Forum posts made by sprite

my suggestion: wait for Dancing Doll's response and then follow her advice to the letter. :) not being funny here, i'm serious! that girl knows how to balance slut with dignity like nobody's business, and she know's how to articulate it into words far better than i can. :)

My wife loves the word 'cunt' when we are having sex. She says it much more than I do and in fact has instructed me to use it more often during physical amorous activity.

'Pussy' is great but 'cunt' is edgier. 'Snatch' is good too. I love to see many different words used. 'Beaver' and 'twat' should be used more in stories. And don't hold back using as many slang words for 'dick' and 'cock.' The same old words over and over get tiresome, unoriginal and boring.


She grabbed that enormous snake eyed tallywhacker of his and engulfed that throbbing monster with her dripping snatch. Her clit danced a light fandango as she waltzed her cunt all over his sweaty torso.

that reminds me, i need to throw "snatch" into one of my stories for you again, Buz. no extra charge. ;)

Good luck? I wrote that in the past tense .

for the record, it wasn't me. word on the street it was one of guys, but i can't verify that.

http://www.youtube.com/v/uOmtVFQ3WF8?hl=en_US&version=3&rel=0

god, i love you for that :)

I hate the word, I cringe. I'll stop reading a story if I see it in one.

lol - i'LL warn you right now, then, not to read any of mine. i OWN that word. in the context i use it in, it's a beautiful word. have i ever called someone else a cunt? no. it's vile when used like that, but god, i love cunts. they're beautiful, sexy, just amazing, and yes, i am not afraid to use it. a little dirty talk in the bedroom is a turn on in with the right person at the right time and i love hearing it coming out of my girl's mouth too. :)

You've evidently never had a real BLOW blow job. I know...what we typically call a BJ or Blow Job is actually a suck job. Somehow or the other, it became named "blow job". Now in a REAL BLOW job, the air is expelled out ahead of the jism when you cum. IF the end of the protuberance is encased deeply in the oral cavity of the BLOWER at the time of expulsion, you'll never hear it make that high pitch whistle sound.

high five, Rick! lol

girls don't fart. everyone knows that. only guys fart.

i've been fucking someone else.

That is the ostrich tail position.

how do you KNOW this stuff? LOL

maybe not an accent so much, but i love the french language. it's just beautiful and it's very sexy. Also, a little hint of latino or italiano in someone's voice is always quite lovely. :)

FUCK All Y'All... I've never talked properly to Curly Girl in my life!!!!!! ( And I might never talk to Clum or Sprite again...) I don't know Annie and I don't know Tashetgo...

SERIOUSLY... The competitions are High End WORK... Like I said, we've all watched these writers blossom... SOME are personal friends of mine... That CAN'T enter into a decision about quality or placing... YOU JUDGE THE PIECE... ("It is the tale, not who tells it...")




you made me sad. and yeah, seriously, i think it would be hard to judge these things - i was every asked, i would probably turn it down, cause it's hard to separate that stuff, sometimes. (next time, i make the bribes bigger - apparently, you can't get much for $1 these days...).

"To judge BETTER writers than me is a real trial. ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE AT LEAST AS GOOD AS MY BEST. (Some are quite a bit better.)"




oh, how i'm having trouble not commenting on that *giggles*

congratulation to all the winners! glad i wasn't a judge, there were some amazing stories out there this time around. :) btw, i heard a rumor that all the runner-ups get a can of E Z Whip. its that true?

gotta admit, it's good for a laugh! :D

1. When men get fussy because I don't want to engage in sexy chat and they ask, "Then why are you here?"

2. I guess when people ask in general why I'm here on lush, that annoys me because what's it matter? I'm here aren't I? Read my
profile already.

3. When people incorrectly assume that just because I have an interest in sex, and that I'm on a site like this...that I want to
have sex with them.

