Okay time for a change. These are my math skills 300,00 members. 100 people on a good day in chat rooms. I am thinking that there is a story here. Most are writing stories and keeping shit interesting. The rest of you guys and I do say guys are looking to chat about the weather and how did your day go in hopes of finding a black and white box with someone, which you will never have a chance, to jerk off. YOU DO NOT NEED A CHAT ROOM TO JERK OFF. YOU NEED TO HAVE A MAN TO HAND TALK. Whooops did I say that. If you can jerk off to words in black and white try porn sites. Holy fuck you will cum before the clothes come off. Personally, i get a kick out of the young guys whose little weenie hasn't been put in enough places to learn how to fuck. It is a skill dude. So is eating pussy. Now eating pussy takes at least twice the years you are old. That is if you understand what makes a woman happy and not yourself. For the better pare its like riding a bull for you.. An 8 second ride. Shiiiiiii. You need how to ride a woman for 8 hours in which you won't make it because you fell asleep after you busted a nut the first time. This is not real here. You can not have a girl friend here you have never seen. Holy crap dude. Go find the first woman you are sure you will hate and buy her a house because thats what you will do. Folks you CANNOT GET MARRIED IN A LUSH PRIVATE ROOM. WTF planet are you from. Just saying. All I say may not be popular but DILLIGAF.

Interests
Taking long walks off short piers.
I WANT TO SEE TITS and a GOOD SHOT OF THE PLACE IT TOOK ME 9 MONTHS TO GET OUT OF AND SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE TRYING TO GET BACK IN.

Favorite Books
How to open a parachute before I hit the water. How to keep idiots a long way away from me.

Favorite Authors
Any I just read. If i don't like it I throw it away. Jenna B. Fuck Me now

Favorite Movies
Pulp Fiction, Resovoir Dogs, Leaving Las Vegas, A Few Good Men( no 8 second rides). If you thing you will you won't. If you think you won't you will. I know thats not the saying but fucking change your conventional thought and be outstanding. Outstanding to rise above all others at everything you do. If you are not outstanding then STFU

Favorite Music
Play It