Go away, Ruby, I’m writing! I do not play games on Facebook, either. Yes, I’m one of those sad motherfuckers who has their browser open all the time, even when I’m writing. I don’t like missing things. Yes, I’m addicted t’ t’internet, what of it? I know I should get help but fucking boo hoo for society, I’m not even bothering, it’s my addiction!
Spiders are massive these days, absolutely huge! Buggers as big as my hand, I tell you!
That was a random rant, I tend to do that. Back to the story.
Yes, Ruby, she’s very sexy: long black hair, kinda pointy rat-like face, but she wears it well, so very well. I’d love to see her face covered in cum. I’ve never actually met her face to face, but she’s one of the few people I’d like to meet. Yes, it’s purely for sex I want to meet her. Well, no not purely, I like the woman. Now she’s poking me on Facebook. Yeah, I know I should tell her not to, but it’s a poke war, I cannot back down. I take poke wars very seriously. I’m bloody relentless.
Like I will be when I have sex with Ruby. I’m not going to be all with the “wham bam”, but I’m not exactly going to take it slowly, either. Maybe at first.
I know she wants me, I can feel it in my bone. Maybe that’s why she sends me so many games requests, maybe she thinks if we have something in common, it’ll make chatting easier. Darn it woman, just chat to me, we do have things in common! That’s evident with all the filthy conversations we’ve had together. You’re not scared of me are you? Scared I’ll out-filth you? No, I know you’re not. I’ve been told you “like” me. Not that I put stock in all that idle chit-chatty gossip. She’s read my stories too, you know, so she knows how I put my filthy mind to use. It’s not always good use, but it’s use.
She’s a wee filthy, too. She can turn the air blue, like me, with a mere suggestion, even if it isn’t meant to be dirty. I bet she’d be a good fuck too. I must be careful, don’t want her boyfriend, Arseface (I don’t know his name, so I’m just calling him Arseface), finding out that I’m having horny feelings for her, he’d likely squish-squash me, I know he’s a big fella.
I’d love to have my hands on her tits, to squeeze them and feel her nipples harden in my hands. Can you imagine the smile on my dial? I’d be like a Cheshire cat! Or Cheshire Kitty, one thing’s for sure, I’d be the Kitty that got her cream and damn, do I want it? Yes, I fucking do!
I’m going to a concert with her in a couple of months, so I figure I’ll make my move then. Until then, I’ll just have to fantasise about what I’m going to do to her. Just thinking about fucking her from behind on the balcony as the band plays is giving me a stonker of a hard on! Not to mention the thought of my favourite female singer bouncing about the stage, her tits boinging around. Ruby’s tits bouncing around too, as I slam into her.
Hang about, she’s online now. I’m gonna chat to her.
Me: Hello :)
Ruby: Hi
Me: Whatcha doin’?
Ruby: Just fucking about. You?
Me: Same.
Ruby: Writing filth?
Me: Maybe
Ruby: Better send it to me! Is it another BDSM one, I liked that :)
Me: Dunno, see what flies from my fingertips. When you say “liked”...
Ruby: It was well written.
Me: A turn on?
Ruby: Maybe
Me: Go on, you can tell!
Ruby: It got the job done...
Me: I’m glad to hear that :)
Ruby: Tired me out a bit
Me: In a good way?
Ruby: Maybe.
Me: OK, I’m just gonna say it: How hard did you cum?
Ruby: Not telling :p
Me: lol go on, tell me :)
Ruby: nope :) but I will say this, spanking ain’t all bad.
Me: You want a spanking? I’ll happily provide you with one! Just ask nicely.
Ruby: Please? Pretty please?
Me: Me likey :)
Ruby: Spank me!
Me: Must remember that if I wanna seduce you :)
Ruby: You know I have a BF, right?
Me: Point being? He can join in!
Ruby: Ew, wtf?
Me: Did you forget about my curse?
Ruby: Curse? Oh the filthy mind! How could I? Your statuses are mostly TMI!
Me: Well, can’t write smut without a filthy mind.
Ruby: Well, I gotta go.
Me: Oh, no! You wet yourself?
Ruby: Haha! I’m not a kid.
Me: I know, hence... Oh fuck it.
Ruby: Yes, I know. I’m kidding.
Me: Yass, fucking turned you on! Go diddle yersel’ then!
Ruby: My batteries are done :(
Me: Fingers?
Ruby: Whatever, gotta go get the dinner on.
Me: Would that dinner be “fish” fingers?
Ruby: Perve, I’m actually making a meal, here!
Me: Yuh huh, I believe you :p
Ruby: Alright I’m off
Me: See ya!
I’m horny after that conversation. I’d wager she’s getting off to one of my stories just now, I guess that’s something *breaks out in song* maybe that’s something more than nothing! Ahem, well excuse me. I do that at times, just randomly break into song. I’m mad that way.
Free is playing in the background as I write this random gabbling. I like Free.
Um, Ruby. I can imagine her diddling herself. It’s a nice image, I tell ya! “Making dinner”, that’s a common euphemism, right?
