An Incest Birthday Chapter 18- Part 1
The twins finally get their day.
I woke up at about 10:15 well rested and ready to start the day. I sat up and noticed Rita was still sleep next to me, a smile on her face but nonetheless still sleep, which is unusual because she almost always beats me out of bed. I kissed her on the forehead and rolled out of bed, excited for what the day was gonna bring.
We had an actual planned day to ourselves, with no interruptions, no having to cut the day short, and best of all, no dad to get in the way. Just as Rita surely was, I was really excited. While we didn't know what we were gonna do, we were definitely gonna have fun doing whatever it was. I grabbed my towel and headed to the bathroom to do my morning routine, plus a shower. I thought of places we could go as I showered, like to the beach, the mall, the movies, or even a concert, but those ideas all seemed so stereotypical and besides that we've already been to those places, countless times.
I washed the shampoo out of my hair and gave up on the ideas for the moment and just thought about Rita as I finished my shower. While I wouldn't say we've been through hell, we have been through a lot and noone deserves to finally relax and enjoy herself more than Rita. Speaking of, she should've already been out of bed by now, being more excited about today than I was, I guess I had to get her out of bed, one way or another, and knowing me, I preferred another.
I rinsed the rest of the soap off of me and turned off the water. I pulled back the shower curtain and was greeted (more like scared half to death) by a half dressed Rita looking back at me with crossed arms and a slight grin on her face.
“What's this? Why didn't you wake me up? I would have gotten in with you!”
“Not with dad home you can't, besides I was planning to wake you up when I got out of the shower.” I grinned back as I grabbed my towel to dry off.
“Well maybe I can go back to sleep and you can come in and do what you were gonna do.”
“Nope, too late, you're already up, guess you missed out,” I joked.
“You know what, it doesn't even really bother me because guess what? We get to spend all day together, just me and you, for the first time in who knows how long!”
“Yeah I know, we better make the best of it.”
“Oh you know I will,” she said creeping to me and pushing her lips to mine.
She put her arms around my neck and walked backward until my back hit the wall, never once breaking the kiss. It was only when I felt her hands creeping down my back and squeeze my ass did I realize I was still naked, that and the smile forming on her lips when my cock hardened between us.
“Umm you know I'm still naked right?” I asked.
“Yeah I know, I was planning on doing something about it...”
“You just love the chance of getting caught by dad don't you?”
“It gives me a rush, what can I say?”
“Well if we wanna have more moments like this we gotta be more careful around him.”
Rita sighed. “Fine, but one of these days you won't be able to resist groping me in front of dad.”
“Maybe you're right, maybe I should wait till he comes in the room and pull you into my lap and start sucking your titties right in front of him.”
“Ooh I would love that!” Rita said with excitement.
“Haha take a shower, we got a long day ahead,” I smiled as I left the bathroom.
I went to our room and got dressed and headed downstairs to see what's going on for breakfast when dad rounded the corner first and cut off my momentum.
“Your mom just told me you two were spending the day together, like that's different from any other day but yeah, where are you two going?”
“Don't really know yet, just kinda wanna get out of the house, we've been cooped up here a lot lately, not counting yesterday.”
“Ok. The real reason I wanted to talk to you is that I need a favor from you two.”
“Umm, what kind of favor?”
“Not a big one, my main client at work, the one who will get me the promotion if everything goes well, has two kids, his son isn't here, but his daughter is, and according to him she's been acting a little snobbish since she moved out here with her mom a while back. I need you two to hang out with her, show her around the city or something until he gets here, try to get her to lighten up a little.”
“Doesn't she have her own friends that can help her out with that?”
“Not the kind he takes a liking to, they're the kind that encourages her bad behavior, you know the type, that bad girls clique or whatever its called today. Besides, I volunteered you both to do it anyway.”
“What? Why'd you do that?”
“If it'll help me get the promotion then its worth it, take one for the team son.”
I sighed. He only said that when he really needed something, which wasn't often, so he didn't wear it out yet. “Ok dad, when do we have to?”
“I'll let you know, thanks again son,” he said as he smiled and went back into the kitchen.
I went back upstairs and opened the door to our room just as Rita pulled up her panties.
“That door was shut you know,” she grinned.
“I didn't see any tape on it so no beans,” I smiled back. “Dad just volunteered us to be friends with some stuck up girl until her dad moves to town.”
“It could be worse, we could be showing around a bunch of stuck up girls every day, by ourselves, for a month, only seeing each other when its time to go to bed.”
“Well when you put it like that I guess it doesn't sound so bad, I guess you're right.”
“Of course I am, now lets hurry up and get breakfast out of the we so we can get on with Rita and Randy time,” she said as she pulled on her pink short sleeve shirt and black capri pants.
I followed her downstairs while looking close at her ass that looked amazing in those tight skin hugging pants and sat down at the kitchen table to a light breakfast of eggs, bacon and toast.
“So what do you two have planned to do today?” Aunt Lisa asked us.
“We'll just drive around until we see something we wanna do I guess,” Rita said.
“Sounds gas guzzling, maybe you should stay here and figure it out before you leave,” dad said.
“That's the fun of it dad, when you see something on a whim it makes you wanna do it that much more, like that time we rode past the shooting range, you didn't come out for two hours,” I said.
“Touche. So what do you two lovely ladies have planned today?”
“Shopping. There's a few things I need to buy while they're on sale,” mom said.
