‘That’s fine. All you have to do is take a tape recorder and ask them the questions that I’ll write down for you. Drink free wine in the hospitality area while watching the show! It’ll be easy.’ Said my best friend Shelly.
My name is Gina and I am a 32 year old married woman. My best friend is a music journalist and she asked me to cover for her in going to see a gig and interviewing a band. She had double booked herself and wanted to go on the date she had mistakenly arranged thinking that the gig was on another night.
After heading to her flat to collect my AAA pass for the show, a tape recorder and a list of questions I turned up to the venue and was ushered side stage to watch the four piece band play a sell out show and take some notes for my friend.
The gig finished and I was asked to wait around til they had showered before getting led into their dressing room for the interview.
‘Hi Shelly, we’ve read loads of your work. We’ve been looking forward to meeting you all day’ the handsome lead singer, Richard, said as he leant in to kiss my cheek.
He introduced me to the rest of the band, Jimmy on drums, Paul on bass and Sean on guitar. They all said their hellos politely and all pecked my cheek. My perception of ‘rock stars’ had been that they were all assholes, but these guys seemed sweet.
‘Can we get you a drink?’ Sean said to me. A little bit tipsy from drinking the wine offered while watching the gig, I asked for a glass of wine, which was handed to me as I was setting up the tape recorder. I rattled through the questions and we had built up a flirty, fun rapport in no time at all.
The questions were fairly mundane and as I relaxed I ad-libbed some questions, hoping that the real Shelly would have more information to write a really good piece on them. The interview was nicely wrapped up after an hour and I thanked them for their time and started to pack my things away.
‘Hang on a minute,’ Richard said, ‘What about the ‘cock’ question? Have you forgotten?’
Puzzled and blushing a little, I responded, ‘Erm… What ‘cock’ question?’
Jimmy piped up, ‘We heard a rumour that you liked to ask every band you interview, which member has the biggest dick! It’s one of the reasons why we’ve been so excited to meet you!!’ adding, ‘That and the fact we had heard that you were smoking hot!! Which you are!’
Shuffling through my notes and blushing redder at the naughtiness of the question and the compliment, I definitely couldn’t find the note that said, ‘Ask them who has the biggest penis.’
‘That’s easy’ said Richard the singer, ‘Its me!’
‘Bullshit!’ chirped the bass player, ‘The question was who HAS the biggest dick, NOT who IS the biggest dick!!’
Seemingly forgetting I was there they began a childish argument as to who possessed the largest weapon, ignoring the fact that the question hadn’t actually been asked.
‘Right!’ shouted Jimmy, ‘She’ll have to judge’ pointing at me. Quick as a flash, the four men started undoing their trousers.
‘There’s no need,’ I began to stammer.
‘There is. This needs deciding once and for all’ replied Jimmy as his jeans hit the floor, followed by his pants. Within seconds, the four of them were stood in front of me, trousers and pants around their ankles asking me to judge which one had the largest cock.
I’d only ever seen my husband’s dick in the flesh before and continued to blush at their brazenness. A little bit drunk from the wine, something came over me and I thought that
Scanning along the line of the four famous people’s cocks, I noticed that Jimmy was getting hard! ‘Its not so easy now, is it?’ pointing at his impressively thick cock as it was standing to attention.
Quick as a flash, Richard replied, ‘No its not, maybe YOU should make us ALL hard, so that its fair!’ adding, ‘We had heard that you give LEGENDARY blow jobs!’
Wondering exactly how much of a slut my best friend was, I couldn’t see a way out of the situation without blowing (ahem) her cover and feeling a wave of horniness sweep over me I perched my ass on the edge of the sofa and said, ‘I guess not. Its nice to hear my reputation precedes me!’
I couldn’t believe what I was saying but motioned for the boys to step nearer and opened my mouth. The boys rushed over to me and offered me their cocks. Being the nearest I let Richard put his limp cock to my lips, running my tongue around the tip, he let out a moan and I opened my mouth a little bit more and put the end of his cock in.
Feeling him harden against the inside of my mouth, Jimmy leant down and undid the buttons on my shirt, slipping it off to leave me sat there in my bra, short skirt and heels.
Removing Richard from my mouth, he stepped aside and let Paul take his place.