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Pretty Lass

Erotic Parody of Dr Suess - Green Eggs and Ham
With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham”

That Pretty Lass!
That Pretty Lass!
I do not like
that Pretty Lass.

Do you like my
pussy and ass?

I do not like them,
Pretty Lass.
I do not like your
pussy and ass.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.

I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like your
pussy and ass.
I do not like them,
Pretty Lass.

Would you like them
in your house?
Would you like them
without my blouse?

I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
without your blouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like your pussy and ass.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

Would you eat me
on a bed?
Would you eat me
with a guy called Fred?

Not on a bed.
Not with a guy called Fred.
Not in my house.
Not without your blouse.
I would not eat you here or there.
I would not eat you anywhere.
I would not eat your pussy and ass.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat me! Eat me!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?

I could not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them on a bed.
I do not like them with a guy called Fred
I do not like them in my house
I do not like them without your blouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like your pussy and ass.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Lass! Let me be!
I would not, could not, on a bed.
I could not, would not, with a guy called Fred.
I will not eat you without your blouse
I will not eat you in my house.
I will not eat you here or there.
I will not eat you anywhere.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you,
in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Lass, you see.
Not in my house. Not on a bed.
Not without your blouse. Not with a guy called Fred.
I will not eat you here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like my
pussy and ass?

I do not
like them,
Pretty Lass.

Could you, would you,
without my coat?

I would not,
could not.
Without your coat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, without your coat.
I will not eat you in the rain.
I will not eat you on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them on a bed.
I do not like them with a guy called Fred.
I will not eat you in my house.
I do not like them without your blouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like your
pussy and ass!
I do not like them,
Pretty Lass.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Lass!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!

I love your pussy and ass!
I do!! I love them, Pretty Lass!
And I would eat you on a boat!
And I would eat you without your coat...
And I will eat you in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat you on a bed.
And I will eat you with a guy called Fred.
And I will eat you in my house.
And I will eat you without your blouse.
And I will eat you here and there.
Say! I will eat you ANYWHERE!

I do so love your pussy and ass!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Pretty Lass.

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Comments(7)

elizabethblack
Posted 12 Apr 2014 04:56
How splendid to parody Dr. Seuss! So charmingly written and well done. Made me smile all the way through and then go back and read it again just for the delight again.

thesexynun
Posted 17 Jan 2014 19:33
perfection it made me laugh and it was sexy!! wonderful dr seuss is saying bravo to YOU!
MsObsession3
Posted 17 Jan 2014 18:22
HILARIOUS!!! Just like you to make us share a laugh. Laughter is so good for the soul. 1,000 Thank You's... 5+
Chanel
Posted 17 Jan 2014 05:32
That was adorable--gave me a laugh thx
Puppy
Posted 17 Jan 2014 05:27
Thanks for the morning laugh-- loved it!

Strangerlyd
Posted 17 Jan 2014 01:27
Oh, this was so fun to read, love it....Excellent writing....

buttercup2u
Posted 17 Jan 2014 01:06
OMG Jim! hahahaa great one!
 

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