“I don't know why I ask questions I already know the answer to,” dad laughed.
“Well what are you doing? Probably going to the golf course aren't you?” Aunt Lisa asked.
“Nope, just gonna stay home and do absolutely nothing.”
“You should go shopping with mom and Aunt Lisa, you might find something you want,” Rita said.
“Nahh that's ok, I don't need anything right now.”
“Yeah come on honey, it'll be fun, plus we could use help carrying some bags,” mom said.
Dad threw his head back in mock excitement. “Yeah that'll make me wanna come.”
“Come on dad, take one for the team, you never know, you might have fun,” I grinned.
Dad stared at me with that knowing look as I flipped his own words against him, I knew I was gonna pay for that later, but if he agreed it would be worth it, dad being home all day could really put a damper on our plans of we came back to the house early.
“Fine I'll go, but were going to some places I wanna go to as well.”
With everyone in agreement, we finished our breakfast and everyone got up to leave the room. Rita started on the dishes and when I went to help her she said she wanted to do them herself, but she was smiling the whole time. Knowing she was up to something I left anyway and went back to our room. I wasn't in there for a minute before mom followed in behind me and shut the door.
“So really, where are you two going?”
“We really have no idea, we're just gonna wing it I guess.”
“You don't even know where you're gonna eat? Some date you are,” mom joked.
“I don't wanna keep going to the same places over and over, it gets old fast.”
Mom crossed her arms under her breasts and sighed. “What the hell. You know that place that opened up a few months back on Marie and Jim's side of town, Melt?”
“Yeah, Stephanie and Chris said it was the best food they had in a long time, but it took them like two hours to get in because you need reservations or something, its not even a fancy place.”
“You need reservations because the food is that good. Anyway, you two can take ours, I was gonna go with your father but we had a change of plans earlier.”
“What? No we can't take 'em mom, it probably took like two weeks to get those reservations.”
“A month actually, and fifty dollars, but it's ok, take them. You just better not waste the trip.”
I leaned in and gave mom a hug, sure she was a gorgeous manipulating con artist, but she was still our mother, and things like that really make you appreciate her. “Thanks mom, you're the best.”
“Just remember that next time you decide to leave me unsatisfied,” mom whispered in my ear as she slipped some money in my pocket.
I pulled back and she had a knowing grin on her face, like she was gonna use the reservations as leverage to get something out of us, but if this place was as good as everyone said it was, then I don't think either Rita nor I would care.
“The reservations are at eight tonight, so don't be late, if you're not there within five minutes they give your table away, that's how we got in last time.”
“Ok mom, and thanks again,” I said as she turned to leave. “Oh mom wait a minute! There was one more favor I wanted to ask.”
“Yeah what is it?”
“You think you can keep dad out past midnight? We might get back early and...”
“Say no more, I'm already on top of it, or should I say I'll be on top of him,” mom giggled.
“Ok a little too much info, but thanks.”
“Don't say thanks just yet,” mom mumbled under her breath as she left the room.
I lay back on the bed waiting for Rita to come back upstairs, which took way longer than expected seeing as there were only plates and forks in the sink and she's been away for around forty-five minutes. As I lay there I feel myself starting to drift asleep, but knowing what the day held I wasn't gonna let that happen, so I jerked myself awake and was on my way to sitting up when the door pushed open and Rita literally flew right on top of me.
“Come on lets go! Everything's all set and everyone's leaving.”
“What's all set? What were you down there doing?”
“You'll see, when we get there, come on!”
We went downstairs and out the front door just in time to see mom, dad, and Aunt Lisa getting in mom's van, probably because they were gonna need all the extra space with all the bags they're gonna have.
“See you guys when you get back,” Rita said as she got in the drivers side of our car.
“Don't get into any trouble, and Randy look out for your sister,” dad yelled out the window.
“I will dad, see ya.” Little did he know how true those words were.
We pulled out of the driveway and went down the north end of the street, the side where none of our usual hangouts are, good sign because were not going to the same old places we do to on the regular, bad sign because I still didn't know where we were going.
“So where we going?” I asked when she turned on the main street.
“Not telling, its a surprise.”
“You're not even gonna give me a hint?”
“Hmmmm, its something we used to do as a family, but lately I wanted to do with you alone.”
“Oh come on that could be anything, we used to do a lot of stuff!”
“Exactly, enough information but not too much. You'll like it, if not then you better pretend to.”
“Yes ma'am, I'll like it or you can punch me in the face.”
“In the dick.”
“Well now nobody wins there.”
“Dammit, you're right, I'll punch you in the ass then, you don't use that, yet,” she grinned.
“Yet my ass, I prefer not to get probed.”
“Yet you probe me all the time.”
“That's because you want it, almost all the time.”
“That's not... ok yeah I do so what,” she laughed.
“Exactly my point.”
We joked the whole ride until we ended up on Stephanie and Chris' side of town. We rode past a lot of places I thought she was gonna stop at until we came across the park that ends right before the beach on their side of town starts, and she pulled in. She parked and we got out and she opened the trunk, where she pulled out a big picnic basket with the cliche red tablecloth covering it.
“Surprise, it's a picnic!”
“That's a big basket, how much food did you fit in there?”
“Enough to last us all day in case we didn't go anywhere to eat.”
“You got a spot picked out where you wanna sit?”
“Yep, over there by the trees, we can just see the water from there.”
