Derek is a Bad Man

She so fancies me. I’m absolutely sure she wants my cock. I don’t blame her, it’s a fucking good cock. Not the biggest, most impressive member, but it gets the job done. I want my cock in that mouth of hers. Fuck, she’s got the smartest mouth I’ve ever heard. Filthiest, too. Filthier than a fucking coal miner. Much more attractive though.

Red lipstick gracefully adorns her lips and she seemingly has a permanent pout. It ain’t unattractive, that’s for sure. I’d have my lips around hers any time of the day. There’s only one thing stopping me...

She’s an absolute bitch. My boss, too, but who cares about that?

I started working under her about five years ago. She’s still as attractive now as she was then, more so because I’ve gotten to know her, also she’s one of those broads who gets better with age. But just what is it about a woman in office wear that turns me on so much? Is it the short skirts? Could be. Is it the tight white blouses? Maybe. The high heels that, conservative as they may be, also scream ‘fuck me!’? Hmm, I think we’re getting closer to the root of the mystery. Could it be the stockings? Getting closer. I love to watch their arses wiggle past me as they rush about their daily work. It really is just as well I’m at a desk most of the day and don’t need to get up off my fattening arse. I’m not sure anyone would take too well to a giant erection in their faces.

I think the attraction of office attire is all of the above, but the added thought of unwrapping it all and revealing what is underneath... Well, you just can’t beat that anticipation. It’s like getting a giftie and taking off the wrapping to unveil a nice lollipop or a big bar of chocolate. It’s ready for licking and munching and makes your mouth water with anticipation. You just know you’re going to get covered in it, sticky and drooling, but you just embrace it.

“Quit daydreaming and get to it!” Sheena playfully shouted.

“Sorry, I was thinking...”

“...don’t wanna know, honest,” she cut me off.

“Whatever.”

I mumbled and grumbled a bit, went back to work and dialled my daydreaming down a bit. Still didn’t help my giant erection to fade, but at least it wasn’t as uncomfortable as before. I managed to move a bit to stop it being so uncomfortable. Shiny kept glinting at me. There was definitely a sparkle in her eye. I bet I could guess what else was sparkling. I decided to go over to her and waste some time, now that my erection had subsided somewhat. I was on top of my work too, so I could just burn time a bit.

“Shiny Sheena, may I ask, just exactly why you have to be so attractive?” I put on a silly, supercilious accent as if I was a news reporter.

“Derek, there’s a time and a place for flirting and it isn’t here in front of dozens of other workers and with the threat of the Big Boss looming around.”

“Suit yourself, I’m off to lunch. I don’t want to be here when those arseholes get here. I might feel the need to get inappropriately violent if I am.”

“I know you wouldn’t act upon it, you’re too much of a shitebag!”

“Whatever. Later, Shiny.”

“Aye, later Derek.”

Lunch may have been uneventful, but that’s how I like it to be. The only events I like are when food is eaten, fags are smoked and women flirted with.

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so much of a flirt. I’m not going to mince my words, I’m a narcissist and fucking proud of it. Women love me, men hate to like me and trannies are the best of both worlds.

I came back to the office just as the suits were leaving. Just my luck, then, that they would ask me to show them how I work. To be honest, I couldn’t have cared less about impressing the fools.

“Well, what I do is grab a stack of this shite, I whack the relevant keys on the keyboard and it comes up on the screen. Then I do some wizard calculations and print the fuckers out here,” I led them to the printer.

“Right and are you always this profane?”

“Profane? I guess so. Passes the fucking time, don’t it?”

“I want this man sacked! Listen to the filth coming out of his mouth!” One of the fat cats exclaimed.

“Can’t do that,” Shiny stepped in, “he’s one of our best.”

“I’ll be putting a formal complaint into Head Office,” the fat cat mumbled.

“Go ahead, they can’t sack me for profanity. Also, you pricks shouldn’t have asked me to show you a process that you know bugger all about and pretended to understand. It’s us fools who have to keep your damned company afloat. So, before you go sacking me, think a while. Do you want to see me out on the streets? Do you really want that on you conscience?”

“A complaint has been made. You will be disciplined accordingly,” the smug bastard told me.

“I fucking doubt that, arsehole. Fuck off and let me work!”

I got back to work and grumbled about those bastards. It’s fine for them with their huge salaries and four fucking castles. Fuck their arses with no fucking lube! I’m sorry, I get passionate about things like them.

