Do not imagine for an instant, gentle reader, that I am brave or even particularly resourceful. I took this task upon myself as much out of the need to satisfy the promptings of my headstrong nature as out of regard for the duties of love.
Once I had fully acquainted him with the facts of my situation, Montuhotep readilly agreed to assist me. Quietly and discreetly, he gathered a group of experienced and dependable soldiers from their barracks near the palace grounds; men known to him personally. Preparations for our expedition took no time at all and I was glad when the men assisted me to properly don my armour.
We chose horses from the stables known for their intelligence and stamina and best of all, the guards at the gate needed nothing more than a hand gesture from Captain Montuhotep, Companion of the King, to open the gates and let us pass. Of course the guards did not notice one particular soldier, far shorter and slighter than the rest with her face discreetly turned away...
Admittedly, as my gallant band and I finally rode out into the desert, doubt, misgiving and apprehension were my secret companions. But I was certain in the knowledge that the lives and safety of those innocent hearts, the bandits' captives, depended on our success.
Clouds of swirling dust rose behind us as our most dependable of steeds left the Nile valley and entered the maze of desert wadis. Earlier, Montuhotep had formulated a plan, asking me a plethora of questions. My main concern was that he not inform my uncle about any of this. He swore that he would say nothing.
On we rode, and, I am pleased to say, that the discipline and cool determination of my fine men, did much to reassure me as we neared our goal. Naturally, we covered the distance in a fraction of the time it had taken me on foot. So at around midday, over a rough meal of military rations, we discussed our strategy. Montuhotep was cautiously optimistic but he also expressed his concerns that the bandits may have moved their camp by now.
“I pray to Meretseger that they have not!” Was my reply.
“Fear not Highness,” he said gently, “The men and I are trained desert scouts and we have ample supplies. We may have to extend our soujourn in the desert a little longer, that's all.”
That night, by the embers of the fire, we slept under the deep blue, starry body of Nut with all the imperishable stars looking down upon us. I prayed fervently for their blessing before fitful sleep finally overcame me.
We broke camp at dawn the next day, after having breakfasted on almonds and dried palm fruit. Luckily, I remembered the way that I had gone on my earlier expedition and before long I led the troops slowly down the wadi to where the narrow fissure cleft the rock. We stopped often to listen for any signs of life but heard nothing. As we approached the bend in the wadi, two of the men proceeded on foot ahead of our main party, while the rest of us did our best to keep the horses quiet. When they returned one of them addressed me,
“I regret to say Highness, that there are distinct signs of a camp but it seems to have been abandoned, probably last night.”
We rode round to the right hand branch of the wadi but as we neared the remains of the camp Monuthotep held us back so that he could examine the ground. It took him only a few circuits of the site before he made a decision and rode off down another nearby wadi, signalling us to follow. We spurred the horses on and soon, with me in the centre, we rejoined the gallant Montuhotep. I felt then that our task was once again in hand.
At around midday we halted and listened intently to the deep silence. At length, a faint echo reached our ears. To me it sounded like falling rocks but Montuhotep's trained senses told him a wholly different story. On we rode until we heard faint but unmistakable voices. Again our scouts ventured forth, this time returning quickly with the astounding news that our foes had set up camp by a well under an overhanging cliff only a few hundred paces away.
I brought my horse up to Montuhotep's.
“Shall we double back a little way, until we deceide what to do?”
“No Highness, we attack now.”
I do not often think about my own death but when I do, it is a source of great comfort to me. I envisage my eyes painted, my pale skin purified with natron and precious oils. I imagine many pious hands hanging amulets about my throat; the ankh, the djedj, the scepter of Waset, the holy eye of Horus and the scarab of gold that shall sustain my heart. Then the pious ones annoint my body with fragrant unguents and they swathe me in the finest linen; like the swaddled babe I once was. Lastly they bind my head tightly, ever so tightly; veiling my face forever beneath a shroud of bands. Locked in darkness, my body rests in nestled coffins of gilded cedar, through all the twelve hours of night; like a moth asleep in her crysalis, but my soul goes forth, to journey through the caverns of the netherworld, while I await the sun's return and with him, I am reborn as a falcon of gold !
All these thoughts passed rapidly through my mind at that moment, as though it was some divine revelation.
“Highness...”
“My apologies, I'm...what must we do?”
I was indeed surprised but I quickly saw the wisdom of catching the bandits off guard. Addressing the troops, I reminded them that the prisoners were more than likely being held in the largest tent, then I added,
“If possible, shoot the bandits in the limbs, we all have to answer to Osiris one day.”