She grabbed the basket from the trunk and I followed her to the spot she just picked out, listening to her giggle all the way there. We got to the spot and she laid the blanket out and pulled out just about every sandwich and fruit you could think of, from peanut butter and jelly to ham to turkey, to grapes and peaches and watermelon, she had it all.
“How many people were you expecting to feed?”
“You just never know what you're in the mood for,” she smiled.
We fed each other sandwiches and fruit as we watched people pass by us, some just walking, some running, some on bikes, some walking their dog, and a few even set up their own picnic.
“See? I inspired other couples to get out and have a picnic,” Rita gloated.
“Did you hear what you said? Other couples. Were officially in that group now.”
“Yeah we are, finally. It feels so good to finally be able to be out in public!”
“We should keep some memories of this, here let me get my phone out.”
I took out my phone and started snapping random pictures of her doing whatever popped in her head. I got her sticking her tongue out, playing with her hair, looking at the sky, throwing grapes at me, I even got her attempting to stuff a entire sandwich into her mouth, and then trying to kiss me with it still there. She then took her phone out and took pictures of me taking pictures of her, until she tackled me to get my phone and ended up sitting on top of me snapping pictures of the many faces I made as she moved her weight around over me.
“I want a picture of us kissing,” she said as she got a little serious for a minute.
“I don't know why we don't have one in the first place.”
“Who knows, but before the day is over I want at least one genuine picture of us, one that when someone looks at it they can tell we're in love.”
“We shouldn't force it out then, just let it happen.”
“I still want 'em anyway just to have 'em, we literally have none, I...”
I grabbed the back of her head and pulled her down to my lips and kissed her. I know it wasn't going to be that all out romantic kiss like she wanted, but it was a start. I could hear her clicking her phone next to our heads as she took pictures in a rapid fire motion, then she sat up and leaned against a tree and I started taking pictures as she did. By the time we finished clicking the buttons we had well over a hundred pictures in each of our phones, some great shots but most of them catching just the side of our ear or the tree or some other random thing.
“Come on lets go over there by the rocks, we can take more pictures over there,” she said.
We left our picnic stuff where it was and headed to the rocks on the water. We ran across them like we used to do when we were kids and all the way back until we got back to where we started, then we sat down. I took the opportunity to take more pictures of Rita looking out at the water, her hair blowing in the wind, skipping a rock, and one perfect shot of her looking at me and smiling, she looked so happy, so full of life, so beautiful, definitely the best picture she's ever taken in my opinion.
“I wish we could stay here all day,” she said breaking the silence.
“Yeah me too, it's like one of those getaway places, know what I mean?”
“Yeah it is, I bet it looks even better at sunset.”
“Maybe we can find out later if we remember to come back.”
“You know what would make this moment that much better?”
A smile crept on my face and she interrupted me before I could say anything.
“No you filthy boy, well yeah, but I meant ice cream. Oh you're so nasty,” she laughed.
“There's an ice cream shop we passed on the way here, its like a block away from that plaza across the street, we can walk there.”
She agreed and we walked back to our picnic area, gathered up all our things and headed back to the car. We put everything back in the trunk and headed to the ice cream store. She grabbed my hand in hers and held it as we walked the short distance to the shop, and just like the last time she grabbed my hand in public, she was smiling big for the whole world to see.
“I take it by that huge smile on your face you're happy?” I joked.
“If you only knew. Moments like this make me appreciate what we have.”
“I know what you mean, like a “we live for these moments” kinda thing.”
“Yes exactly! If only they would happen more often...”
“Don't worry, I know they will.”
We got up to the window and decided to share a king size banana split with all the fixings, picked a table outside looking towards the street and sat down. We got through half the sundae before we said anything, due to it being a good ass sundae and me thinking about random funny stuff.
“You wont believe what Ste...”
“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!” I said out loud then burst out laughing.
“What the hell was that? Did you just rickroll me?”
“That song's been in my head all day, ever since I woke up.”
She was forcing herself not to laugh. “And you choose now to just blab it out?”
“It seemed like the perfect moment,” I said still holding back a laugh.
“Well anyway, like I was saying before Stephanie said she...”
“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!” I couldn't help it.
“Dammit Randy! Fine then I won't tell you.”
“Hahaha ok ok I'm done, I promise, go ahead. That was too funny.”
She gave me a skeptical look before continuing on with her story, and waited for me to calm down laughing just to be sure. “You better not do it again, not playing with you,”she said trying to hold back her own laugh. “But yeah, Stephanie said she wants to have a threesome with you and me.”
That caught me completely off guard, turning the whole situation into more of a serious discussion. “And what did you tell her?”
“I didn't tell her anything, I just said that it was a slim chance of that ever happening. Then she tried to convince me it would be worth it, but it didn't work.”
“I swear you two talk about sex more than every other guy on the planet.”
“So does that mean you wanna do it?”
“What? Where did you get that from?”
“Answering a question with a question, that means yes.”
“I didn't even say anything! Don't use your woman tricks to flip around what I say before I even say it! And you think men are crazy.”
“You still didn't answer the question,” she grinned.
My head was screaming “ITS A SETUP MAN DON'T BE STUPID!” but I knew this was one of those times when you just have to tell your brain “shut the hell up” and tell the truth.
“You know I don't wanna be with her, I wanna be with you, sitting here, smashing a king size banana split that I only got about of.”
She smiled instantly. “I know, a girl just likes to hear those things, and you ate more than that,” she said as she reached over the table and punched me in the arm. “I have thought about it though...”
