Topic Voyeurism - right or wrong?
Posted 13 Jun 2013 11:36
if you happen to be glancing over from time to time and see them naked and pause for a moment, that's one thing. if you rearranged your furniture so that you can sit in front of the window and stare, that's another. personally, i spend a lot of time half dressed or fully undressed at home. i keep the shades drawn in the front of the house, but i like the light, so the blinds on the side and in the back are usually slated or open, depending on the room. it would take someone purposefully looking in to get a good look. if someone happened to be walking by and caught a glance, i'd be fine with that - if they stopped and stood there and stared, not so much. it's really all about degrees. yes, perhaps they are exhibitionists, but maybe, they just enjoy the freedom of being naked - i think it was the bit about being able to watch them in the bathroom that bothered me a bit - bathroom time is private time in my book.
Topic Paying a compliment to you
Posted 13 Jun 2013 11:26
*turns and follows you down the street* 
*starts a parade right behind you*
Topic Paying a compliment to you
Posted 13 Jun 2013 10:20
"You too!"
*hangs around* :-"
"your smile lights up the world"
*hides behind the watermelon display*
Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GAV!
Posted 13 Jun 2013 07:53
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XJ4M39a8Lek/TFrZaQ_HadI/AAAAAAAABcs/QcxyQOee_nQ/s400/sexy+trooper.JPG
when i heard it was your birthday
i baked you a cake
it was made out of figs
i'd picked by the lake
i had a few leftover
but i but them to use
my poor bottoms burning
from the abuse
just like yours will be
once we've started to spankyou
one for each year
(i'm trying to say thank you)
for just being you
for being the Gav
the best tech jock monkey
that we'll ever have
oh and one more thing mister
don't think i'm a hater
much love, Mr Trooper
(even tho you work for Vader)
Happy birthday, Gav!!
Topic Need a mans point of view, (football and concussions)
Posted 12 Jun 2013 19:39
never played football, but i've had a few concussions, one that really scrambled my brains. as some of the other posters said, he's not seeing the big picture here. if he's had 2 at 16, he really needs to step away - it's not worth it - it's football - i am guessing the odds of him making a career in sports is about .01% - he's going to want to be able to use his brains for something else.
Topic Fifty Shades of Grey
Posted 12 Jun 2013 19:33
Oh how tasty ;) Thank you so much, Sprite! You're a gem.
SweetPenny is another Lush writer who writes wonderful bdsm stories, so i'd suggest checking out her work as well.
http://www.lushstories.com/sweetpenny
Topic Fifty Shades of Grey
Posted 12 Jun 2013 19:27
It did make me want to find serious BDSM novels, though - deep. well written - and they do NOT exist.
gave up.
I can help you there, if if you don't mind the bdsm being between 2 women... oh, and it's free. :)
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/mrs-vandermeers-rules.aspx
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 12 Jun 2013 15:10
buzzkill!!
The getting beat up part, of course. Your post was just a matter of keeping it real. Though I'd say a slightly higher threshold is needed for one to be considered a 'true' gentleman. Say, perhaps, not shooting his load into my hair. I fucking hate that, especially when I ask him not to. No self-respecting descendant of hidalgo is unable to at least get it all on my face, if not in my gaping mouth.
so, you're saying that being a gentleman is all about how good your aim is? i can work with that. a true gentleman only sticks it in my ass when i ask him to, not because he's too drunk to find my pussy.
Topic The Gentleman's Charter
Posted 12 Jun 2013 14:59
any guy who comes home drunk on a friday night and doesn't beat the living shit out of me because i refuse to have anal sex with him qualifies as a true gentleman in my book.
Topic Site Guidelines
Posted 10 Jun 2013 15:21
Hey! I edited that 5 seconds later and unnamed you
i don;t mind - it beats being known for figging! 
Topic Where Do You Put Your Arm?
Posted 10 Jun 2013 12:28
dear Daisy,
i had some comical answers ready for you, but, i'm putting those aside for now, so i can give you the frustratingly real answer; where ever it feels comfortable, and that's going to change from person to person, time to time, and according to where you are, how you are laying, etc...
ok, very unhelpful - i will try to do better...
side to side, facing each other i am usually more comfortable with her arm slipped under my waist, her hand resting between my shoulder blades. that said, that accomadates my particular body shape. sometimes it's nice just to rest my head on her shoulder as she plays with my hair. snuggling, btw, is usually somewhat fluid for me, and side to side goes through various stages and degrees.
