Forum posts made by sprite

The difference? Well, in one scenario, you stick your dingdong in her coochi snorcher and in the other, you stick it in her poop shute. In either case, you both get fucked :-"

*shakes fist* you stole my answer, Belle! :)

I've seen that in porn before and always was wondering if it would be easier to go down on a glow in the dark pussy. Especially when the lights are off.

mine flashes on and off like christmas lights, same colors, too - blue, green, red, yellow. :)

i think that's a veiled reference to people who post, as their avatars, pictures of porn stars, cats, disney characters, desserts, hawaii, etc?

Oh definitely the abusive guy. Who needs manners and chivalry when you can go out with a douchey & disrespectful wad of fuck?? I mean no self-respecting woman would ever put up with a guy that showed her the utmost respect. That's why it's called SELF-respect...we have enough for ourselves so other guys don't need to bother respecting us.

And as far as my best experience on a date? Well we went to McDonald's, and he got me the best meal the Dollar Menu could offer...and then he forgot his wallet, so I had to pay. After we got in MY car, he looked over at me and said, "You're cute. Let's fuck." And I was like, "Cool. Your place or mine?" He said my place because he lived with his mom, who locks him out if he stays out past his 10:00 pm curfew...so he ended up sleeping over because he knew she wouldn't let him in. And then we both got to my place, and stripped naked. He saw my boobies, so he came a little in his undies. But I have to give it to him, he was trying really hard not to, I saw it in his face. So then we finally got down to it...best 15.3 seconds of my life...well his life. One and a half pumps and he was done. He rolled over on his side, farted, and sucked his thumb...and about 5 seconds later I heard snoring. It was the cutest thing ever. The following morning (since he had to sleep over because mom locked him out) I woke him up with a BJ. And he said the sweetest words I've ever heard: "I'd return the favor baby, but I just don't do that." Of course it was just fine with me. I cooked him breakfast. It was intended for the both of us, but his appetite was ravenous after our rigorous lovemaking the previous night, so he didn't bother to leave any for me, which was so thoughtful because I was trying to lose weight. After that he asked me for my wi-fi password because he ran out of data on his cell phone. And he played on his phone for a while, totally ignoring me...and then I gave him a ride home. I thought everything was magical, but he never called back. But I call him every single day and send him text messages, but for some reason he hasn't received any of them. I assume this because he never responds. But I just know he's the one for me, so I'll let fate handle the rest. BEST. DATE. EVER!

BEST. POST. EVER. :)

Would you like to go out on a date with good guy, who opens door for you and do other nice things to make you feel special.
Or you prefer bad guys with "i dont give a F**k" attitude and kind of a abusive behavior.

Also tell us your best experience on date, and AFTER IT... ;)

why would i ever want to go out with anyone abusive? no thank you - easy question to answer if that's the only thing you have to go on.

I'm not so sure about that. I have heard many women comment on how they have snuck into the men's room at a concert or something and were amazed how clean the men's room actually was.

shush, you. *has you kidnapped, thrown in a van, and driven to New Mexico and left outside a McDonalds*

From what I gathered, she's upset with her sorors because she's not getting any dick.

or pussy.

yes would love to be able to dress in something really short and see how people react and to see what the inside of a girls loo really looks like lol

it's like the guys' loo. only clean. :)

Hell yeah I would, as much as I enjoy watching women masturbate! I would play with my pussy all day long!

trust me, you wouldn't want to do it ALL day long. :)

i'd be happy to list mine here. :)

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Thanx for being so nice Sprite. I feared that I was going to be bombarded with insult because of my unsophisticated post. :) I understand the safe word concept (was explained to me recently). So thats cool however some profiles say I can only talk to you if I have permission. Or, I can only cyber with you if I have permission. Or, I can't cyber at all because I'm not allowed. Doesn't sound like they have or want any control at all. And then you see pics of BDSM/Dom or porn of the same. My gawd...I call it 'rape by permission'. It's so violent. The lingering feeling, to me, is the sub is an object with three fuck holes that are all going to be abused. Maybe there is much more to it than that but you lost me already.

*hugs* there's really no need to be rude here - most people are genuinely curious and it IS something that is misunderstood a lot. :)

every couple has different sets of rules - honestly, there's a lot more to them than black or white at times. often, the sub requests some of those things you see in profiles; personally, i was a sub here, with a Mistress, and her rule not to cyber with anyone else was my out: when people would bug me to cyber, i could simply tell them "My Mistress doesn't allow me to." the truth is, i had ZERO interest in doing it, but telling them that usually led to them trying to convince me otherwise. this way, i had a hard and fast rule that i could throw up. end of conversation. No. don't ask again.

personally, the bit about not being able to add friends, chat with friends, etc, isn't my thing, and i would balk at any restriction to do so. that's just me, of course, and i'm a bit too social - once again, tho, this is often at the subs request - she's shy, she isn't interested in that kind of thing, etc - oh, and yes, there are some BDSM relationships, like any others, that might not be ideal. where the Dom really is a controlling jerk or it's unhealthy, certainly not saying there aren't.

as for the porn, you have to remember that most of it is entertainment - the girls talk about what's going to happen before hand, give their consent, are probably into it, or enough so that it's not an issue for them, and afterward collect a healthy paycheck. personally, some of the rougher stuff, i won't watch. it's disturbing to me as well! that said, in my personal life, i've done some things like that before. i've been flogged (and, afterwards, taken care of very gently), been tied down, been bitten, scratched, used very roughly, and i enjoy it - it's been by someone i love and trust and, honestly, it bothers her more than it does me, enough so that i know she'll never go past my limits. to an outsider, a few of our sessions would look like abuse. from inside, it's incredibly beautiful and tender in it's own way - that's how it feels to us, at least.