“Nothing. Come on lets go to that plaza and see what stores they have over there.”
I wanted to know more, but I decided not to push the subject and look like I was prying for information so I dropped it and we got up and walked towards the plaza. It was just like any other plaza... lots of stores, lots of people shopping at those stores, lots of people walking out with lots of bags from those stores, the usual. I browsed everything with my eyes, but nothing in the direction I was looking seemed to stand out at me, but something stood out to Rita by the way she kept pulling at my hand.
“A pet store! I bet they have the cutest little puppies! Come on lets go in!”
Before I could even utter a single word out of my mouth I was being pulled into the pet store. When we got in it was like it was her first time in a candy store to Rita, she was wide eyed and had a huge smile on her face as she took in the sight of all the animals around her.
“Ooh look at all the little kitties and puppies! Let's look around,” she said giggly.
She took my hand as we started our own tour of the store, with her taking of pictures of every puppy we passed. For being a store holding hundreds of animals, many different kinds at that, it was pretty well kept, and didn't stink, so I didn't mind walking around with her and looking at all the animals. There were dogs, cats, fish, birds, ferrets, hamsters, turtles, almost anything that can be legally kept as a pet was there, but Rita mostly hung around all the small animals, mainly the puppies, huskies and German shepherds to be exact.
“Ooh they're all so cute! It's a shame they have to be locked in cages like this.”
“It's either that or have them all running crazy around the store.”
“But does it have to be a cage? It's like they're all in jail.”
“There's no other way to keep them organized, I'm sure they let them all out every day.”
She finished looking at the puppies for the moment and walked around the rest of the store. There was a kid trying to feed a bird a cracker it didn't want, so he threw the cracker at it, and the bird had a temper tantrum at the kid and scared him half to death, but to us it was hilarious, he cried like the kid who got scared by his father from the maze game on Youtube.
“Randy that's not funny,” Rita said as she play hit me.
“Then why were you laughing too?”
“I only laughed because you laughed.”
“Then you're just as guilty. Come on, lets go look at the shark fish.”
We were walking towards the back where the fish were and as Rita rounded the corner she stopped dead in her tracks and dropped down to her knees.
“Awwww! Oh my god he's so adorable! Look at him!”
I caught up to where she to see what she was looking at and in a cage by itself was a newborn black and white huskie, no more than two weeks old.
“We just got him in yesterday,” a lady employee walked over and said.
“Why is he in a cage by himself?” Rita asked.
“He's the only one of his litter, and he hasn't had shots yet,” she said then walked away to tend to some other animals trying to get out of their cages.
I could see the look on Rita's face as she looked at the puppy and it was clear as day, she wanted it. Its the same look everyone she knows is used to when she wants something and will do anything to get it. She put her hand on the cage and the puppy sniffed it and put his paw right up against her hand.
“Awwwww! I want him, we have to get him Randy!”
“I thought we were just coming to look around?” I laughed.
“I know, but look at him, he's so cute and lonely in a cage all my himself...”
“You don't wanna look at any other animals in the store?”
“Nope, I want HIM. Who's a cute little puppy? You're a cute little puppy that's who!” she said talking in baby voice at the puppy.
“You think mom and dad would let us have a dog?” I whispered so noone would hear.
“I don't see why not, we had a cat remember?”
“That was a long time ago, and they didn't wanna let us get that.”
The shop lady walked back over to us. “Well if you're serious about buying him he still needs to get his checkups and get caught up on his shots, so that should give you some time to figure out if you want to get him.
“Ok,can you hold him for us?” I asked.
“We'll do what we can, his appointments might take a while so you'll have time.
Rita stood up off the floor and fixed her clothes,then she wrote her number down on a piece of paper and gave it to the lady. “Thank you, when he gets all his shots and stuff can you call me please?”
“Sure thing, I'll call you when he's all ready to go.”
We thanked the lady again and started to walk out of the store when Rita's phone rang, scaring some of the animals. She fished it out of her pocket and hurried up to answer it not even bothering to check and see who it was, just so the animals would stop their little tantrum attack.
“Hey Stephanie what's up.”
“Actually we're on your side of town, me and Randy are spending the day together.”
“Haha shut up, this time is different.”
“What are you guys doing?”
“Not in a long time, you never really forget though.”
“I don't know, I don't wanna fall like three million times.”
“How long are you gonna be there?”
“Ok then we'll meet you there, where is it?”
“We're in the pet store in the Biddulph Plaza, how do we get there from here?”
“Oh it is? We didn't see it on the way here.”
“Ok, meet you there in a little bit then.”
“Haha you're such a slut, see ya.”
“Umm so what exactly just happened?” I asked her when she hung up the phone.
“We just got invited to go ice skating with Stephanie and Chris, I told then we used to skate a long time ago but haven't in a while so we'll be falling a lot.”
“Ring isn't even on your finger yet and you're already setting up double dates,” I laughed.
Rita looked at me as if she was looking at a unicorn carry a leprechaun over a rainbow. She didn't say anything, just looked a me with that big smile of hers.
“What!” I said now confused.
She was now fully smiling. “You said the ring isn't even on my finger “yet”, I heard you.”
I rewound the incident in question in my head and realized I did say just that, and without even knowing either, it just came out. I couldn't help but smile.
Her smile got bigger. “Oh my god, I could be Mrs. Randy Stevens! Lets go buy a ring right now!”
