read it. "Danielle," it said, "I've booked us a hotel for next weekend. It's 2 hours away. I'll drive. We won't be disturbed." It was all I could do to focus on the road. If I hadn't been familiar with the road, I'm sure I would have gotten into a wreck. When I got home, I re-read the text a...
Added 01 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.43 | Views 2,882 | 3 Comments
That 2nd chapter made me cum 7 times. Those words popping up across the screen was enough to send me into a frenzy, a damp patch gathering in the crotch of my panties. I squeezed my legs together, trying to concentrate on the 3rd chapter of my story, but all thoughts returned to you. You and that firey red hair.... You with those glorious, creamy breasts bursting out of that staunch...
Added 09 Jun 2012 | Category Lesbian | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 4,232 | 8 Comments
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