The men smiled and gave me their polite assurances that they will try. We agreed on our course of action. My task was to free the prisoners while the men provided cover and dealt with the bandits. The sun was well past his zenith and the afternoon stiflingly hot when we finally spurred the horses into action. As the bandit camp came into sight the troops forged ahead. I directed my horse towards the large tent. Before I reached it, I heard shouts from the bandits and the hiss of arrows, horses neighing and the thunder of hooves. I focussed my attention on my task; jumping from my horse, Leah's dagger drawn, I slashed the door open, reaching as high as I could and bringing the blade down with all my might to rend the thick linen. Cautiously, I peered inside. Thanks be to the gods that I saw only the prisoners within. Without wasting an instant, I located Rahotep, freed him and gave him the dagger.
“Free these people with me.”
We got to work quickly and once everyone was free, only then did I see the look on his face. To say that he was astounded at the way I was attired would be a gross understatement.
I ordered the captives to get down and I stepped out of the tent. I saw that a trio of bandits had taken cover on the far side of the tent and that they were firing arrows in the direction of the troops. I took up my bow and ran to the other side of the tent. There, I caught the ruffians totally by surprise. I pointed my arrow at the man in the centre and yelled at them at the top of my voice,
“I am the harbinger of Meretseger, Peak of the West, daughter of Re! Lay down your arms or I shall slay the three of you right here and now!”
The ruse worked. I could see fear and surprise mingled in their eyes as they struggled to comprehend the extraordinary sight before them. But after a couple of heart-beats they dropped their bows and daggers. Luckily for me, two of my men stood behind me ready to take them prisoner. Luckily for them, they did not resist or their flesh would be feeding the vultures now.
Though the battle was far from over, I deceided to try and get the captives away. I told them to follow the cliff until they were out of sight and await us there. Not for the first time that day was I met by stunned stares of disbelief at the way that I was dressed. So I pointed a stern finger of authority and bade them,
“Go!”
As I uttered the word, a volley of arrows hissed past me hitting the stones behind where the tent was situated. The arrows originated from a spot on the other side of the wadi where three or four of the bandits had grouped together and were firing at anyone who they did not recognise. The soldiers beside me fired back and then I heard Montu shouting orders to his men.
Under Rahotep's supervision, the prisoners fled to the cliffs in a tight knot then made their way back towards the river valley. I forgot about them for the moment as further arrows flew over our heads. The bandits may have been out flanked but they seemed determined to resist.
Montuhotep rode up to me while directing his men to approach the bandits from both sides.
“Princess, your position here is vulnerable. Either fall back with the prisoners or ready your bow and charge with us on my mark!”
I was honoured and terrified at the same time. Honoured because the captain saw fit to include me in the attack and terrified that we would fail. But these sentiments only came to me later, at that instant all I could say was,
“On your mark.”
Seconds later Montu raised his arm and we rode towards the bandits at full speed. I held the reins with one hand and drew my iron dagger. The troops were able to ride and shoot at the same time which gave our attack deadly efficiency. With the sheer cliff behind them and our men advancing on the other three sides, we made short work of the remaining bandits. Two of them fell groaning with arrows in their legs while the other two looked up terrified as Montuhotep, like his namesake the war god, ordered them to surrender or die. Sure enough they dropped their bows and slowly raised their hands. The soldiers dismounted and took them prisoner, leading them away to where the rest of our band was already searching the tents for anyone in hiding. They found two very scared Nubians; peasant boys, I found out later, who had been abducted from their villages far to the south.
There were fifteen bandits in all as opposed to just ten soldiers and myself. Four of the ruffians were wounded including the two with deep arrow wounds. As soon as I could I ordered the soldiers to tend to the injured which they did with swift efficiency. Luckily all the wounded were able to walk and we tied them together, neck by neck, using one of their own ropes. Further up the wadi we finally met up with Rahotep and the former captives.
As soon as I saw him I jumped down from my horse and embraced him, kissing him on the lips and just about knocking him over. We embraced and swung each other around and around laughing. All the onlookers; military, civilian and criminal were amazed at our behaviour until Montuhotep said,
“A most successful mission your Highness.”
“Indeed Captain.”
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My wife and I were woken early by my senior steward Paneb whose look of bewilderment caused me immediate concern. Hesitantly he said,
“Forgive me my lord but I have just been informed by the captain of the watch on the western gate that a column of horsemen is approaching the palace.”
I dressed quickly and called for my palaquin. I was conveyed with all speed to the western gate where, with some effort, I climbed to the observation platform. I questioned the captain on duty but he had no idea who the riders were.
“That they are well drilled and disciplined troops is clearly evident my lord, judging by how they handle their horses.”