I laughed. “Come on Mrs. Stevens, we don't wanna keep the other married couple waiting,” I joked.
She held my hand as we walked out the door and all the way back to the car, and while I was driving to the rink, which was closer than we realized. Even though I was paying attention to the road I could feel her looking at me, and each time I would smile or glance at her she's rub my hand or hold it in both of hers and keep her gaze on me, wanting to say something but not wanting to clash with the mood that had been set in the car. In no time we arrived at the rink, went in, rented some skates, and went to look for a place to sit and spotted Stephanie and Chris putting on their own skates. We snuck up behind them and pushed their heads together in a mock kiss.
“Hey who the... oh it's just you two, real mature,” Chris said.
“Oh quit acting like you didn't wanna do it, or did we make you kiss the wrong body part?” Rita joked.
I tried not to laugh, but it was too nicely set up to hold it in, Stephanie laughed too seeing as it was her joke to begin with.
“Everyone's got jokes today, just wait till we get on the ice and you guys bust your ass over and over again, then I'm gonna be laughing,” Chris retaliated.
“Yeah but until then you're the kiss ass,” I said, receiving a punch in the arm in the process.
We all got our ice skates on and held on to every wall possible until we got to the ice, but Chris didn't wait for us, being a hockey player he was already on the ice and had done three laps around the rink before we even got off the carpet. Finally though we got on the ice, and we weren't doing much better there than we were on the carpet. Stephanie fell immediately, Rita wouldn't let go of the wall, and I slowly slid one foot in front of the other going a whopping one and a half miles an hour on the ice. Just as I started to get the hang of it a little Chris flew past me, throwing of my concentration and making me fall on the ice along with Rita and Stephanie.
“You guys are looking pretty good over there, twenty more years and you'll be pros in no time!” Chris yelled back as he took off around the rink.
“You can skate like Wayne Gretzky all you want but you're still a kiss ass!” Stephanie yelled back.
“That joke is never gonna die is it?” I asked.
“Probably not, especially since he literally does kiss my ass.”
“And who knows what you do to him...” Rita added, laughing.
“Haha you don't wanna go there, I'm sure you and Randy...”
“Ooooook we're gonna stop right there! No need to get into any details,” I jumped in.
“Rita's just gonna tell me later, so you might as well get it out now.”
“Dammit. Well at least wait till I'm not around.”
“In here? Yeah that's not gonna happen anytime soon, here help me up.”
We all helped each other stand up and slowly built up our progress on the ice until we were all able to skate without using the wall, but we were nowhere near as good as Chris was, who was making his way back to us, gloating as he did.
“Well it's not pretty, but it's progress, I'm tired of skating by myself.”
“Then quit leaving us,” Stephanie said.
“It's better than watching you guys fall every three seconds.”
As they were talking, Rita snuck behind Chris on the ground and Stephanie tabletopped him over Rita's back, causing him to crash down on the ice, both of them laughing out loud (actually laughing, not lol).
“There, now were all even,” Rita said as she and Stephanie skated away before he could get up. I went to help him up but before I even got close to him he was already back on his feet and flying after them. I followed behind as best I could but there was no way I was catching up to them just yet. When he caught them he tackled them both to the ice and held them down.
“Stop it Chris the ice is cold,”Stephanie whined.
“Uhh, no shit Steph, its ice, it's supposed to be cold!”
“You know what I mean, get off!”
I finally made my way there and went to pull Chris off but lost my balance along the way and fell on top of the pile, which made it look like I was helping Chris to keep them on the ground.
“Oh you're playing like that Randy?”
“Like what? I lost my balance and fell!”
“Lost your balance my ass! When I get up I'm gonna throw you into the wall!”
“You too Chris, unless you say you're sorry right now!”
Chris got off of them and helped Rita up, then helped Stephanie up and started skating away with her, a little too fast for her to be able to keep up, then out of nowhere he started spinning around in a circle holding onto her by her hands.
“Ok I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you talked smack in a place where you clearly have a disadvantage!”
Stephanie was holding on to his hands for dear life as Rita and I looked on. “You asshole! I swear to god if you let me go Chris I'm gonna punch you in the nuts!”
He just kept spinning around with her, to the point where we knew she would be dizzy in no time, and Rita took out her phone and started clicking away again. When he finally did let her go, she was so disoriented she couldn't skate straight or keep her balance to save her life, and fell almost immediately.
“Just wait till I can see straight Chris, you're gonna be doing a lot of ass kissing tonight!”
“Blah blah yeah yeah yeah, we already know where this joke goes,” he said still laughing.
“You better not do that to me, or were both gonna be celibate for one whole week,” Rita said.
“Now you know we wouldn't last one whole day, why put us through that?” I mock reasoned.
“I think you get my point, no spinny Rita, at least not like that.”
I pulled out my phone and snapped a few pictures. “Gotcha.” I said not letting her know if I was talking about her being spun or saying I got her on camera.
In no time our fun little skate time turned into one big TNA (because WWE fuckin sucks now) wrestling match. I don't know how, but both Chris and I both ended up under our little sisters being pummeled with tiny fists as their wrist jewelry jingled back and forth with every contact to one of us. In my case, the punching stopped and we looked over at Chris who was still getting smashed.
“Don't look at them look at me!” Stephanie said as she grabbed his head forcing him to look at her then went back to slapping and hitting him.”
“Ok ok you win just stop hitting me!” Chris gave in, trying to protect his face.
“Say I'm the queen!”