Topic Fifty Shades of Grey
Posted 10 Jun 2013 12:02
not exactly a good example of a bdsm relationship. my wife read it. she said it was fairly comical, in fact.
Topic Site Guidelines
Posted 10 Jun 2013 11:49
That's understandable. I mean, I don't necessarily agree with all of the guidelines, but then I don't exactly have to considering it's not my site and I'm not a mod. It's good to know that the rules are occasionally reviewed and open to (appropriate) changes, however. It shows that the mods at least acknowledge the interests of the users and care that their Lush experience is as satisfactory as possible.
our guidelines are always evolving. since you're new, you haven't seen examples of that, but we rewrote the rules regarding supernatural sex not too long ago allowing for a lot of things that people were obviously interested in writing about. not so long ago they were much more restrictive. we really do respond, although it's never as fast as people want - a LOT of discussion goes on about rule changes before we make them, with all the mods giving their input before we finalize our decisions. after that, we simply enforce what has been decided as a team, trying to remain consistent.
as an aside, we respond better (and this is not aimed at you, Emerys, your queries have been great!) if people work with us instead of against us. sometimes we get rather angry PMs or blogs about not being allowed to write certain scenes, etc, and those, quite honestly, hurt people's causes more then help them. i'm much more willing to bring up a subject with the rest of the team if i get a polite note asking about it than i am if i get someone raging at me in PMs. and, as i said, sometimes it takes time - remember, all this stuff takes time from our primary job; getting people's stories posted on the front page as fast as possible and making sure they are of the highest quality.
Topic Site Guidelines
Posted 10 Jun 2013 11:33
PS: not sure why suction cups woudn't be ok in your example of being who is half man, half tentacle thingy. just make sure he has human like sentience and genitalia. :)
PSS: when we say fantasy creature, we are refering to sentient creatures, ie, dragons, fairies, centaurs, etc, unicorns are still a no-no, since they are really just horses with horns.
Topic Site Guidelines
Posted 10 Jun 2013 11:29
The guidelines state "A supernatural story featuring sex with plant tentacles or fantasy creatures would be ok", so I'm trying to determine what the cut-off is. I mean, how can you make a fantasy creature with tentacles completely humanoid? Another user suggested foregoing the suction cups, so if I were to create a character whose upper body was that of a human's and lower body had tentacles without the suction cups, that would be okay?
*blushes* ok, apparently i'm the expert on tentacle sex, according to OWA, so here is my stance on it, and it's possibly in contradiction to all our other guidelines but, as she said, tentacle sex issues will probably be passed on to me.
obviously (or not) we do not allow sex with actual creatures, such as squid or octopi (insert joke for Clum about octopi having 3.14 tentacles).
that all said, a tentacle is not a sexual organ, so, if your were-creature/alien is sentient and has tentacles and uses them for sex, it's good - of course, we are going to insist that he is humanoid to a degree - in other words, he can't resemble an actual sea creature. obviously made up looking aliens, however, are welcome, as long as it's clear they are sentient beings and not animals.
as for plants; there are no real world laws restricting sex with plants, so supernatural plant sex stories are allowed. as always, feel free to PM me directly for clarification. Also, i would suggest doing it sooner rather than later, since i am constantly on the verge of being fired and posts like this certainly don't help my cause much. 
Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Jun 2013 10:59
If you've been a Mod on other forums, like you claim. Then you MUST know the half of the crap that comes floating through the "Report Here" is exactly that. Whining.
"He/She said something that hurt my feeeeeeelings!" or "I don't like the word 'retard' and I want it to stop! Instantly!"
I'm sorry... But in my definition, that's whining. 
i am reporting this, FYI 
Topic Fucking my neighbor
Posted 09 Jun 2013 22:13
this isn't the same woman as the friend's niece, is it? seems awful how half naked horny women keep throwing themselves at you.
Topic How do you pronounce it?
Posted 09 Jun 2013 09:47
Unless you're dyslexic, then it's pronounced fig ;)
i like the way you think! 