I bet she’s thinking of me, her lithe little fingers wandering around her body. I wonder if she’s reading one of my stories and getting all wet? I do hope she is, I want to be responsible for that wetness. I want her to be writhing around, breathing heavily, edging closer to orgasm, teasing herself, imagining that her fingers are my cock. I want her to fuck herself silly thinking of me, thinking of what I’ll do to her. Thinking of my hand walloping her backside.
My hands will be going all over her already naked body, starting with her feet, sucking on her toes, tickling them and making her giggle. I want her to giggle for me. I want her to be begging for my touch. I want to be fully clothed, until she begs me to rip my clothes off and fuck her.
I want her to see my cock and to see exactly what she’s done to me, how she’s turned me on. I want her sucking on my cock, devouring it, needing it until she can’t take any more. I need her to beg me to fuck her pussy. I want her legs around me, tightly, as I fuck her hard and fast, her fingers of one hand working on her clit and the other hand grabbing my butt as she begs me to fuck her harder. I want her to tell me just how wet she is, tell me that it’s all my fault.
I want to see her tits jiggle about as I fuck her from behind, over the end of the bed. I want to see them almost hitting her in the face, I need to feel my balls slapping against her as I fuck her. To feel my hand strike her backside over and over again and to see her white butt cheeks turning a colour mimicking her name. To see her moving in time to my big powerful thrusts, telling me just how much she wants my cum. How much she is enjoying my cock as it fills her up. I want her boyfriend, Arseface, fucking her mouth, watching my cock go in and out, in and out of Ruby’s tight, pusstastic puss.
I need to switch places, I want my cock sucked. I want to cum in her mouth. Does she like cum? I’m sure she does. I want her to drink every bit of my cum, savour it as I cum deep in her mouth.
I want to suck her clit as Arseface fucks her from behind and make her orgasm hard. I want to grab his balls as he’s fucking her and squeeze them, make him cum for me, for us. Cum now. I want to share it with her. We’re fighting for his cock, he offers it first to her, then to me. I take his cock and suck him deep into my mouth, working my tongue along his shaft, Ruby squeezing his balls.
I want her to masturbate as she watches me suck Arseface’s cock. I want her to fuck herself as if it’s my cock going in and out of her pussy. I want her writhing around on her fingers as he’s writhing in pleasure from of my mouth doing wonders on his cock. I want him to cum. I want both of them to cum together, him in my mouth, both watching each other and me. I suck him deeply, letting my tongue do the work, him gently fucking my mouth as she watches on. Cum, the pair of you. Cum at the same time and fill the air with your wanton squeals, moans and exclamations! Let me devour Arseface’s cum as you watch him unload in my mouth. Watch as his face contorts into a variety of expressions, look on as his eyes roll back in his head and he lets out a big groan and holds my head as he cums in my throat. Watch me swallow it all!
Lay down and let me fuck you hard and fast and cum deep in you, I’ll be as relentless fucking you as I am with our poke wars on Facebook! I want you to sit on your boyfriend’s face and make him suck all my cum from you. Don’t let him go, squeeze his head between your legs and grab a good handful of his hair! Grind into him as I watch and wank. I need more, I want to feel those tits of yours. God damned good tits. Jack me off as he’s licking my cum out of you.
I need my cock sucked now. Keep that Arseface there as you suck my cock. Yes, like that! Use your tongue and use that free hand as well, squeeze my balls! Gently, mind! Squeal as I roughly tweak your nipples and squeeze your tits, kneading them between my fingers. Take my cock to the back of your throat, but not so far that you gag. Oh you have no gag reflex? As you were then, get my cock deeply embedded in your throat! Look at your Arsefaces’s cock, it’s hard. I’m going to grab it and jerk him off. Keep sucking, I’m gonna cum! Feel my cock going in and out, feel my cum coat your mouth, feel it slip down smoothly. Does it taste nice? I bet it does.
Your boyfriend is enjoying me giving him a handjob, isn’t he? I’m enjoying giving it to him. Get off his face, let him breathe a bit. Suck him as I jerk him. Just like that, that’s good. Get on your knees and suck him as I lick you out now. Feel my tongue on your pussy, in your pussy. I feel how wet you are. Is that because of me? Or is it just because you’re such a little slut? You’re enjoying your body being used for our pleasure, aren’t you? It gives you pleasure. I hope you’re ready to cum because I’m dying to taste more of you. Are you going to cum? You’d better. Cum and let me taste more of your sweet juiciness. I think we’re all just about ready to fall down, weak at the knees. Are you weak? I see you and him trying to catch your breath, as you and he cum at the same time. I’m doing the same, but I want more! I still haven’t cum on your face, but I’m too happily exhausted to. His cock and your pussy are fucking great! We should make a regular thing of this, shouldn’t we?
What a sexy bedraggled mess we all are, sweating, gasping, panting. Orifices dripping with various fluids. It’s making me horny again...
Note: Thank you to all those who commented in the "I need help deciding." thread and helped me decide on the name of my female character. And all those who gave me a bunch of name suggestions, it's much appreciated and rest assured, I will get around to using them in future gabblings.
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