Her face turned up and she gave him what looked to be a very painful ass nipple twister. “Say it!”
“Oooooow! Ok you're the queen! Ow!”
“And you're a kiss ass!”
“Ow ow ow you're the queen and I'm a kiss ass, there you happy? Let my nipples go!”
“And don't you forget it,” she said as she let his nipples go and crawled off of him.
“That was cheap. That make you feel better?” Chris said rubbing his nipples.
“Lots, now were even.”
“Good thing there are no little kids in here or we'd all be kicked out,” I laughed as both Rita and I took pictures of Chris getting his ass beat.
“My nipples feel like they're about to fall off, you bitch,” Chris complained.
Stephanie went to lunge at him but fell just as soon as she stood up, and Chris took the chance to skate away from her. While I was distracted by Chris and Stephanie, Rita took the opportunity to sneak up on me and wrestle me to the ground.
“Hey I thought we were done with that,” I said trying to get free.
“Nope just took a break, make sure you get a lot of pictures Steph,” Rita said.
I heard Stephanie's phone make the picture snapping noise over and over until she felt she needed to give Rita a hand and came over and sat right behind her on my chest, pushing Rita closer until she was pretty much sitting on my face.
“This doesn't look good for the cameras in here,” I mumbled from under Rita.
“Yeah but it'll look great in ours,” Stephanie said while taking more pictures of the who of them making themselves comfortable on my chest. It really was a good thing no kids were there, we would have been kicked out, banned, and damned to hell a long time ago.
“Ok I think you had enough, just remember this next time you get on my bad side,” Stephanie said.
“What? I didn't get on your bad side, Chris did!”
“Well you're a guy and you were with him, so you're guilty by association, so you get it too!”
“Stephanie if you twist my nipples like you did Chris I swear I'm gonna punch you in the vagina!” I don't know why I said vagina, it just sounded like the better word to use at the time.
“Oh, you will now? Now I have to...”
“Not these nipples Stephanie, if anyone's gonna do anything to them its me,” Rita interjected.
“Then I guess I'll just have to make up for it with your nipples!”
“Now that's what I'm talking about!” Chris said as he skated back to us from out of nowhere, still tending to his nipples. I myself moved Rita off of me and scooted from under Stephanie and sat up in anticipation, wondering if she was bluffing or if she's actually do it.
“I don't think so, if anything's gonna happen to my nipples its gonna be licking or sucking,” Rita said.
“Holy shit that's even better, that'll completely make up for the nubs I have left,” Chris said.
“You think I should? Right here on the ice rink in front of everybody here I should just pull out one of her titties and start sucking it?” Stephanie said smiling at Chris and I then at Rita. “If you guys think I won't do it...” Stephanie continued as she put her hand on Rita's shirt and moving it to the side a little while moving her mouth closer to it. Chris was about as anxious as it gets as she put her lips right on Rita's cloth covered tit, bit on it a little making Rita moan, and went to pull her shirt off to the side to expose her tit to the world, then she stopped completely and grinned an evil grin at Chris. “You're right, I won't, not here at least. I would like to come back at some point in time.”
Chris looked like a kid who just saw his puppy get ran over. “Aww that was an asshole thing to do!”
“Yeah you know all about assholes don't you Chris? Stephanie joked again at Chris' expense.
“Laugh it up now, won't be so funny when we get home.”
“What's gonna happen when we get home?”
“Oh you'll find out soon enough.”
We laughed all the way to the carpeted area and sat down to take off the skates that felt so heavy they had to be taken off for a while. It took around five minutes, a lot of straining, and a little help from Rita before I finally got my skates off, next time I won't listen to Chris and get a size too small.
“So what are you guys doing on this side of town anyway?” Chris asked.
“Randy and I finally have some time to ourselves to do whatever we want,” Rita said.
“How is that different than any other day?”
“That's what I said,” Stephanie jumped in.
“Be quiet, its different! We don't have anyone breathing down our necks for a change,” Rita replied.
“Time together my ass, you two are on a date, you're not fooling anyone,” Chris said.
“We're not trying to fool anyone, were out on a date,” I said plain and straight forward.
Chris made a stink face and then looked at Stephanie. “What the hell is wrong with them, he's on a date with his sister, I mean who dates their sister?”
“I don't know, maybe they grew up in a dungeon or something,” Stephanie said playing along.
“You two do know you're not supposed to date each other right? You're only supposed to make out, feel each other up, and fuck each others brains out, then wake up and do it again.” Chris said.
“That's all?” Stephanie said breaking character. “Then what was that yesterday when you...”
“AHHHHHHHHHLALALALA BE QUIET NOW AHHHAHAHLALALALA!” Chris yelled while covering his ears with his hands while Stephanie tried to pull them away.
“Look at 'em, and I thought we were weird,” I said to Rita.
“Hey don't include me in that, he's the one with the problems,” Stephanie said.
“While we're on the subject, when are you two gonna quit with all the runaround stuff and have a first date?” Rita asked, emphasizing the word “are.”
“That's not something we can just decide on and go do,”Chris said.
“Yeah you can, you ask her out, she says yes, you go on a date, simple as that,” I said.
Chris frowned. “It seems forced that way.”
“It's not forced if you both wanted to do it,” Rita said.
“Shouldn't there be a time requirement or affection thing or something before your brother asks you out on a date?” Stephanie asked.
“Wait, why am I the one who has to ask?” Chris asked Stephanie.
