With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham”

That Pretty Lass!
That Pretty Lass!
I do not like
that Pretty Lass.

Do you like my
pussy and ass?

I do not like them,
Pretty Lass.
I do not like your
pussy and ass.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.

I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like your
pussy and ass.
I do not like them,
Pretty Lass.

Would you like them
in your house?
Would you like them
without my blouse?

I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
without your blouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like your pussy and ass.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

Would you eat me
on a bed?
Would you eat me
with a guy called Fred?

Not on a bed.
Not with a guy called Fred.
Not in my house.
Not without your blouse.
I would not eat you here or there.
I would not eat you anywhere.
I would not eat your pussy and ass.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat me! Eat me!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?

I could not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them on a bed.
I do not like them with a guy called Fred
I do not like them in my house
I do not like them without your blouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like your pussy and ass.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Lass! Let me be!
I would not, could not, on a bed.
I could not, would not, with a guy called Fred.
I will not eat you without your blouse
I will not eat you in my house.
I will not eat you here or there.
I will not eat you anywhere.
I do not like them, Pretty Lass.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you,
in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark.

Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Lass, you see.
Not in my house. Not on a bed.
Not without your blouse. Not with a guy called Fred.
I will not eat you here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like my
pussy and ass?

I do not
like them,
Pretty Lass.

Could you, would you,
without my coat?

I would not,
could not.
Without your coat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, without your coat.
I will not eat you in the rain.
I will not eat you on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them on a bed.
I do not like them with a guy called Fred.
I will not eat you in my house.
I do not like them without your blouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like your
pussy and ass!
I do not like them,
Pretty Lass.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Lass!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!

I love your pussy and ass!
I do!! I love them, Pretty Lass!
And I would eat you on a boat!
And I would eat you without your coat...
And I will eat you in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat you on a bed.
And I will eat you with a guy called Fred.
And I will eat you in my house.
And I will eat you without your blouse.
And I will eat you here and there.
Say! I will eat you ANYWHERE!

I do so love your pussy and ass!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Pretty Lass.