Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 22 May 2013 14:13
This thread is prejudiced as there is no acknowledgement of corn cob users whatsoever. Shame on you all!
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4144/5025714582_5d9e04f8a9.jpg
Topic I've noticed a lot of Leo's out there. What up with that?
Posted 22 May 2013 14:01
LMAO... Not quite the same effect, Rach. Great pic though.
Also - this one... sexy.
http://upload.lushstories.com/1273537406-LeoDark.jpg
*growls* and you, Blonde girl, get your eyes off of my potential boyfriend! 
Topic I've noticed a lot of Leo's out there. What up with that?
Posted 22 May 2013 13:59
Leo isn't 42... He's 38. Had to look it up, because I thought there's no way he could be the same age as my mother! (Yes she had me young)
told you mathEmatics wasn't my strong suit...
http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/leonardo-dicaprio-inception-movie.jpg
Topic I've noticed a lot of Leo's out there. What up with that?
Posted 22 May 2013 13:53
One more... arghhh.. A guy with a dog literally makes my heart skip a beat. I think other women like seeing men holding babies - but I prefer a puppy.
wouldn't hate seeing him holding a cute blonde, either ;)
Topic I've noticed a lot of Leo's out there. What up with that?
Posted 22 May 2013 13:36
If i were a lesbian i would turn Bi for him too! 
is he 42??? really??? why did i always thought he was younger like more 35, 36 tops!
http://www.impassionedcinema.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/romeo_juliet_1996_xl_01-film-a.jpg
I was so in love with him at this time!!
umm... my math may be faulty... ok, 38...
Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 22 May 2013 12:44
Wow, so someone asks what they prefer and there is a WRONG answer? If you don't fit what someone wants you have to lobby to change their mind and show how they are simply wrong for what they prefer and why? It looks to me like there are plenty of MYTHS about both types of "cock conditions"... the myths don't only go in one direction.
I doubt anyone will change their preference by what anyone posts here. Kind of like breast size preferences, pubic hair preferences, body size and shape preferences, etc. You don't fit what someone prefers? Well maybe the rest of your attributes will make up for it? Or maybe someone ELSE will simply LOVE everything about you!
.........who knows, right? ;)
this is the internet - there is ALWAYS a wrong answer. usually, it's whoever disagrees with me. 
Topic forum signature
Posted 22 May 2013 12:32
If you're not Photoshop savvy, you could always try an online banner maker:
http://www.mybannermaker.com
or find a cute girl on line willing to do it for you... *flutters lashes*
Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 22 May 2013 12:30
I have foreskin and it is completely normal and uneventful. There are hundreds of tales and Myths about foreskin, like there dirty underneath, most people who have never seen a uncircumcised cock expect to pull the foreskin back and see mold and fungus. This however is far from the truth, if you clean it when you have a shower, just a light scrub not detoxing after a spill at a nuclear plant, soup and water.
Also you are born with the foreskin, correct? It is mean't to be there, it protects the sensitive glands from rubbing and exposure the the outside world. Like most people say it is mostly a religious thing taken on by non religious people.
So yeah uncircumcised is just fine.
i wasn't! 
Topic Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted 22 May 2013 12:02
Makes me feel so good to see that I have a filthy, repulsive cock, just because I have a flap of skin that protects it from harm and keeps it clean. The perception that a cut cock is cleaner is incorrect. It's all up to the owner of the cock and I can (and do) pull my foreskin back every day and wash properly. A cut cock can be just as filthy, you know.
aww, Andrew, i've always suspected you were a filthy boy. *giggles and runs*
Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 22 May 2013 11:54
If you put me in a white leotard, that could double as a tampon commercial too. :p
or you could be the new Summer's Eve poster girl!
"After a hard day of writing porn on the deck of my Malibu beach house, i like to make sure my pussy is sparkling fresh!"
Topic Question for all: What are you thankful for?
Posted 22 May 2013 11:51
sometimes i actually post serious answers.
i'm 30. life for me, as it has for probably most of us, has been full of highs and lows. every high, i've been lucky enough to have someone there to share it with. every low, i've had someone there to help pull me though, be it by sharing the burden, or helping me forget it for a short time. i am thankful for each and every one of them, even the ones who were just there for that one moment of sharing those moments. the ones, though, who have been there through thick and thin, and yes, some of those are here on this site, some recently come into my life, some having been there as long as i've been a member, each of you, i am incredibly thankful for. too many to mention, btw, so i won't try, but god, i am truly blessed. thank you from the bottom of my heart. i love you all.
Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 22 May 2013 11:40
Ima just a free-spirited toilet paperer! I like ta get crazy like dat. 
lol - now i have this vision of you skipping through the woods naked, a roll of TP in each hand, flowing out behind you like streamers.
Topic The Humble Turnip
Posted 22 May 2013 11:34
Oh Dear, it seems The god almighty Spriteness is giving me the hint about thanking CG for a crappy old beetroot! I had better move my cute lil arse and hop to it or my arse will be toast again I suppose.
Wish I could post unicorns and shit all over her wall. THAT would cheer her up GODDAMMIT!
Dear CG, Thanks for the crappy old beetroot that looks like a rat, you posted on my wall earlier today. I will treasure it always. 
much better. i've got my eye on you, you know. 
ps - i've already learned my lesson about mentioning unicorn shit to you - not going to do THAT again. lol
Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 22 May 2013 11:31
I don't have a method. I just throw the toilet paper roll on - whether it's over or under is totally up to chance. I'm always surprised that people care one way or another (well, I guess the cat thing is a legit reason).
I'm also a hyper-meticulous - probably a triple or quad wiper. Often I'll finish with a cleansing hygiene wipe too for that sparkling fresh feel.
My major pet peeve (way more than toilet seats left up) are men who don't replace toilet paper on the roll. I HATE this. Even worse when I don't live there and have to go searching under the sink or asking for toilet paper because it's gone. Keep it up for the guests in your bathrooms, boys... Don't make me use your bathtowel .
because, quite honestly, i will - actually, if i'm visiting, i always check to make sure there's tp there first, if not, i go make the host find me a roll - i'm not shy about it - if, for some reason, i miss it, btw, and there's not a roll within reach, and there's a hand towel or washcloth handy, guess what. you've been warned.
and even pre cat, TP NEED TO BE OVER!! that's just how it is. you're just plain weird, sometimes, Ash.
Topic Toilet Etiquette
Posted 22 May 2013 11:21
Well, I have mine hanging down, not flipped over.
I don't understand why people do up.... Though I don't own cats.
when you come home to an entire roll of TP that's torn up and strewn from the bathroom to the kitchen, you'll get it. :)
Topic Fake Profiles??
Posted 22 May 2013 11:17
WHAT!?
http://cl.jroo.me/z3/P/u/u/d/a.aaa-Cute-sad-cat-look.jpg
shush, you, i didn't want anyone to know that i *am* actually an animated cartoon character!