“Because I'm the girl and you're the boy, duh.”
“And that's the way it's always been.”
“Yeah maybe in 1950, those days are long gone. Women killed chivalry when they asked for independence, you can't have both.”
“That's spoken just like a man.”
“And that's spoken just like a woman to want everything handed to her and give nothing back.”
“Keep talking and I'll “give” you another nipple twister!”
“You come near my nipples again and I'll...”
“Ok kiddies! I guess we jumped the gun a little bit,” I interrupted.
“Yeah, maybe you guys should wait a few months, or years, something,” Rita joked.
“She'd probably want me to pay for everything,” Chris mumbled.
Stephanie looked dead at Chris. “I heard that!”
“I did say it loud enough, it's not like it isn't true.
Stephanie put on a baby face and poked her lip out, kinda like one of the faces Rita makes when she wants something. “You wouldn't wanna spend money on your pretty little sister?” she said in a baby voice and tilting her head, looking at him with her big blue eyes.
“Don't try it Steph, not gonna work this time.”
“But I'm your little sister, you love me don't you?”
“After that nipple twister I'm not so sure.”
“You love me don't you?”
“Stephanie quit it, that's cheating.”
“You love me don't you?” Stephanie said, managing to look even sadder.
He sighed hard, knowing he lost. “Dammit.”
Stephanie looked at us. “He won't say it out load, but he know he loves me.”
“Then again, maybe they don't need to wait a few months, they're being all cutesy, and even in public, that's what happened with us,” Rita said.
“Lets go back on the ice, that way at least I can skate away,” Chris said awkwardly.
Without waiting for confirmation, he was back on the ice as we were putting back on those heavy skates, it would take a while to get used to them again, not to mention being able to actually skate in them. We were out there for a little longer than last time taking more pictures and chasing each other around the rink, and Stephanie accidentally reenacted the video clip where the lady screwed up the national anthem then added insult to injury and fell on the ice before walking away in shame, needless to say when Stephanie did that very thing that was it for ice skating for the day, lucky for her we were the only ones who saw it, with Chris laughing all the way back to the carpet.
“Whose idea was it to go stupid ice skating anyway,” Stephanie said while removing her skates.
“Umm yours, I wanted to go to that candy factory that just opened up,” Chris said.
“Maybe we still can, it doesn't close until seven.”
“Its 6:10, and we still have to drive there.”
“If we hurry up we can at least look around.”
“We gotta go now then, you guys coming?” Chris asked looking at us.
We didn't know anything about a candy factory that opened up, but hey, we liked candy, and it was somewhere we haven't been, so what the hell. I looked at Rita who just like almost any other time was thinking the same thing I was, the twin thing never gets old. “Uh sure, we'll follow you guys there.”
We got our shoes back on and in no time were in our car following them to this candy factory, which we would be at sooner than later since Chris was flying down the street trying to get there with as much time to spare as possible. When we finally did get there (with thirty minutes to spare), we went inside and almost literally lost our breath, the place was huge! They had every kind of candy imaginable, chocolate, gum, caramel, taffy, everything. If it was ever made it was here, they even had the Willy Wonka bars. We didn't know where to start, so everybody split up and went to a different side of the factory, with me heading towards the gum. There was the big league chew, breath freshening gum, gum inside candy, chiclets, bubble tape, bazooka joe, all kinds, but I grabbed a big bag of gumballs and went to see what else the store had. I met up with Rita who had gotten herself a basket and filled it with every kind of chocolate you could think of... candy bars, chocolate covered pretzels, hershey's kisses, gourmet chocolate, and that's only what I could see.
“Yeah I know, but who knows when we'll be back, I need enough to last until we do, and plus mom and dad like gourmet chocolate,” Rita said when I eyed her big basket of candy.
“And all I got was a bag of gumballs...” I sulked. I was definitely going to change that.
We went through the rest of the store, meeting up with Chris and Stephanie a short while later each with their own baskets filled more than halfway up, my basket was looking way undersized. I decided to start picking up everything I remember having as a kid, to things I just happen to have a taste for, to things that were just too cheap to pass up, and a lot of the stuff was cheap. By the time we finished grabbing candy it looked like we went trick or treating five times, and still had some left over. With five minutes to go we all rang our candy up together, which came up to 137.93, which was ridiculous for four people, but no one put anything back. We had so much candy we qualified for a discount, and we needed it since we weren't gonna be buying candy for a long while. I still don't know what we were thinking spending that much on candy, heat of the moment thing I guess. We all chipped in and paid for the candy and were out the door about two minutes before they were supposed to close.
“This should last me about three days,” Chris said opening up a candy bar.
“And your teeth will last you about three weeks if you eat all that stuff now,” Stephanie followed.
“I'm not listening to you NIPPLE TWISTER who has more stuff than all of us combined!” Chris said through a mouth full of candy bar.
“Fine, but don't say I didn't tell you. Anyway, what are you guys gonna do now?” Stephanie asked us.
“We don't know, just been kind of a “whatever happens” kind of a day,” I said.
“We could go for a walk, look at the neighborhood a little bit. You guys wanna come?” Rita asked.
“Uhhh no thanks, I did enough walking, and skating, and falling for one day,” Stephanie replied.
“Enough for five days,” Chris joked.
“Keep making fun of me...”
“Or what? I still cant feel my nipples, what else are you gonna do to me?”
“Then I'll just have to twist something else,” Stephanie said looking down at Chris' crotch.
