I drove into one of those mega malls and quickly found a place called “The Clip Joint”. I could tell they were not busy so I parked and walked in. I was greeted by a perky blond who asked, “ I am assuming you are in dire need of a haircut.”
“You got that right, darlin’,” as I answered in my west Texas drawl. She told me that since this was my first visit the haircut was half price and included a shampoo and neck massage. She led me to an empty chair by a special sink and had me lie back so she could shampoo my hair. We bantered back and forth as she was a cute young thing and seemed interested in what I did, where I was from, the usual stuff.
After the shampoo she sat me upright and began a very thorough massage of my neck and shoulders. She remarked I felt extremely tight and asked if I was under a lot of pressure. I explained I was and had not had a day off in weeks. “Well, to make you feel better I’ll work a little harder on you.” As her hands worked my upper body I began to have some lascivious thoughts about her and before I knew it, I had quite a hardon that was very visible due to my thin dress pants.
She was back working on my neck and happened to look down. “Oh my, what have I done? I do apologize, I’m really not that type of girl,” she stammered.
“It's okay honey, This happens all the time as I don’t have much of a social life with my work and my size makes me seem obvious.