My most foolish fantasy
Is to eat come
On cream cheesecake
Maybe with sprinkled
Strawberry goo
And then the jism too
I had thought almost
To have one of my heroines
Eat some up like this
But that’s a disgusting fate
To serve up for them
Even though they’d be up
For it. As for me
I can see the dessert plate
Ringed round with neat strands
Of the stuff. Maybe a few
Neat globules on top
Of puffs of whipped cream.
And if I like it,
“Garcon!” I’ll exclaim, and then
Mouth him some crumbs
Onto his crown, an
Oral gratuity as it were,
Which also might result
In second helpings.
Somewhere, someone
Giggles, “Bon appetit!”
Oh, diner! Then you know
What a girl’s gotta eat.
Come share in my treat.