“If you even think about going near there I'll...”
“Oh you don't want me to go near there again? Ok if that's what you want,” she grinned.
“Wait what? What are you...”
“Fine with me. We'll see you guys later. Come on Chris, I wanna go home and paint my toenails.”
Chris stood there a little dumfounded as Stephanie walked away with a little pep in her step. “Hey man, what the hell just happened?”
“Pretty much you just agreed to never have sex with her again,” I said.
“Like hell I did, see you guys later,” Chris said taking off after Stephanie.
“MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET ANY POLISH ON HER SKIN, WE HATE THAT!” Rita yelled.
“What was that for?” I asked.
“For Chris, I guarantee he's gonna be painting her toes tonight if he wants sex.”
“You're that sure?”
“After everything that went on today, I'd bet a million dollars.”
“Sucks to be him,” I thought as we walked back to our car to put the two big bags of candy in the trunk. We set off on the path opposite which we came and walked down the street.
“So how's the day going for you so far?” I asked.
“Perfect, even with all the falling at the ice place.”
“And it's still not even over yet, still got over four hours left.”
“That's why I volunteered to go walking, we were getting short on time and I knew Stephanie and Chris weren't gonna wanna go walking anywhere.”
“I see mom passed some of her traits on to you,” I joked.
“She gave you just as much. I still cant believe you set mom up like that at the beach yesterday, that was down right...mom. That was exactly something she would do.”
“I know, I had to think like her, I couldn't let her pull that out of her ass and beat us at our own game.”
“I don't think I ever wanted to fuck you more than that moment.”
“I noticed, I was sinking down into the sand you were fucking me so hard.”
“But you liked it,” she said smiling as she said it.
I paused a minute to give her the illusion I had to think about it, and when she looked at me I smiled big. “Yeah I did. I'm gonna trick mom more often if you're gonna fuck me like that.”
“Don't bet on it, we got lucky a few times, but after yesterday, mom's gonna be on her A game.”
“Well at least we made em count, but I still we can get her a couple more times.”
We walked in silence for a while just holding hands and checking out the scenery, until Rita spotted one of her favorite places, well used to be. “They have a java juice over here? What the hell! I thought they closed them all down.”
“Just the one on our side of town, something about relocating.”
“That sucks! Why would they do that? That's just dumb.”
“Actually if you think about it, it works out better for us,” I said sounding upbeat.
“Because now we have a reason to be on this side of town more, without having to rely on Stephanie and Chris for a cover, especially if we wanted it to be just us. I mean yeah its gonna be hell on gas, but in the end it'll be worth it. And noone would question it because they all know how much you love java juice, well did until they closed down, so now we have this in our back pocket.”
She looked up at me and smiled. “You don't fool me, you're just trying to get some tonight.”
“Is it working?” I smiled back.
“I'll let you know, but first we need to get something to eat, I'm starving.”
“Oh yeah I almost forgot, you know that restaurant MELT that just opened?”
“Yeah the one that's almost impossible to get in without a reservation?”
“Yeah that one, mom gave us her and dad's reservations to go.”
“She did? Why?”
“She just gave them to me, since they're going shopping, she didn't wanna waste the reservation.”
She was still skeptical. “We're talking about mom here Randy. There's gotta be a catch.”
“She just gave it to me, she wanted to show she's still our mother I guess.”
“Well if that's the case then ok, she is still our mother, I just forgot it with everybody sleeping together and all. That was nice of mom, I love her,” Rita perked up.
“Now that I think about it she did hug me real tight and say remember she did this for us next time I decide to leave her unsatisfied.”
“That bitch, I knew she had some ulterior motives.”
“This can all be settled with some mom on daughter jello wrestling.”
“You'd love that wouldn't you?”
“Every minute. The two hottest women on the planet going at it in a bowl of dessert, classic,” I said now getting an image of it in my head.
“So who's the hottest?”
“Huh,” I said, Rita snapping me back to reality.
“You said the two hottest women on the planet, who's the hottest?”
“Oh no, I'm not walking into that trap!”
“Its not a trap, I just wanna know who you think is the hottest.”
“You wouldn't get mad if I didn't pick you?”
“So you think mom is hotter?”
“See that's why I can't answer that, its an unfair question. Mom is beyond beautiful, we both know that, and she birthed you, who is just as beautiful as mom is, just younger. How do you decide there? You both have qualities the other doesn't have, like mom's a milf, a dancer, and has huge breasts, you're a vixen, in incredible shape, and have an amazing ass, and you both have flawless faces, its completely impossible to choose, but having to pick, I would pick you just for the fact that I'm in love with you.”
“Awwwwwwwwww! You've been thinking about it haven't you?”
“I thought it might come up one day, but I still didn't know how to respond to it, that just came out.”
“Well it came out perfect. So I'm a vixen huh? I would've thought you'd say girl next door.”
“I was gonna, but I didn't know how you'd take that.”
“Yeah. Ok I think we've walked far enough for now, I'm starving! Lets go eat.”
“Ok, we got thirty minutes to make our reservations, good thing we started walking back to the car or we might've missed it. Mom would've been pissed.”
“Well lets go, she doesn't need any more excuses to fuck you.”
“You're cute when you're jealous,” I said, getting a half smile from Rita. The best things always happens when Rita gets jealous; angry sex, make up sex, quickie sex, anal sex... if things keep going down that path I might have to make her jealous more often...