“Derek, that was fucking amazing!” Armani came to say.

“No other fuck had the balls to say it, so I did. It was nothing, really.”

“You risked your job to say that. That’s pretty ballsy,” Armani told me.

“What, you want my cock or something? Stop sucking up,” I joshed.

“If I wanted your cock, I’d ask,” he smiled and playfully punched me on the arm.

“Aye, okay, gaylord.”

Then Shiny came up to me.

“Derek, you need to come with me.”

“Oh, summoned. I’d best get back to the grind,” Armani went off to his own workstation.

“Derek!” Shiny shouted.

I followed her and she led me to a supply cupboard. She closed and locked the door behind us and told me to stand where I was. She undid my trousers and took them and my boxers down.

“What are you doing, woman?”

“Disciplining you. Turn around.”

I turned around and looked behind me. Shiny had a ruler in her hand and was coming toward me.

“Derek, you’ve stepped out of line too much. You need disciplining. Bend over.”

“No fucking way!” I tried pulling my trousers back up and running, but she was already upon me and giving me my first spanking.

“Derek, it’s not that I don’t like you. I do. You just have to learn to keep the sex out of the office.”

What she said was punctuated by a sharp slap across my backside. I could feel my arse burning. That wasn’t pleasant at all.

“See, the thing is, Derek, that you think you are above everyone.”

Another slap.

“I am. Obviously not above you, seeing as you’re the one giving the spankings. How’s this supposed to teach me anyway?”

“Are you getting off on this?”

“I might be.”

Shiny reached around and felt my cock. Yup, it was hard and seemed to get harder when she touched it.

“That’s not right, this is supposed to be a punishment. Drop and do ten press ups.”

“What? Fuck off!”

SLAP! Harder this time. I really felt that! I got on the floor and did ten press ups, as ordered.

“Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?”

“Easy for you to say, Shiny, you’re not the one with an erection being unused!”

I was expecting another slap, but instead she helped me up and got to her knees. Now she had a Sharpie marker in her hand and was fucking herself with it. She took my cock into her mouth and took the Sharpie out of her pussy.

“You know what I’m going to do with this?” She said between slurps and licks.

“Fuck yourself again?” I asked.

“No, I’ve got better plans for Mr Sharpie!”

She put that plan into action and started to fuck my arse with it, at the same time as she sucked my cock. She’d found my Achilles Heel and put me in Valhalla, the witch. I must say, though, I’ve never been fucked up the bum with a Sharpie. That was new and exciting.

“You’d better be ready to cum on my command,” Shiny ordered me.

“Uh, I could cum right now, if you want,” I offered, hoping she’d let me.

“You’d better not.”

She stopped sucking my cock and turned me around.

“Bend over a bit more,” she told me.

I obeyed and she fucked me hard with the Sharpie. Another sharp slap reverberated around the room and across my arse cheeks.

“Doesn’t that hurt your hand?” I asked.

“Shut up! Repeat after me: ‘Derek is a bad man’.”

“Derek is a bad man,” I repeated.

“‘Derek deserves punishing.’”

“Derek deserves punishing.”

“‘Derek will cum... now!’” Shiny jerked my cock and a few seconds later...

“Derek is cumming now!”

And so I was. My cum flew out and hit the door. It actually made quite a loud sound as it whacked off of the door. I’d be surprised if we weren’t found out.

“Derek, lick the door, get all that cum licked off it and then clean yourself up. You and me need to have serious words after work. Get me in the club afterwards.”

Shiny stood there watching me licking at the door, tasting my own cum. I’m not gonna lie, I was actually quite turned on by licking my own cum from that door.

“You finished? Get out then!”

I had just enough time to pull my trousers up and fasten them before she pushed me out of the room. Just before exiting, I noticed that Shiny still had some cum on her hand. She looked at me as I looked back and licked it all off, smiling to me. I made my way back to my workstation, but realised soon after leaving the store cupboard that the Sharpie was still inside my backside. I couldn’t sit down with it and could hardly walk either, but somehow, I managed to get to the toilet and remove it. I cleaned it up and secreted it in my pocket. Looking at my watch, I noticed that there was only fifteen minutes left in the day.

“Better get back to it, then,” I said to the empty room.

