Forum posts made by sprite

I find this post hilarious yet interesting! For me, I'm both a folder and a scruncher. If I do #1, I tend to fold neatly and use just enough paper to get the job done BUT (no pun intended!) if I do a #2, I'm a scruncher and tend to use much more than I probably need. I'm not sure about the theories regarding what that says about a person but what the hell do I know?

Now that I think about it, I'm curious about how people replace their toilette paper - with the flap over or under! I can't imagine what THAT says about a person but I know it has been the cause of some serious discussions among couples, lol.

P.S. For the record, toilette paper should be replaced with the flap OVER :P

anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong, but they're aliens (and probably don't own cats). :)

i scrunch. i also do umm... several passovers - typical toilet habits are scrunch, wipe, flush, scrunch wipe, flush, pause, reflect, scrunch, wipe, flush, done, wash hands. - i'm very meticulous about being clean down there... tmi? oh, and yes, i do tend to go through a lot of TP

Ravyn is totally kick ass. she's also an amazing woman and a great friend. oh, and did i mention she's kick ass? that's right! oh, and her profile is too.

Beets me why anyone would do that.

(You're welcome.)

i don't recall anyone actually thanking you for that!

Say what? And what do you mean you're not really an animated cartoon character? You just ruined my day...

for you, i'll be whoever you want me to be, baby. :D

This has been discussed before many times - as has the idea of a "name and shame thread" - the argument tends to boil down to what is acceptable fantasy and what is deception. If someone wants to come on here and pretend to be a porn star who are you to spoil their fun? Fakes are usually easier to spot from the way they act rather than the way they look.

It's not as straightforward as it at first seems. There are many reasons why someone will use a fake and unless you know exactly why, it won't help matters if they're name and shamed. I know exactly how much women especially are pressured to put photos up; putting up fakes just makes life easier for some people. With reserve image searches you can't really hide behind a fake picture for long. We all have to go in with our eyes open as well as our minds.

On the flip side - knowing how hot some of my friends actually are - sometimes I wish their pics WERE fake! Would make life a hell of a lot easier.

i will sometimes put up sexy avatars just for fun, pix that represent me, rather than are me - i will also occasionally slip a real pic in just for fun. often i get comments such as 'is that you? you're hot', and i will answer them honestly. nope, sorry, not really me, but yeah, she is hot, i agree. if no one asks, then i am happy to let them enjoy the fantasy of having 'seen me half naked'. it's not really such a big deal. i have shared actual photos with people i trust here. that's a small handful, so don't go asking. i'm comfortable with that.

generally, though, i tend to be very guarded about my private life. that's just how it is. i really don't want to be at a restaurant and have Alan calling out from across the room "Hey! i know you! You're the chick who sticks ginger root up her ass!" :)

yes, it has been discussed a million times before, and no, we have no interest in putting in the time or effort simply to make sure that people who put up a picture of a porn star instead of their own is 'outed'.

q: how come it took 3 months for my story to be published?

a: we were too busy making sure that no one posted porn stars in their photo gallery to verify it.

this it the internet. everyone here is an adult and can usually figure things out for themselves. it's also an erotica fantasy site - if someone wants to be a porn star let them - i find that the best way to figure out who is real and who is not is getting to know them - if you're just looking for a quick wank, what does it matter in the first place? as you said, it's usually fairly obvious.

btw, i'm not really an animated cartoon character, in case you were wondering.

Trinket, you're missing a few tricks. Why not suggest a carrot, since with all the masturbation going on around Lush, people could probably use a vegetable to stop them going blind (pun intended)? Just a thought.


actually, cucumbers are my go to vegetable for Masturbating

Since Cabo hits around the 9K word mark, she is practically an erotica saint, in my opinion.

lol - yeah, Blondie is about the same, plus, it's ME writing it - it's not quite as polished as Cabo - poor girl. i'll need to send her a case of tequilla when she's done. :)

umm, it's not really the type of thing that is easily disassociated with someone Spritey.



what if i stick something else even more outrageous up there! wait... let me rethink this...

yeh i agree cuz wankin is much more produdtrive


lol - a girl after my own heart :D

There's a rumor she might be translating one of yours next...I think she's stuck on how to explain that whole ginger thing to a Spanish audience...

you know, you admit to sticking ginger up your ass once, and people never let you forget it.

Someone had to do it..... Does anyone else think he's looking kind of old?




yeah, he looks like he's 42 or so. dang. :)

I like to drive down the road singing Disney songs at the top of my lungs in harmony with my brother. :P

i kind of love you for this. i clean the house while singing along to Disney songs on my ipod.

Nice work!

Who did the translation for it? That was good of them.

Latinfoxy - she's a doll. crazy as it is down there, she still makes time to translate stories. :)

Sorry about the type O, Leo's seem to be predominant here, just an observation.

actually, i have type B...

sorry, just having fun now. I actually have the same issue in my personal life - when august comes around i find that it's birthday-rama; i swear, i spend more at amazon during the summer then i do at christmas time.

Leo's LOL


aww... that makes way more sense. btw, hi Leo! i'm a rachel.

what is a Loe?

What if it had been a fourteen year old boy and an eighteen year old girl? Do you think that the parents would have prosecuted? I think that there is a double standard. We've gone over this elsewhere though.

Did this relationship go on before the older girl was eighteen? It wouldn't have been a violation of that particular law if the older girl had been seventeen. Was it legal one day, and a crime the next? From what I understand, the state's attorney offered two years house arrest, and probation, with the crime staying on record. Any decision to wipe the record clean would be left up to a judge, and wouldn't be part of the plea bargain. Maybe she's holding out for a guarantee of a clean slate.

I think that there is probably more here than we're hearing. For one thing, both sides seem awfully interested in talking to the press. It seems to me that the parents of the accused would have had more inclination to stay quiet about it. Maybe the father reacted in a moment of anger because the courts had ruled his daughter could stay in school, as long as she stayed away from the other girl, and the other girl's parents had her kicked out anyway.

Whatever, this is going to change both girls lives. Taking it public didn't help either one of them.

you're probably right - there IS more going on then we are hearing. that said, i'm going on what i read in the OP. thing is, i've fought too hard for equality to be comfortable in people perceiving favoritism in any fashion. equal means equal - the same. i don't want to be treated better, or worse.

as for if it had been a 14 yo boy and a 18 yo girl? they should be treated the same as well - should doesn't mean will be , but they should. period.

YES! Ashleigh is a triple crown winner!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

I think the question was about things you wouldn't do... A couple things on that list seem to be right up your alley.

http://girltomom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/balloon-rapunzel-1024x1024.jpg

I want to say Les Mis. I know its a semi happy ending, but everybody dies!

no happy ending at all - every one dies and Cosette's dad dies ON HER WEDDING DAY. the MISERABLE is RIGHT! every anniversary, she'll be reminded of that.

So sex with an unwashed circumcised cock is ok? And as for shaved pussies they make me feel like a pedophile.

*crosses Jack's name off the list of possible sexual partners. reason: my pussy creeps him out*

ok, seriously. time to get back on track. if you aren't raging, go away.

i hate you all

Hey Spritey! UNICORNS AND SHIT!!


your ass is toast.

http://mcphee.com/shop/product_images/uploaded_images/toast_mattress.jpg

Whispers: You are SO getting your bottom smacked when I get back in here... Cheeky wench.

promises promises - you want to smack my bottom, you better tie me down first - rope's in the second drawer down, next to the riding crops and paddles

ME?!?! Scare off the newbies?!?! Pffffft...

I'll bring the ice cream to your office.

*office closed for... "remodeling" until further notice*