Hey Pockey Way....Neville Brothers

Everyone's so provincial...this one's easy....

Just fuck her mom first...then she'll be so pissed at you, she won't mind when you fuck her sister....

I couldn't resist posting this... because the visuals totally made me laugh. Still, for a man of his age to be having sex "a couple of times a week"? LOL For sure this is a man that is destined to die while fucking. No question about it.

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"I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I'm going to be making love," Hefner continued. "I would say at 84 it helps. It's God's little helper."

In her new memoir Kendra Wilkinson chronicles her first time with Hef, in a Playboy mansion orgy:

"One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef's room... It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn't it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him... for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn... it was very weird. I wasn't thinking about how much older Hef was--all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there."

Another ex-Bunny, Jill Ann Spaulding, described the Hef orgy a few years ago:

"Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, 'fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!' There's a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his penis. She's the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She's around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She's been there for three years now... When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him , then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care."





If he's been fucking all those girls in orgies for 84 years and never wears a condom, I wouldn't let him fuck me with out one...and I DEFINITELY wouldn't marry him.

He' a little creepy....

I like the older men on LUSH better anyway...lol

It's a thousand pages give or take a few....I'll be writing more in a week or two.
If you must return it you can send it here...but I need a job and I want to be a...

Paperback Writer....


(and who's Ed Sullivan?).....jk....

i don't really have a set rule about it...if it feels right, and feels good, then i'll probably do it.

I did it first time with some guys, and never with other ones...

there's no time requirement...just a "feeling"

if size didn't matter...we wouldn't talk about it so much.

BUT...my answer is no.

I like guys who make me laugh...Personality and connection first...the other stuff usually takes care of itself. And if he's a wimpy limpy...then no matter how big he is, he won't be with me a second time.

hi sweetie....please don't stop licking me...

lovers lane

NOT FOR NOTHING GUYS...

IF SIZE DIDN'T MATTER, WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH...

It's not ALL that matters...but IT MATTERS.

a big dick with an idiot on the other end, doesn't get it done either.

i would like to see 2 men have sex with each other...but would need to be the object of their attention for the rest of the night once they were done with each other...lol.

definitely wouldn't pay though...