btw, this is a topic i feel strongly about and i think i have a lot of insight, so i'm always open to questions or comments or what have you. when i first got involved in bdsm, i didn't get it either, really - which led to a very abusive relationship that i had been convinced was the norm. now, i know better, and am in two very "rational" bdsm relationships, one here on line (first as a sub, now as a Mistress), and one with my real time wife who i've been with for 5 years now. :)

I had a guy piss on me while I was tied up in the woods. It was disgusting. After he let me up I jumped in the lake. I could swim faster than him. After we were far enough out I swam back to shore and jumped in the car and took off. When I was far enough away I stopped and got dressed. I had his clothes in the car with me. I told him not to do it or he would pay. I guess he didn't believe me when I was staked out.

non consensual pissing (or anything else) is not cool. *hugs*

.mostly because I don't understand the mentality of so-called subs that would allow themselves to be controlled so completely by another.

:) this caught my eye. from an insider's pov, and i know this is fairly impossible to see from the outside, but as in insider, you'd be surprised at how much control the sub actually has - as a matter of fact, a lot of women are drawn to such relationships because of the need to have control. the sub helps set the limits of what occurs, how she is to be treated and, ultimatly, she is the one being catered too - it's her needs that the Domme caters to. she also has the ultimate power of putting a stop to whatever is happening with a single safe word. honestly, i, as a sub, can be incredibly controlling, even if it appears that i've given up control - the fact that it is MY CHOICE to relinquish control is very important. also, the fact that i have the power to take it back if i wish at any point in time.

Ladies!

that was a serious question. :) quite frankly, i have participated in watersports on more than one occasion. it's dirty, it's sexy, it's intimate, and it really doesn't taste as bad as people think ;)

her current avatar makes me go squee :D

Poppet makes me smile, simply because she's so totally in love. oh, and she's a sweet heart, too. :)

In light of other replies, I think I should qualify what I said in my original reply. I wasn't suggesting that I make value judgments from one friend to another. I love all my friends.

I think my situation is a bit unusual because so many of my friends since college have been lovers to one extent or another.

I suppose I was also drawing attention to a certain semantic anomaly in the question. That was probably my inner geek. I was in a weird mood last night.



too late, Danielle, we've already judged you - let us bask for a moment in our superiority, until you come along with your awesomeness again and steal the show. *giggles and hugs*

I'm driving my girlfriend to smoke weed constantly to put up with me.

i heard she'd already moved on to the hard stuff :)

Wait, so you don't do some of those things now?

i only harass girls when i'm sober.

"i wonder if i turned the oven off. oh, i should have cleaned the catbox too. have to make sure i do it later."

i got confused after this part...

Righty-ho young Sonny Jim old fella-me-lad matey-skip me old pal from the briny, let's see what we have here... after that, it all went south very quickly and my android went on a killing spree.

Guilty

Have you ever caught your partner masturbating and joined them?

guilty

have you ever had pity sex, and told them afterwards that was all it was?

i refuse to choose. i have several besties, and i love them all equally. my wife is my soul mate, but amongst my friends, i don't have any sort of rating in place - if anyone were to make me commit to something like that, it would be purely for their own ego and insecurity. i certainly would never expect the same.

Of course i'm interested in all the dirty little details, it's what gets me most excited about being with a woman someday ;)

& thanks :)

lol - i replied, in general, to your other thread. i'd actually suggest, for the details, that you read some of the lesbian erotica here, the stuff that's actually written by the girls with experience. it goes from very sweet, to very dirty and every where in between. :)

i'm not really sure how to answer this. i was... what's the minimum age here again? oh, right, 16, when i was with a girl for the first time. it was fun, quite honestly. it was sweet, more affectionate than the guys i'd been with, and it wasn't just get down to it, do it, ok, later, babe. not that all guys are like that, but if you're just hooking up for sex, that's not abnormal. her name was Val. there's something a lot more intimate if you're with a girl, since usually your have your face in their most intimate parts and i found that sex doesn't stop after you've had an orgasm. depends on the girl(s) of course, but i find that foreplay is usually after play as well, a lot of the times. kissing, touching... not sure if this is what you're looking for - hope it helps a little? i'm 30. i'm bi, i've been with both men and women, and i LIKE sex with guys, it's fun, it satisfies me, but sex (for me) with a woman i have a connection with always seems a lot deeper, a lot more fulfilling, and there's usually a lot more laughing and fun involved, it can be very playful at times - we're not so eager to get to the destination as much as having a fulfilling journey?

please please please feel free to ask specifics, if you have them. :)

quaaludes

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Just think I actually was happy to see you back again and even went so far as to welcome you back.

Fuck how could I have been so stupid!!!

Just kidding magic man, I kinda missed you.....sorta

i missed Jack, too. next time, i use a rifle with a scope. :)

are you interested in hearing just the sex part, or the entire experience? i could easily go with "it was wonderful" and be done with it, you know. : ) (i like your name, btw - lil monkey - it makes me smile).

Interesting question. Would I have the same sexual orientation, but in a woman's body? Is this a cruel monkeys paw kind of switch where I'm an old woman? Or a very young girl? Don't want either of those...also, assuming I'm say, 21-35, exactly how hot am I?

how about if it's the female equivalant of you, so you'd be sizzling. :D

For me if I switched it would of been long ago and there would of been no return, but I'm happy as I am an inbetweeny.

and we like you that way!