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Avatar impressions..
Her screen name says she’s CameltoeFlo,

And she loves to give a man fellatio.

She lives somewhere in Idaho,

Is she lying? We’ll never know.

Then there’s SheilaSucksAlot,

Willing to give all she’s got.

Says right here she’s very hot,

Until you chat.. then she’s not.

Let’s not forget CDBill,

Wears lace panties for a thrill.

Men are good but loves women still,

If pussy doesn’t please him a good cock will.

Bare-breasted pics to pull us in,

Naked women willing to commit every sin.

They’ll fuck everyone including their kin,

And promise the best sex that’s ever been.

Red and white avatars without any bio’s,

From Germany and Spain and fuck if I know.

Their friends list and views continue to grow,

Hundreds and thousands feed an endless flow.

Sure let’s chat with CockLovingFan,

Who’s willing to give me all the sex I can stand.

Her hot naked pic shows a sexy body so tan,

What the fuck!! Cocksucker’s a man!!

SexualSadie says she is very Bi,

Craves women only with soft breasts and thighs.

Men are pieces of shit so don’t even try,

And if you do she’ll gouge out your eyes.

HotStudMuffin says he’s just right for you,

When it comes to women it usually takes two.

He says he’s hung and he’s hard come give him a view,

Ten minutes of chatting told you he didn’t have a clue.

Then there are the avatars that run in a herd,

To them they’re special and everyone else is a nerd.

A clique all their own, they really are absurd,

They spend all their time trying to get the last word.

Hot sexy pics in two inch squares,

Enticing us in by showing their wares.

Leading us on with their truths and dares,

And promising by lure their body they’ll share.

Such a world the internet holds,

Where tin and brass can appear as gold.

And no one knows whether you’re young or old,

They just believe everything that they are being told.

So in closing you better take stock,

It really doesn’t matter if your friends have pussies or cocks.

Always remember everything you see and hear is a crock,

Unless of course.. the avatar is the Warlock.

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Posted 04 Oct 2013 19:44
I loved your poem. It was very clever. Your words flowed nicely. It was so much fun. Lovely. 5
Posted 20 Aug 2013 20:11
.....or Reddeville
Posted 30 Sep 2012 14:23
Absolutely loved it, a definite 5 x

Posted 03 Jun 2012 21:36
I do love it when we can laugh at ourselves
Thanks for the smile
Posted 30 May 2012 15:48
lol FM.. actually I think my vote and your vote cancel each other out and I get a zero...
Posted 30 May 2012 14:38
Nicely wording to Cut thru the Crap. I vote you a 5 by your standards and mine as well; so is that a 10?
Posted 26 May 2012 17:11
Funny, amusing and wonderfully done x
Posted 26 May 2012 15:11
Excellent and so true
Posted 26 May 2012 04:08
Very funny! Loved it
Posted 26 May 2012 00:31
Very funny Warlock. btw Welcome to Lush.
Posted 25 May 2012 21:15
SUPER-natural Loved it!
Posted 25 May 2012 21:06
laughing, laughing, laughing...... clever and oh so sarcastic.....
Posted 25 May 2012 20:29
I agree with Skanderbeg !! Well done
Posted 25 May 2012 19:02
Enjoyed, funny, delightful, so true!
Posted 25 May 2012 17:00
Hilarious and oh so true...thanks for taking the time to share it.
Posted 25 May 2012 16:57
Just brilliant, really loved the poetic flow, thank you
And it made me laugh!!
Posted 25 May 2012 14:12
Thank you love it ..true honest & damn funny loved the end sorry then Warlock

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