I headed back and sat down. I felt like I could just cum again there and then, but I stifled the urge. Finally, the fifteen minutes were up and I headed to the club. Once there, I ordered myself a straight vodka with no ice.

“Rough day?” Ralph asked.

“You could say that.”

“You do look a bit ragged. You stink as well!”

“Thanks, just exactly what a dude needs to know,” I wearily smiled.

“Hey, dickhead, what are you doing drinking?” It was Sheena.

“Come on, I need this!” I downed my vodka and she beckoned me over.

“Come home with me, willya?”

“Fine, I will. Don’t know why, you’ll probably just violate my arse again.”

“Don’t lie, you loved it,” Sheena grinned.

“I did at that.”

We went into her car and navigated to her house. I decided to do the old ‘ladies first’ trick and then jump on her. I know I’m wicked. Unfortunately, she saw through it and pushed me though the doorway first.

“You didn’t learn your lesson earlier, did you?”

“Yes, I did.”

“No, you really didn’t. Wait in the living room, I need to get ready.”

I went to the living room and sat down. In walked Shiny with a big shiny dong hanging from between her legs.

“You’re getting fucked,” she said in a sing-songy fashion.

Why I was allowing this to happen, was a mystery, but I decided to just go with it. Shiny came over and stripped me naked.

“Do you ever not have an erection?” She smiled.

“I’m horny all the time. It’s all you sexy females kicking around.”

“All of us?” A mysterious voice came from the corner of the room.

I was confused. Where was the owner of the voice and who the hell was it?

“No need for confusion, Derek. I’m here,” the owner of the voice came out of the corner. It turned out to be a naked Meg, one of my co-workers. Who would have thunk she was a sexual deviant?

“Meggy? Seriously?”

“What’s up, don’t you want to fuck me?”

“Well, yes, I’d like to, but looks like Shiny is about to fuck me. Again.”

“Testing the merch, eh? Bad Sheena!”

Sheena bowed her head and begged for forgiveness.

“Aw, fuck it. Just have your way with this one. I’ll jack him off.”

“Thank you Meg,” both myself and Sheena said in unison.

Shiny directed me so that I was on my knees and aimed her dildo at me. The thing was well lubed and slipped inside me nicely.

“Will I ever get to fuck you?” I asked Sheena.

“Yes, eventually. I so totally want your cock in me!” Shiny growled.

“Well, how about Meggy stops sucking me off and I fuck you?”

“Meg, is that okay?” Sheena asked.

“Go for it!”

“At last!”

I manhandled Shiny so that she was on her knees and slammed my cock inside her. I didn’t care if she enjoyed it or not.

“Meggy, get yourself over here and let me suck your tits!”

Meg came over and offered me her tits. Nice one! They were so soft and bouncy. Fucking tasty, too!

“Shiny, lick Meggy’s pussy!”

Meg went around to Sheena and aimed her cunt in her face. She couldn’t get any purchase though. I was fucking Shiny too damned hard. I just wanted to cum. Use and abuse. I decided to get Sheena back for earlier and slapped her arse really hard. Her butt came up in a big red welt. She squealed, but I couldn’t tell if it was pleasure or pain.

“Meggy, my left trouser pocket.”

Meg fetched the contents of my pocket and I made sure Shiny was lubed enough for the Sharpie in her arse.

“Revenge, Shiny!”

“Why the fuck do you call me Shiny? My name is Sheena!” Sheena said through grunts and groans.

“Because you’re beautiful and your eyes shine and sparkle. It’s alliterative, too.”

I slammed the Sharpie in and out of her bum. I was getting desperate to cum, so I slammed the Sharpie in as far as it could go and just fucked as hard and fast as I could. It was the third time I’d cum that day, and wasn’t very voluminous, but was certainly intense. I took the seat and instructed Meggy to lick the cum from Shiny’s pussy.

Meg licked, sucked and fucked Shiny’s pussy. There really wasn’t that much cum, but I could tell Meg was a greedy little slut.

“I think that’s enough, Meggy,” I told her.

Shiny fell onto the floor and sighed.

“Thank the pair of you! Whoo,” Shiny said, moving her finger in the air in a circular motion.

“Meggy’s turn now.”

I couldn’t be bothered fucking again, but I did finger her and make her cum pretty hard. We all laid on the floor. We weren’t satisfied, not by a long shot, but this was enough for now.