Noting the tone of admiration in his voice, I let this comment pass as I strained my eyes to observe them more closely. They were indeed a picture of martial beauty; raising dust in perfect formation as they made straight for the gate.
After a while it became evident that a group of bound men followed the riders on foot along with a number of pack horses. I ordered the captain to prepare to meet them. The column now crossed onto the road that led to the gate. Their leader, whom I took to be a small man in scale armour, raised a commanding hand and the column halted at the gate. A familiar female voice now hailed me from below.
“Greetings uncle Kha !”
“Anath !”
I ordered the captain to open the gate and the column rode in. I descended the stairs hurridly to be greeted by the sight of my neice, sitting proudly in her saddle in full battle armour. I struggled to regain my composure.
“Anath, by all the gods, what is the meaning of this ?”
“Rejoice uncle, for after many trials and tribulations, my men and I have rescued eight innocent people and captured a gang of bandits.”
“Your men ? You've joined the army ?”
“Well… not exactly. It's more like the army has joined me.”
- The Chronicle of Prince Khaemwaset.
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Prominent amongst all the many gods and goddesses whom I praise daily, is Thoth, great god of magic and inventor of writing. I thank him for his gift to mortals. Secondly, my undying gratitude goes to prince Khaemwaset, my dear, beloved uncle who took great pains to educate a rebellious, willful and insolent girl. The scroll you hold in your hand now, gentle reader, is as much a product of his patience, his wisdom and his confidence in me, as it is a true history of my adventure.
Thankfully, my uncle's patience and wisdom did not desert him when Rahotep, Montuhotep and I were summoned to appear before him two days after our return from the desert. Although he met with us in the magisterial surroundings of the Court of The Visier, he was remarkably candid and informal. He listened to Montuhotep's account of our battle with the bandits with obvious interest and concern. When Montuhotep had finished he commended the captain for his bravery and dismissed him.
As the captain was leaving, I caught a worried look from Rahotep and returned my sweetest, most reassuring smile. My uncle listened attentively to Rahotep's story and then to mine. He then looked at us both in silence whilst rubbing his head and shifting in his chair. Finally he said,
“This day I will send a letter to His Majesty recommending that you Rahotep be made a hereditary noble, chief snake catcher and steward of the palace. I do this purely to reward you for your bravery and for the services you have rendered the dual kingdom and, of course, to reward my neice here. She obviously loves you very much, my boy, to have suffered the dangers and privations of rescuing you and those other unfortunate innocents. Furthermore, I too feel responsible, at least in part, for not having delt with these ruffians earlier. But it took one of firmer resolve than I to do so.”
I smiled at him, this was high praise indeed.
“Our sincerest thanks, your royal Highness.”
As Rahotep bowed I fought the urge to step up onto the dais and hug my uncle. Instead I thanked him formally, a gesture which evidently met with his approval. In a subdued tone he then said,
“Of course you now leave me with the onerous duty of passing judgement and pronouncing sentence on the bandits but that is precisely why I occupy this seat.”
“Ah, uncle, I have a few thoughts about that...”
He raised his hand.
“Later Anath, I beg you. Now, the pair of you go on your way and may the blessing of the gods go with you. The bandits are securely imprisoned and can await our decisions. Now I can hear this day's petitioners gathering. Farewell.”
I was amazed and mightily pleased that he said “our decisions”. We thanked him and left. We wandered hand in hand back to my chambers. It was a beautiful cool morning.
I was so happy but words cannot express what only the heart can know.
Later that morning, Rahotep and I returned to my chambers. We bathed in the palace lake, washing away the dust and sweat of the desert. Then, cleansed and naked, we fell into a blissful, dreamless sleep entwined in eachother's arms. I was awoken well after noon by a gentle, musical voice.
“My, you two are quite the picture….”
I opened my eyes to see the sly, smiling face of Neith.
While she had long abandoned her ever so subltle attempts to embarrass me in public, no degree of impropriety was beneath her.
“Neith my dear, I'd invite you to join us but as you can plainly see, there's no room. Now get...”
I was about to send her sternly away when she bowed her head. I then noticed that she was holding a tray laden with fruit, a jug and three wine goblets. My attitude changed. Quietly I said,
“This is Rahotep.”
“Ah, your good snake catcher, recently freed from captivity.”
“The same. Does the entire palace already know?”
She nodded in her usual sly way.
“Oh well, who am I to deny it.”
She put the tray down by the bed. Running her eyes slowly over Rahotep's naked legs, ass and back she said quietly,
“Why deny it dear one, your bravery and resourcefulness are good cause for honour and renown.”
Were these the glimmerings of sincerity ?