4. When people ask a thousand questions, I understand getting to know someone, but really...

5. Ok, last one, when people's first question is, "So what do you look like?"

so... would you like to cyber with me? what? why the heck not! this is a sexy site, you know! what's wrong with you? no, really, come on, you know you want too... just once. i'm really good, i swear. so, what do you look like, anyways? and what are you wearing? something sexy i bet. oh, come on, don't be like that, just tell me. what's your favorite color, btw, and what kind of music co you like. wanna pvt? why not? please? i'm really bored. and horny. it won't take long, i promise. wait, come back! what did i say? stuck up so and so...

the lack of 3-D.

all those CSI shows. i just didn't get the humor in them. they must be british - i think their sense of humor doesn't translate well. oh, and ER.

a lawn mower and a gallon of diesel fuel.

been flashed a few times. usually, it's harmless, and i just laugh it off. usually just guys out for some laughs. there's a notable difference between fun hi jinx (which i've done myself on occasion ) and creepy sexual predator flashing. time and place for everything, i suppose. :)

My favorite Mod is the one with the best boobs.

that would be Clum *giggles*

The mod who verified my first story is no longer active, but her posts are still tagged and used by all of the verifiers: MagnificentRascal

I would like to the thank the academy, errr, I mean entire mod team for putting up with me and my idiosyncrasies!

and spanking you when it's appropriate? ;)

i don't remember who passed my first story here - i looked it up and they are, apparently, no longer a member. that said, when i joined the modding team, Gypsy Moth and Magnificent Rascal were the women who guided me, and i am forever indebted to both of them for their encouragement and help. as for a favorite among the current mods, i don't have one. they're all hard working, helpful, and dedicated to the job. they all have different strengths which, when combined, create an amazing team that i'm proud to be part of. oh, and i should point out that Nicola slips in from time to time, when things are crazy, and verifies on TOP of all the stuff she does for the site. not sure when that woman sleeps, honestly. best boss in the world, and no, i'm not just saying that to suck up to her. she's always had my back, even when that means threatening to ban me from the que if she thinks i'm taking on too much. :)

everyone in ireland is named Patrick, right? so i'm going to guess.... Vladimir! *giggles*

As Ruth Ann said, This is heart breaking. Really don't have anything to say in the way of debate. i only hope that Karma does what it's supposed to do and find a way to make things right. best wishes and prayers to all those in Venezuela.

so, you know one girl, happens to be muslim and, omg, she masturbates once or even twice a day and you think that's a lot AND that it's representative on an entire culture? dude, you need to meet more women. white girl here, raised catholic, who masturbates once or twice a day on slow days. anyone else want to chime in? LOL

we all, to some extent, have a physical ideal. that's not a flaw inside of us, just something that we all have. it's like with anything else, visual. you might like green, i might like pink, John might like red. doesn't mean we can't appreciate the other colors, but if give a choice between a red, pink, or blue car, i'm going to pink the pink one, right? same with people. yes, personality matters. if someone doesn't excite you personality wise, if there is no spark there, you probably will move on. same thing physically, much as we hate to admit it. we all have a type. some guys like blonde girls with big boobs. as other said, that doesn't mean they'll be attracted to a girl like that if they have nothing else in common, but those are the girls that will draw their attention, right? and we all do it, men and women both. and sometimes, we find someone's personality so attractive, that it doesn't matter, but really, first impressions are often all we have to go on; what person looks like, how they dress, how they carry themselves, the sound of their voice, all those things that are visual cues. so saying looks don't matter is naive. saying that they are the only thing that matters, however, is just plain stupid.

honestly, i'm more into it being strictly on a merit based system rather than votes. i'd prefer that rather than it being a popularity contest. honestly, some of the comp stories i read for this one that i thought were some of the better ones didn't get as many votes as they deserved. oh, and i'm not talking about mine, so this isn't sour grapes, in case there's any doubts. :)

my user name, sprite, is one of her pet names for me. kitty, or kitten get used a lot, as does babe. for the record, there are very few people who i'll let get away with calling me "babe".

I would assume that the 'Quote' button just runs the script to post a reply, then dumps the other users text into the window, inside those pre-defined tags.
I might be wrong, but it's probably the string that triggers the notification.

I asked Gav about that a while back. he said it's got something to do with the trained miniature elephants inside my computer. at the time, i didn't question it, but now, well... i've been stuffing peanuts into my hard drive for a few months now and, of course, keeping a thumble of water in there for them and... either he's been feeding me a story, or they died... :(

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