Topic getting a single sister-in-law into bed?
Posted 06 Jan 2011 20:19
Everyone's so provincial...this one's easy....
Just fuck her mom first...then she'll be so pissed at you, she won't mind when you fuck her sister....
Topic Hugh Hefner gets engaged at 84 yrs old. Smart or senile?
Posted 06 Jan 2011 20:16
I couldn't resist posting this... because the visuals totally made me laugh. Still, for a man of his age to be having sex "a couple of times a week"? LOL For sure this is a man that is destined to die while fucking. No question about it. 
News Article ]
"I make love a couple of times a week, and I take the Viagra when I'm going to be making love," Hefner continued. "I would say at 84 it helps. It's God's little helper."
In her new memoir Kendra Wilkinson chronicles her first time with Hef, in a Playboy mansion orgy:
"One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef's room... It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn't it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him... for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn... it was very weird. I wasn't thinking about how much older Hef was--all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there."
Another ex-Bunny, Jill Ann Spaulding, described the Hef orgy a few years ago:
"Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, 'fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!' There's a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his penis. She's the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She's around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She's been there for three years now... When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him , then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care."
If he's been fucking all those girls in orgies for 84 years and never wears a condom, I wouldn't let him fuck me with out one...and I DEFINITELY wouldn't marry him.
He' a little creepy....
I like the older men on LUSH better anyway...lol
Topic What is your favorite Beatles song?
Posted 06 Jan 2011 20:04
It's a thousand pages give or take a few....I'll be writing more in a week or two.
If you must return it you can send it here...but I need a job and I want to be a...
Paperback Writer....
(and who's Ed Sullivan?).....jk....
Topic In Which Date Do You Put Out?
Posted 25 Jul 2010 20:46
i don't really have a set rule about it...if it feels right, and feels good, then i'll probably do it.
I did it first time with some guys, and never with other ones...
there's no time requirement...just a "feeling"
Topic Would you have sex with a guy
Posted 27 Jun 2010 16:25
if size didn't matter...we wouldn't talk about it so much.
BUT...my answer is no.
I like guys who make me laugh...Personality and connection first...the other stuff usually takes care of itself. And if he's a wimpy limpy...then no matter how big he is, he won't be with me a second time.
Topic Does the length really matter?
Posted 06 Mar 2010 10:17
NOT FOR NOTHING GUYS...
IF SIZE DIDN'T MATTER, WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH...
It's not ALL that matters...but IT MATTERS.
a big dick with an idiot on the other end, doesn't get it done either.
Topic What would you pay for?
Posted 06 Mar 2010 10:13
i would like to see 2 men have sex with each other...but would need to be the object of their attention for the rest of the night once they were done with each other...lol.
definitely wouldn't pay though...
Topic A woman's perspective on cross dressing
Posted 01 Dec 2009 20:47
i am tiny, so i usually end up being dominated by the men i'm with. Every now and then though, it's fun for me to be the dominant one, and i make them dress up like girls for me and put on panties and bras and make-up...it's more of a fantasy than something that really turns me on. But it is a fun diversion every now and then with the right guy. Just my 2 cents...lol.
Topic Any gals with a male masturbation fetish?
Posted 30 Nov 2009 23:08
i TOTALLY love watching men masterbate. it's a total turn on for me. i love watching the cum shoot out of the end and all over my face and titties...then i want him to lick his cum off of my body and start eating me out...mmmmmmmmmm...i LOVE that!!!
Topic Ladies and masturbation
Posted 18 Apr 2009 20:41
I usually do it almost every day...my favorite is in the morning...I have a vibrator that i really like to use, or my fingers, if I'm in a pinch...lol.
I also really get turned on watching guys masterbate...I think that's totally hot...and make my boyfriend do it for me all the time...