Rahotep then stirred and opened his eyes. He had just smiled upon seeing me when he turned his head in sheer surprise towards the slightly sinister face now above us. Swiftly I held his hands, lest he cover his manhood. Women such as I are innately vain, gentle reader, nor is it unseemly to hide one's good fortune, particularly in the face of a rival.
Rahotep lay motionless where he was, breathing awkwardly in my ear, until I sat up, arranged the cushions and lay back against them.
“How kind of you to bring us some refreshment dear Neith.”
“Not at all, friends must honour friends.”
She poured the wine and handed me a goblet. I took a sip.
“Mmmmm, delicious. From the vinyards of Nebkheperure?”
“ Hardly. Tenth House by Ipet-Iesut I believe.”
Now she handed Rahotep a goblet who did his best to sit up and accept it with dignity. I pushed him back against the cushions and manouvered myself gently between him and Neith, who had by now somehow settled on the edge of the bed. Rahotep soon drained his goblet and surprisingly, held his empty cup out to Neith who graceously refilled it. He offered humble thanks and wriggled, struggling to relax. Neith and I exchanged some small talk about palace affairs and she confirmed that the Queen was indeed away. I relaxed my guard and took a few more sips of wine. We passed around the fruit platter and the remaining wine until I could tell that Rahotep was becoming more acustomed to being naked in a room, in the royal palace of Malkata, while far from alone. A notion formed itself in my mind.
“Now Neith dear sister, where are our manners? Are we going to make our guest here feel out of place?”
With that I reached forth and pulled down the straps of her sheer dress from her shoulders. Her beautiful eyes looked up at me and spoke unuttered thanks. We may have little in common she and I, but in the pursuit of passion and pleasure we always find common ground.
Neith soon wriggled out of her dress and shed her sandals. She joined us on the bed and I embraced her wordlessly. As Rahotep looked on, scarcely believing the scene that was about unfold before him, Neith and I kissed. We had often done so in our youth but the currents of our lives had made us drift apart long ago. I was pleased to taste her lips again and I could tell that she felt the same. Slowly our hands began to move about our bodies.
As you are no doubt aware by now gentle reader, Neith is a most beautiful woman and her body is perfection itself.
Neith smiled sweetly at Rahotep as though to say, “Welcome.” But immediately after, she fixed her intense brown eyes onto mine. My hands slipped beneath her shoulders and we kissed. Her lips were sweet and gentle like the petals of the blue lotus but inside I knew there dwelt another Neith, a predator akin to dread Sekhmet. We kissed gently for several moments and I was conscious the entire time of Rahotep's eyes drinking in the scene before him. He relaxed and smiled as Neith and I began to explore each others mouths with our tongues. It was a delightful experience that I had not shared in a long while. I had occasionally made love with the other ladies in the Queen's retinue but the rivalry between Neith and I was often too adversarial to permit relaxed intimacy. What a pity.
I felt her delicate hands now begin to play with my breasts and squeeze my nipples. Again she seemed to know just how to do it. My pussy began to feel the first stirrings of desire as I shifted position; drifting closer to where Rahotep lay. His attention was, of course, still firmly focused on the two beautifully entwined bodies before him. I heard him sigh, whereupon Neith slowly pulled away from my mouth and began to lick my nipples. I ran my palms down her smooth back and pulled her dress down further. Rahotep smiled and I nodded to him, whispering,
“Yes, this is real lover.”
Moments later Neith began to suck my nipples and flick them hard with her tongue; causing them to become erect as I relished the sensation. She concentrated on each of my breasts in turn then pulled away, leaving my chest glistening with saliva. I rubbed my hand in it as she giggled. Now she looked at both Rahotep and I while wriggling in between us on the bed. She reached up and brought Rahotep's mouth to her own. He just managed to dart a concerned glance towards me before her lips began to devour his hungrily. I propped myself up on my elbow as Neith gradually moved from Rahotep's lips down his neck, nibbling and wetting it with her tongue. Ripples of sensation made him sigh and breath harder. He was in the care of a particularly skillful viper. She grasped his body like she had known him for years; this was a totally uninhibited woman. I sensed too that Rahotep was finally beginning to relax. He ran his hands over Neith's shoulders and upper arms, drinking in the supple smoothness of her skin. Now that his mouth was free, I lent over to kiss him. He accepted my lips gratefully and for a long while our tongues parried; one pair of lips devouring the other. It only then occurred to me how much togetherness we had missed during those dark and anxious days apart. I then felt his hand at the back of my head, pressing my lips and tongue closer and deeper. There followed a moment of peace and delight during which scenes from my adventure flowed rapidly through my mind. I then noticed Rahotep's breathing change. Neith had found his cock.