I'm year of the Rooster. Though, I don't think it describes me very well.

Intelligent and ambitious.

Water is my worst fear. I'm absolutely terrified of it. When I'm on an aeroplane it gets so bad that reason gets thrown out of the window. I begin to panic that the plane will crash down into the ocean below and I'll drown to death. In my mind I even begin to make up plans on how I'll try to survive if the plane does crash.

Despite this, I can actually swim pretty well. Which probably makes my fear a bit odd.

My results were: Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

That sounds just about right.

I prefer cock because the word dick just makes me giggle. But in a story I'm really not pushed either way.

Kiss.

Romantic Night or 'let's just get straight at it'?